>*flexes 500 million strong manpower thanks to the EU*
Yeah, I'm feeling like we can give another go at shutting down British perfidy.
Who will Jow Forums support ?
Obviously I am with Europe against the Bongs
why not just shoot them?
Obviously I am with the Bongs against E*rope
We have scallops.
They have salopes.
As Surcouf said: "people fight for what they don't have" (or something like that).
You are alive for the second coming of naval warfare in the channel
How can Somali pirates compete???
>The French are furious that British boats don’t observe the summer closure of the scallop fishery to conserve stocks.
The Bongs have booked idea of sustainable economy.
>As Surcouf said: "people fight for what they don't have" (or something like that).
Tell it right please, the eyes of the world are beset on us.
>Surcouf, French privateer, is taunted by British prisoners from a ship he has captured
>"you French fight for money, while we British fight for honor"
>Surcouf winks and does an anime pose
>"everyone fights for what they don't have"
why is the EU KARA BOGA
>booked idea
no idea
good luck, all the fish in the channel are rightfully ours
Scallops aren't fish ugh.
I bet you guys throw them overboard when you realize it takes a decent bit of cooking to make them delicious.
Because they always win.
>hate the eu
>hate the UK police state
Obviously, non-interventionism is the winning strategy here
Or, even better, we wait until one side is on the verge of defeat and then join them against the other side to maximize losses.
Why does the eternal Anglo hate laws and sustainability?
Are they still under those laws?
U N C O M M O N
N C O M M O N
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O M M O N
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>bolivia
>uncommon
are you retarded or just american't?
It's a French law that you can't fish during the summer, and they're in French waters soooo…
France.
Britposters are extremely rude toward south europe, east europe, and everyone in general.
Ok.
If they are under french laws what is the british argument then?
UK, frogs are disgusting
>British perfidy.
no go fuck yourself, the eu has been shafting us on fishing rights since we joined the continentals are the perfidious ones
That we're not French and so don't have to follow their laws, which seems pretty fair.
>35 French boats against 5 Bong boats
That's not fair
The accuracy of the story doesn’t matter friend as the whole world already knows you as surrender monkeys
in ad 2018 scallop war was beginning
We should make a law that makes Killing Brits legal. That way we can enter England, shoot some, and walk out scot-free because French law is the only thing bearing down on us apparently.
They were littls ships, against big British ships.
Common perfidious French tactics.
Except the Channel isn't French.
The French argument here is literally based on you guys being butthurt.
This doesn't magically disappear because you say so.
what is it with brits and fishing in other peoples waters?
>Since this is a national regulation, independent of the common fisheries policy, British and Irish boats do not have to respect it.
Sorry France, ether you follow the Common Fisheries Policy or you're out of the EU
What's the difference?
French historically can't win without a massive numerical advantage, why else did they immediately become weaker than Germany once Germany eclipsed them in population.
you know, in the old days the brits would have rolled out a squadron of ironclads and sent the frogs packing
you've really fallen :(
And this come from bloat-war, the country.
the eternal perfidious a*glo pirate strikes again, I'll always support my EVROPAEAN brothers against this menace
still SEETHING over Gibraltar i see
Put your glasses on mate, as your image clearly shows, the channel isn't in your waters.
You are objectively in the wrong here.
n-no I was just...
>t. Alonso Pérez de Guzmán y de Zúñiga-Sotomayor
They can't.
All their advanced military systems are french and full of backdoors.
Pretty much nobody can win without numerical superiority. The key is that local numerical superiority is enough.
There is one one way to deal with EU vermin.
>Minister Tobin and the federal cabinet then told the DFO to demonstrate Canadian resolve on the issue by "making an example" of a European Union fishing vessel. On 9 March 1995, an offshore patrol aircraft detected the Spanish stern trawler Estai in international waters outside Canada's 200-nautical-mile EEZ. Several armed DFO fisheries patrol vessels, and Canadian Coast Guard and Canadian Navy (HMCS Gatineau) support, intercepted and pursued Estai, which cut its weighted trawl net and fled after an initial boarding attempt, resulting in a several hours' chase which ended after the Canadian Fisheries Patrol vessel Cape Roger fired a .50 calibre (12.7 mm) machine gun across the bow of Estai.
t. fish thieves
Of course I support Europe
>:(
We simply didn't expect the French to stab us in the back (again), although we should be used to their bullshit by now.
There'll be warships out there pretty soon though.
>normans at it again
be prepared, a*glos
>the whole world
some anglos and uneducated people from third world shitholes*
You're going to get shit on, once again, mate.
You're too cowardly for this business.
youtube.com
why isnt this the EU anthem seriously, arm yourself citizens!
>being perfidious to perfidious anglos is unfair
>Being French
>Complaining about rules when they don't directly benefit you
Name a more iconic duo
Plenty of battles wherein an outnumbered army would overwhelm a far larger group, even in locality.
There's one battle in 1814 during the war of 1812 where 30 British soldiers managed to fend off 4,000 Americans until 400 Canadian reinforcements arrived and, still grossly outnumbered, got the Americans to flee.
The greatest act of French perfidy was pretending that we're the perfidious ones instead of you.
In an earlier battle in the same war, 24 Native Americans charged 200 US soldiers and won.
Again, the Americans fled.
BUILD A SEAWALL AND MAKE THE FROGS PAY FOR IT
Memes aside, the French do actually understand that they're in the wrong here, right?
>canadians
such a thing didn't exist until the 20th century
And of course, the Iraq war.
Despite Saddam Hussein having tons of soldiers more than NATO, we steamrolled them. Of course, here we had far superior firepower and training, so I always felt this was a bad example. But it is an example nonetheless.
Always pisses me off when some Korea or 'Nam vet isn't getting the VA benefits to which they're entitled because some Desert Storm baby who stubbed his toe on an Iraqi's corpse is taking up valuable time and resources.
>Who will Jow Forums support
#TeamFrance all the way!
Fuck the britmutts
>*tips tricorne*
you have my unconditional support against br*tish perfidy
I'm aware of that. Obviously, they were French-Canadian.
I figured you'd understand what I meant.
>We have scallops.
>They have salopes.
Based.
>American education
I hope France allies with Denmark and together they wipe out the britmutt menace once and for all.
With the anglo exterminated, the world will finally know lasting peace.
>ameriburger history
I bet you also think Columbus was the first to succesfully sail to the new world.
morale and equipment > sheer numbers
well, at least unless you're russia or china, then you can just zerg rush to your hearts content since its likely the enemy will run out of ammo before you run out of bodies to throw at them
oh forgive me, yes, those are true canadians
t. angus mcgregoro'donnell IIV whose forefathers were dumped off in the 19th century to block the expansion of a real country
masterful shitpost
*parks our fleet in the channel*
I’m surprised we’re not fatter
what will the danes lose this time?
>94256973
>Slavic American French mutt rape baby calling others mutts
Oh man germans are full autism today
yeah i bet you're used to going through the backdoor you shit splitter
>be american president circa 150 P.M. (Pre McDonalds)
>want to expand country because of muh destiny
>it's just canada
>a couple months later now homeless
the bongs have a terrible track record of losing fishing disputes, I'll put my money on France any day of the week desu senpai
WTF I like France now
It should be noted that Germans who live near American military posts are typically only as anti-American as other germans on average - some love Americans, some hate them
Germans who lived near French military posts when those were still a thing are just like other Germans - most don't really have a problem with the French, and the few who do don't really feel that way specifically because of experiences with the French
However, Germans who lived near British military posts before they all got relegated to NATO usually HATE the British. Supposedly, the limeys treated the local populace like shit.
Do present day Canadians really claim the actions of the British Empire as their own?
I understand they spend most of your schooldays enlightening you on the various gender identities of marijuana, but it's still a shock.
>Do present day Canadians really claim the actions of the British Empire as their own?
That is irrelevant to your original retarded post that Canada didn't exist until the 20th century.
We only lost the Cod Wars because Iceland threatened to close the Northern passage to Nato but still allow the USSR to still pass through.
Obviously, you guys considered that unacceptable and forced us to back down.
Odd
ANZAK troops were the only ones not to rape germans
it's certainly relevant to the post I was in reply to you dunce.
Refuse to read this utter drivel
sounds pretty beta of you
>Thread has nothing whatsoever to do with America or Americans
>Still find a way to attention whore themselves
Classic
More like you guys were in Cold War panic and foaming at the mouth.
thank our neighboreeno to the north, or perhaps you have selective vision
>WE
>WUZ
>DEMOCRATS
I just realized, he was talking about them already.
>ANZAK
>Australia and New Zealand Association of Kuwait
I believe you meant "ANZAC" - Australia and New Zealand Army Corps
And ANZAC only accounts for, well - ANZAC
Doesn't account for the UK proper
Also, we're not talking about the war. We're talking about treatment after the war.
based France
yeah i am being a dumb cunt today
commonwealth
still surely there should be a lasting effect from the occupation?
then again british solders have always been made up primarily of the scum of the earth
>France imposing its laws on britain again
Fuck off Guillaume le Bâtard
>and walk out scot-free
Breaking the Auld Alliance would do England a great service
As far as I'm aware, most Germans don't really care about the occupation - they see it as an inevitable ending to WWII
Germans that hate Americans hate us for the same reason anyone would hate Americans:
>ignorant
>obese
>loud
>resentment of NATO
>foreign wars
et. c. et. c.
And again, I never really encountered Germans who hated French, but I did encounter a few who hated the British, and all of them specifically cited growing up around British military posts.
But desu, ignore me - I'm mainly just here to shitpost.
I personally don't really harbor much of anything against anyone
>thread about a military conflict
>why is the military hegemon making posts
use your brain, dvorak