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Weak
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occultism_in_Nazism

We're all gonna make it buds no matter how hard it gets we'll all get there eventually

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Yeah you little bitch take it. Ooh another touchdown, eat that shit white boi. Little bitch white boi dosen't know shit bout Madden. I played in high school, what you play bitch boi? I thought so. Oh you leaving? Going to your car? Bye bitch boi

Can't wsit to get drunk after school

Woke up quick at about noon just thought that I had to be in Compton soon

gf still asleep at 7 am
She’s gotta get on that boomer life style and wake up at 5:30 with me

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>tfw drunk at school

So tired

So bored

Flying to Vietnam this December to meet the girl I've been skyping with online for the last two years

How to avoid getting sold into slavery/mugged?
I'm staying in my own hotel room separate from her.

first

no u

Just buy a gun dude

>getting a $11,000/year raise starting next month
based

Tfw grandma asks if you have a gf

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What do you do?

>Been working at this place for a year
>They bump me from 7.75 to 8
B-B-Based

Campaigns/Marketing for a nonprofit. I knew this was coming and was thinking I was greedy as fuck about to ask for $8,000 but this really surprised me.

>Flying to Vietnam this December to meet the girl I've been skyping with online for the last two years
This is pathetic. Try /trv/ though.

uhh user i think this is a bad idea

You better have live video of this person being who they say they are otherwise you’re going to lose a kidney or 2

have a bed bug inspection today

was gonna go to MCD's today for lunch but theyre tearing it down for renovation

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Still don't understand the point of bragging

wish they would just inspect my apartment now and not make me wait another 4 hours

honestly think the inspection is just a front so they can try to figure out whos smoking so much weed in the building

*blows the whistle on the guy smoking weed in the building*

at last, no more nauseating marijuana fumes

*slashes your tires for the next 5 years*

there were genuinely funny videos on those ''america's funniest home videos'' type of tv shows before the internet that I've never ever seen again since youtube was created or any where else.

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>driving
>not riding the bus or a bike to work

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*firebombs your apartment for the next 5 years*

>firebombing the apartment complex you live in
>new england intelligence

nonsensical post

Saw a "friend" who used to bully me

>*rude posts you all*

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my friends keep telling me to become a twitch streamer but i hate twitch and twitch streamers and dont think i would be entertaining

thoughts on THICK girls?

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if i shaved from the neck below i'm confident i could get men to pay me to masturbate on webcam

i wish men were as hot of a commodity as women

Got promoted and will make $9,000 more per year low buds

cool how much free time are you getting

whats with those stupid chairs nerds use that look like they pulled them out of nascar?

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vocaroo.com/i/s0DtkVm62C7p

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they are comfortable and good for your back and relatively cheap

>he doesnt own a GamerChair™

>binland

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"Worked for me brah"

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Just don't look at them

...

they look so retarded though

also aren't they like $300?

I want to travel back in time and beat the shit out of a bully in middle school.

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some are, some are like $100

I was a bully in middle school

not intentionally but i definitely was

Why? Leave it in the past

>be a NEET
>lose track of days of the week
>get a job
>lose track of days of the week because weekends are now meaningless

Ive been tricked

Got a job lads.

$25/hr

Gonna have to move to Delaware, though. What even happens in Delaware?

not as much murder and crime as you're used to

>lads

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I live in a neighborhood called "The Badlands" so that's not saying much. I could move six miles in any direction and it'd be less murder and crime than I'm used to.

Shut up, baka!

You could move most places on the earth and have a lower crime rate than the best parts of philly

d-did i get shadowbanned?

no

If by shadowbanned you mean filtered then yes you've been shadowbanned for a few months FK jr

i know im not a good posted

>delaware

literally who

Regained my respect for women and will no longer call them femoids.

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Why's that?

I no longer hate anybody also. They're just doing what they think they should.

I don't hate women for fucking chad or ignoring me because I'm a manlet, they're just women being women. But I will still call them foids depending on the context

That's pretty much it

>manlets

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ask a girl if a guy can be a nice guy without looking nice

Imagine being a lanklet thinking he's some kind of superior being when every man of greatness was a based """manlet"""

t. midget

Don't fall for their dicks

skribbl.io/?yQQ4KmZtMT0lHvitDHkt

I want an American (canadian) fren :(

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this is a virus don't click

for me, it's lune innate
youtube.com/watch?v=v23txd3hUN0
just can't have a good day without my daily poz reiki sesh

Huh...

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>ASMR

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you can have ryan take him with you

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rain is a myth

prove me wrong, you cant

for me its twitch thots

twitch.tv/amouranth

this is retarded

Who's ryan, I don't want him if he's a

black
asian
spic

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hes none of those but he is obsessed with asians

he goes by the name "ottawa"

please respect my beliefs