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WINDFARTIUM SMELLIOSA

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that is certainly a non safe for work image posted on a safe for work board (aka blue board)

>dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6110623/The-10-words-include-dating-app-profile.html

>number 1 for males is : 6ft

just fucking END me

LOL

its censored so it gets you promoted at work

Just remembered my dream last night.

I had to drive a car but all the steering/braking/accelerating was done by twisting my toes..

Go post this on Jow Forums the board will explode.

Would it still be considered gay if I were to use a prostate massager while masturbating to women? Just a bit curious as to how it feels to get an orgasm through the bum.

I'm a tall, Jow Forums lad with an amazing wife and a really well paid job but I'd swap it all to get rid of this dry socket pain

i just don't find asians overall that attractive

The average woman 25+ is at least 5'9 nowadays

If we're talking 16+, they're a minimum of 5'11

>wake up 3 separate times last night
>immediate thought each time was "I should kill myself"
ruh roh

I'm 5'8 and frequently pass literal children in the street who are almost my height
Each generation is growing at at an incredible rate

You realise that is indicative of liars rather than men being overwhelmingly 6 foot tall, right?

know this feel, get heightmogged on the regular by schoolgirls, god my existence is so pathetic

>get rid of this dry socket pain
what does this mean

*SMASHES INTO THE THREAD VIA THE WINDOW*
HYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*grabs by the ankles and throws him into the wall*
*sweeps 's legs away and then stamps his face off*
HYAHHHHH
*twats senseless*
*twats senseless*
*twats senseless*
*sees getting back up and dropkicks him down a bottomless pit*

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Liu Kang doesn't even say "hiyah" you fucking nonce. He does turkey noises.

Just thankful I don't live in Netherlands, Sweden, etc

I'd probably qualify for disability benefits there

Always makes me giggle.

i liked it

been listening to Dutch cloud rap nonstop again

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hungover, but have to go out tonight as well. cba

eaten three punnets of blueberries since I woke up

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unironically en route greggs

bit bored of fucking the gf
still shag her around 15-20 times a week but lately I've been imagining other girls while doing it

What's the deal with airline food?

>dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6111343/March-Tiger-Wives-Thats-women-ruthlessly-micro-manage-husbands-careers.html

>male does this

PIG, SEXIST, ABUSER!!

>woman does this

YOU GO GIRL!

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same height. hope my future kids surpass my height by a fair amount. gonna be feeding them well.

All the Muslim immigrants have dragged the average height down there

greek rapist

thanks for putting a line space between those three-word sentence fragments, would've been completely lost otherwise

that was mark's height
hmmmm

how would you even know that?

>All Of The Lights

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In pengdon

Seen like 5 legitimate BABES today complete stunnerz, you work that semi-formal skirt and blazer girl ooooof

you just told him

I am also 5'8
bothers me only a little

gonna jump in the bath and have a nice relaxing soak while listening to bach and reading the greeks

the achievements so far today:
>2 pages of study
>applied to 1 grad job

no problem lad x

London is for elite humans. sick of that place, makes you feel like a subhuman

how would he know marks height?

Going to look at look at women doing horrible, nasty things on camera lads

What are you studying, lad? Be honest.

multivariable calculus interspersed with lesbian porn

got pooniggermogged

sports psychology

tried to get into Berghain but they said I was 5'8

dire thread

Deanooooooooooo

that was worth posting

youtube.com/watch?v=GkzTBYhmcRE

what was the name of song that sings doodoodoo doodoodoo

wanna be musically talented. what instrument should i go for?

Rocking the Ed Hardy today

What does that entail, lad? Helping sportsmen with their emotional issues and pressure?

Never leave the house got horribly pale skin and eat like shit dread to think of my vitamin d levels

prefer not to say. feel somewhat chagrined after this reply

OOOOHHWOOOO I WANNA BE WITH YOU EVERYWHERE OOOOHWOOOOOOO I WANNA BE WITH YOU EVERYWHERE

SOMETHINGS HAPPENIGN HAPPENING TO ME DU DU DU DU TO ME HMMM

Haha. Ok.

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anybody here like jav?

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that is a very nice body
do you have source

about to unleash a dreadful poo

nana ogura
are you into jav?

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you fuck a girl that much of course it gets stale. 3 times a day on average wtf
what a surprise shit is going boring.
i bet this dude is younger than 21, isnt particularly into this girl but she is dtf so cool, does absolutely nothing beyond the most vanilla shit in bed but then whines about sex being boring

Honestly got bored by the 3rd time I ate a girl out, remember thinking that I'd missed the first half of the rugby at the time

Thankfully I hadn't

I want to have surprise sex with a girl (must be a complete, sudden surprise), but I don't want any rape to occur.

Do you understand?

my dog loves listening to Coldplay

getting drunk

I want to rape a girl (must be complete sudden rape) but I don't want it to be a surprise.

Do you understand?

Look for men on craigslist and pretend its a girl.

never really seen the appeal of a 3 some

finishing a drunk now
what are you drinking lad

if we had access to guns do you think there would be many school shootings?

yes

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not really, we've pretty much every position, gone dogging, anal, arse-to-mouth, rimming, foot stuff, etc
it's just boring dealing with the same body day in day out

shall not be infringed

Bet your arsehole regularly gets infringed, gayboy

just nutted on my own face

do like me some jav but I hate how some of them squeal like mice

should i go to my graduation ceremony lads? none of my friends ill be there because i took a year out

wherever i go
i must also shitpost

holy shit that was hot

graduated watching JAV at 17
that censored shit lol

Who /pints/ at 11 ?

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hate jav
find it absolutely repulsive

its partly an opportunistic and free use fetish

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