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GOTTA GET A GOOK edition

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Haha, pooing blood again lads, love this condition

Why is everybody mad at the janitor lads?

Go to a doctor asap

walked to the park then the beach and then home. so utterly bored lads.

/brit/ before and after Hard Janny

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janitor's on a rampage

>Mercury and Venus are WAY too hot
>Jupiter, Saturan, Uranus and Neptune are gas planets (try landing on gas you cunt)

So if Mars didn't exist the next planet we could land on would be fucking Pluto LMAO
The closest sun to our sun is 4 light years away - meaning if you were going at the speed of light consistently you'd have to keep going for 4 years to hit it.

Quite depressing when you think about it.
We're so alone.

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The sun rose over the wasteland
As far as the eye can see
Sand fills the vast plains of Serkland
Its vultures jeering at me

But they can circle until they drop dead
I have not come this far
To end, but to pursue my own thread
To join The Varangian Guard!

[Chorus]
Guards of glory and of might
Red as blood and black as night
Flies our banner as we march
In the East, for the king of the Greek

There's men of the cross and the hammer
A few of the moon crescent
Men simply searching for glamour
Some concealing their royal descent

The axe-bearing foreigners they have aptly named us
All we've come from afar
Diversity is what unites us
We are The Varangian Guard!

any particular reason he's wear a bra?

is that eggman?

GRIM, also where's his willy gone?

need an MIA gf

>8 minutes until the pizza shop opens on just eat

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need an MMA gf

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not spoke in the group chat for 24 hours and the lads think I've topped myself

she's cute

What do you think of Indian diaspora, /brint/?

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God damn why are trannies like crack for me?

So FUCKING hot

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dern autist detected

Rubbish, Titan and Europa are very large and most likely have some forms of life on them, they would be ideal places for colonies, it doesn't need to be a planet.

>draws line from point a to point b on paper with pen
>folds paper in half
>stabs pen through side with point a to point b on the other side
simple as

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>this stupid self-hating canuck

alright we get it already jesus

and what do we do when they go behind jupiter and our view of the sun is blocked by the biggest thing in the solar system other than the sun itself?

we'd freeze our bollocks off.
you're talking SHIT

because you're gay

He's based. Blacks who aren't self hating are generally retarded and dangerous

mirrors

Why do you lads rename your filenames? It's so fucking retarded.

you live in denmark of all places and you want a brown lass?

>He's based. Blacks who aren't self hating are generally retarded and dangerous

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tidy folders, tidy mind
i also like to know where everything is

so they don't have to spend 5 minutes scrolling through pages of reaction images looking for the one they're after like i seem to do with most of my day

too anxious to get a job just going to stay at uni as long as possible

hate them if im honest

JFC how many "reaction" images do you lads have? Think I have 10 at most d/e/s/u.

No m8. Jeff la.

why do you not?
that's more retarded
i've made a script to rename files to random names in bulk to avoid exactly this

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most of us have more than 3 images lad

she's a trooper

not enough
would like to have enough that no post of mine goes without an image

Dunno, how do people stay warm in Antarctica?

Tranny flag is hilarious

toil hath ended till the morrow

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rub hot poo all over themselves

the absolute state of lefties

life's not like the songs :(

If you're ever out with me and I look like I'm about to say hello nigger please cover my mouth

She's horrifically ugly. The style she's trying to pull of only works on white girl faces.

fuck off mark

What about the other direction?

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just slapped a fruit fly out of the air
i know it's still alive but fuck that was satisfying

not mark. odd reply.

My life's a song, and every chord is a power chord.

new garms

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Moving into a house in Leeds in september with one full time student and three NEETs (including myself).

Any advice on how to avoid council tax? Has anyone ever done council tax while leaving off some people and gotten away with it?

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Very nice. Me personally love dashing through the room sucking in air like a baleen whale.

Have you ever been outside. What surprised me being outside is how quickly the weather changes. One minutes it's cold and cloudy, the next minute it's sunny and hot. I can't believe it.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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cringe to the max if you're not being ironic

Smoked too much spice lads

winning ww2 was a mistake

how is a student and 3 neets going to afford rent

Spice gives you brain damage.

don't care virgin

the fuck, here the property gets taxed, not the people living inside of it

very nice

death to zoomers and fornite
jesus fuck thats terrifying

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kids are so stupid and they have no idea

actual 16 year old

>waaa people having fun should not be allowed
fuck off boomer

ooooh that's where the zoomer dance comes from

bought a ton of clothes none of them suit me
time to return all of them haha story of my life

don't care virgin

intelligence? 0% heritable mate
homosexuality? 100% heritable

anime

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Life... life gives you damage... so what if my choice my body live life a little harder...

based dnb leaf

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why did you post it then, edgy 14 year old?
>look at these epic GOTHIC clothes I just bought
>wtf why are people commenting on them?

you're typifying the actual boomer mindset, runt

I think the human race is evolving into some sort of android. We're in the phase of history between steam engines and quantum computing.

>fortnite is cancer cant believe all these kids are being brainwashed by a cartoon game with weird dances
meanwhile
>omg anime OwO uWu waifuuuu kawaiiii:33333

don't care virgin

>reading an article
>uses "she" as generic third person: "If someone checks her phone"...
>well that seems egregious and weird
>check the author, article was written by a woman
fascinating

seething

yes, the people who say the former must definitely be the kind of people who say the latter. for sure.

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there's loads of them

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The last time I played a video game was 2016, and the last time I genuinely enjoyed a video game was 2011.

don't care about the opinions of yanks

>be on upper deck of a nearly empty bus
>qt girl with a mousey look sits next to me rather than on her own

Why did she do that lads?

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Don't have strong feelings one way or another for fortenite, love the anime.

quitting them end of this year. need to stop the manchild behaviour.

list of achievements as a child:
didn't get recorded while doing something stupid or embarrassing
didn't do the fortnite dance
didn't get cyber bullied

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Fairly passable yes

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she likes you x

doom eternal now that's gonna be a good game