Be me

>be me
>got asked by my sister if i am gay because no gf
>got asked by her if i don't go to have sex with a whore in the brothel
>she went so far as to give me a suspect I'm heterosexual again
massively awkward

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Fuck your sister

How would people react if you went into a pachinko parlour and fucked one of the machines?

fuck her to prove you are not gay

i don't like younger sister incest
they'd fap to you fucking it

is your sister cute, like ia anime?

she's 7.5/10 with makeup

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Is it true that it isnt illegal to sell blowjobs and anal in japan

yeah but same goes for your country as long as you don't buy a whore

妹のマンコの匂いはどうですか

Post some photos)
Also, say to her: "3D are not needed".

クリンジ
google Satomi Ishihara

>Satomi Ishihara
Gogggle'd her. So what?

The point is that all asians look the same.

she resembles her. didn't you get my connotation

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the most awkward part is something sexual was mentioned in the family.

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Aww, okay. Yes, she's pretty nice.

>She resembles her

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u wot m8

Would slip my seed into your sister's womb

he just means is dick is harder than diamond now, my nihonjin friend

How old are you?

she's been engaged

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I thought Japanese families were 1 child only?

>he just means is dick is harder than diamond
*nglo cock is way less harder than ours, it's a well known facto
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Nice for her. When are you getting married user?

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>>she went so far as to give me a suspect I'm heterosexual again
I didn't understand this part.

will she have children and save japan from destruction by boomers?

3 children are by far the best. the eldest protects the others like Charlemagne, the middle one moderates the brotherhood like Napoleon 3, the youngest behaves like a mascot

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How old is your sister?

Well, i fucked for the first time when i was 25 y\o. So don't be so hard on yourself.

I really want to crush your head with a rock

>When are you getting married user?
the earlier the better 2bh, i'd like to have 3 children and i want to die on the relaxing armchair surrounded by them and grandchildren
she asked me if i'm gay because no gf
i'm sure she and her bf are the picture of grass eaters, i mean they will have 1 chld at most

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My sister used to make me the same questions until I mistakenly caught her naked and kept staring at her a bit.