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if janny is so autistic about generals spamming the board why not just delete the old thread

Woah... so THIS is the power... of the white man

>plan to go to tesco to get a £3 meal deal with the spare change I have (£3 in 5p coins)
>this needs to be an in and out operation. As I'm using this many 5ps I need to be as efficient as possible with the self service checkout
>putting the 5ps in
>about half way through, everything is going smooth
>suddenly: "there's an unexpected item in the bagging area. Help is coming."
>stand there like an autist with a handful of 5ps in my hand

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why is this album so good?

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>order is accepted, packed, shipped and flown to Australia in 12 hours from HK (9 hour flight)
>processed through to auspost
>sits in the same facility for 2 days already
>"oh yeah it can take up to 4 days to go from the airport to your apartment 3km away"

quite weird how commonplace cuckolding is in America

Absolute mong

lol why do you live 3km from an a
*is cut off by a cacophonous roar overhead*

big willy, dont use it, grim existence, dont live it, prozzies are cheap, dont buy them, willy bum, poo nigger

It isnt common
They want you to think its a common though

meghan markle is a hottie

the woman that knocked the housewife out has british flags on her gloves haha

>meal deal

hello literal child

leave a girl alone for 6 weeks and she becomes a stripper

I went to woolies and then kmart
Trying to use my partially filled woolies bag at the kmart checkout and naturally it triggered the assistant call
she searched through my bag, bit embarrassing as i had bought 4 packs of chicken tenders and nothing else

And by that you mean she looks burnt? Little too long in the oven

>2pm
day's already fucking over

TOILBERRRRRGGGGG

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Hello Tory boy

virgin shut-in mong

You ever go out during work hours and see dozens of people walking about like they aren't got work today? How do these people exist without a day job?

imagine if this was your teacher

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It was some amateur MMA league, the housewife had been training for this. Had some deluded idea that she was going to beat up someone half her age.

I have intense anxiety from approx 8am until 5-6pm then it dissipates immediately

What causes this?

lads
youtube.com/watch?v=HCT-FurFVLQ

all the time, my work is next to a little Tesco and it is never empty
bizarre

toil

Why get a meal deal when subway is 30p more

*imagines*

ah yes

>toilbergs little puppets haven't learnt about living rent free on tax payers money

laughing my arse off

had an extremely attractive teacher in year 5
she was also dating a chinese bloke and arranged the classroom according to that fengshui shit, very weird

this was too far imo

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Was just thinking the same thing on the tram this afternoon. I reckon some of them could be freelancers or shift workers like me. Others are obviously housewives or the elderly.

On the dole. Retired. Self employed. Not wageslaves. Etc

I'm NEET though. It's because it's the 'workday' though and I know its business hours. Business hours give me anxiety basically

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imagine if the world was populated only by whites

hello literal children who can't cook or manage his finances

okay its actually about 9 but still

this shouldn't be allowed

guilt for not toiling
toilberg always finds a way

bet the higher ups have been wondering for ages why the grades of any class she teaches tank

Meal deal = 3 pounds x 5 days = 15 pounds

Imagine being so poor that 15 quid is actually a significant amount of money to you.

The effect is called Moraying
The wanker spelling Moiré
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moiré_pattern
Generally most TV departments screen for that before air time

My Latin teacher was a real hottie like that. She would often wear very tight purple leather pants. oh my days

Just installed the reddit app lads.

Would love to spaff all over those sandals

Favourite subreddits?

r/oddlysatifysing

My dad fucked one of my primary school teachers. He had split up from my mum way before but I remember my mum getting mad when he took me to school, for speaking to her. He only told me when I got older
Also he had 2 girlfriends and told me "men can have more than one friend she is friend A and the other is friend B" meaning his girlfriends

My dad was genuinely a cool cunt in his 20s and 30's and I'm a fucking retard

Asked him before and he said nah I'm the same as him in the way I act, it's just that society has changed underneath our feet

>no qualifications
>barely any 'work' experience
>earn 18-20k a year as a NEET

why should i give up the comfortable unscheduled lifestyle just to potentially earn a few grand more BUT having to dedicate 2/3 of my week to toilberg

not him but changemyview can be genuinely insightful

getting downvoted heavily today

nerd bender

had this shirt busty af red haired teacher and she always wore a proper short skirt and her arse was HUGE. remember one particular time she was sitting on the edge of a table talking to the deanos and leaning back so you could basically see up her skirt she knew what she was doing fuuuuuck she was so fit

All women should be vegans, changemyview

How the fuck do you earn 1500 a month as a NEET?

love a bit of Jow Forumsukpolitics, me

>no qualifications
>barely any 'work' experience
>earn 66k browsing Jow Forums and reddit in front of a different desk and get home at 4pm
lmao

£15 could make tastier lunches for an entire month instead of giving it to tescoberg for a partially-filled sandwich, a bag of compressed air(read :crisp) and a fizzy drink

You're a child who can't look after himself

Literally the only reason is social. My family used to treat me like some sort of despicable contemptible worm when I was NEET. It was a constant stress because every conversation and interaction would eventually be dragged back to the fact that I didn't have a job. And you dreaded the 'So what do you do for a living?' question when you meet someone new.

Job?

THE MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR IS COMING TO TAKE YOU AWAY

66k dollarydoos is only like £25k though

Haven't worn leather shoes since my school days
Can't help it just love comfy high technology sneakers

fuck me lads
set an alarm for 7:10am and didn't wake up til 8:10am
no worries though, still found parking at university

>a bag of compressed air(read :crisp)

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concierge of a dead building
37k

feel like death warmed up

are janny

had an art teacher who was a massive cunt, was slim and always had her blonde hair tied back in a tight ponytail
didn't think much of her, always dressed conservatively, until one hot day she undid enough buttons that when she lent forward I saw part of her boob sitting in her bra like they do and it fucking got me diamonds

>£37k to give up 3/4 of your life to toilberg
>£20k and freedom

know which one i'd choose tbf

might have some toast

love how unfeminine yet feminine is
it turns a beautiful woman into a goddess and roots out the lesser women

anyone want to come punch nazis with me?

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what are you even talking about

Give me a breakdown of how it's possible to earn 20k a year in benefits as a single man.

I didn't have teachers. I had educators.

mad how we live in the internet age where there's never been so much opportunity and feasibility to work self employed/free lance and people still work jobs at supermarkets for 8 quid an hour lol

unless you're disabled or a single mother you're only going to get 5-6 k a year on disabled

couldn't handle two "jobs" mate
that little money wouldn't be freedom for me because I couldn't afford my hobbies and interests. I enjoy this because its a relatively small sacrifice for what I would largely be doing at home anyway

NEET doesn't mean bennies lad

All the freelancing work is taken by underpaid Pajeets

I reckon if I added my old teacher on social media she would suck me off

But I don't need sex and its only hot if you're a teenager...she isnt hot but she was when i was in school

She's just a woman with a shit job now lol

Explain

it's only 20k aud/yr on disabled centrelink
find it EXTREMELY hard to believe you're ever going to earn the same in gbp

dunno, i'm not the guy who was saying he earned that much, probably does some comfy online business or something

VERY good slave

Sounds more like you're self employed, unless you got a large inheritance?

It is possible if you are full on disabled like schizo or something
Or otherwise fucked
I think even people on full benefit for 'depression and anxiety' get 400 a week.

NEET means you aren't studying and aren't formally employed, you can earn money without being either of those

I didn't have teachers
I got my education on the mean streets of inner-eastern Melbourne

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-45352622

state of modern politics