/brit/

wish i was mixed race

stop making fun of asian girls

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doing a read

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sent a really stupid message and pretended to be drunk wahey

If, with the help of his Marxist creed, the Jew is victorious over the other peoples of the world, his crown will be the funeral wreath of humanity and this planet will, as it did thousands of years ago, move through the ether devoid of men.

all of your posts are really stupid

go on...

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Irish/Mexican ancestry here

This may very well be Beto

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it's part of my brand, my image de marque if you will

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hearing may has gone

Really do love the female arse, lads

>A* in A level maths

oh wow, but do you go to the University of Manchester like I do? Every day I push the boundaries of intellectualism with the other elites of society, and have my LinkedIn inbox blown up with FTSE100 CEOs begging me to join their companies

You'll never experience this all because your uni doesn't have the same prestige mine does, let's see how far your pathetic little A* gets you in the real world.

shut up you cringefest

hearing aids have gotten really good

can i have your laptop(s) and other electronics when you get killed by the government

yeah it's almost september you daft cunt

*wins group D all by myself*
heh, nothin personal, Poonaldo

braaphog

Yeh this is a bit tiresome desu

Usually don't give a fuck unless they're better looking than me, most runtoids are barking up the wrong tree haha

focus on the conacaf champions league

didn't have any motivation to get good grades
don't have any motivation to get some boring desk job everybody is expected to get
just want to stay in my room

simple as

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didn't talk once lad

Might make it my life's mission to compile a 12-volume series on the interpretation of the psychedelic experience from a Jungian analytic perspective

thoughts, lads?

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don't know why I fucking bother, nobody will love me
going to the shop to buy a cheesecake

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iktf
don't really enjoy talking to people in real life either

unsurprising

currently a year from finishing my degree and the only thing that keeps me going is the possibility of not having a boring desk job

>tfw yellow

the cheesecake will

Don't have a laptop, lad. I'm using my mobile phone.

only got 4 GCSE's
failed maths retake
passed a job interview but didn't reply after

My aunty and two cousins came to love with us for a bit cos my uncle was a bit of a cunt.

We used to kiss and play around with each other's genitals, used to lick her out and she'd stroke my cock. One time she put it in her and started riding me, I came within about 2 minutes and she made me lick the cum out of her pussy. We shagged about 3 more times after that and then she didn't want it anymore.

Always a bit awkward now when we meet.

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great

Could go for one myself, had a tesco double chocolate american cheesecake yesterday, was only £1

How am I supposed to resist? We need government intervention NOW

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make me

Any PENGdon man in?

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lads please please PLEASE talk sense into me, i've been talking to this fat titted paki slag all day and even though i know shes ugly im horny and shes literally a free shag fuckkkkk im a disgusting cunt

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>tfw more inteligent then everybody else in this thread

Being so clever is a burden desu lads, wouldn't wish it on any of you

i'm afraid you'll have to fight the mob for it

how many hours a day did you study for exams

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I-I-IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO B-BE LIKE THIS, TH-TH-THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

NO NO NO NOT BREXIT NOOO THIS WASN'T WHAT WAS MEANT TO HAPPEN AAAAAA

MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!

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good lads all of em

Americans honestly disgust me so much and I'm not even sure why. There's just something weird and inhuman about them, like they're all suffering from the same mental illness.

Hate the fat brown cunts.

must be lonely at the top

need a nordic lass in my life. simply must.

>tfw shagged more birds than everybody else in this thread
shagging so many birds is a burden desu lads, wouldn't wish it on any of you

LMAO I thought you were me this whole time

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Cannot wait to shag the gf, just can't wait

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Honestly shagged worse, fatties take it best imo

Larping

We need more evidence before we can make a decision.

you jay'd him

virgin

schizo lad?

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sex tires me out and makes me sweat too much
not a fan

No, just very new to technology.

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Didn't really bother studying for them at school, and still ended up with all A*s and As at GCSE and A-level. Started taking education seriously in the third year of university, and ended up getting a first-class BSc, and a distinction at MSc

It is

because you're underage

porn has corrupted polite society

god shes grim but i think im gonna do it

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>tfw studied for hours on gcse's and still failed some

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Can date just not the women I'm attracted to

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based homo finn

Define "underage" within this context, lad.

really REALLY dont care lad

fwb is a maniac in bed

>Grindr was founded in March 2009 by Joel Simkhai, an Israeli immigrant raised in New York state. The app was conceived as a social network that would use the geo-location data from smartphones to help people with similar interests to meet up. It soon, however, became popular in gay circles.

yes yes goy put it in his arse dont make babies

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>and she made me lick the cum out of her pussy
oh my

based negrolad

under 18

t. wishes he could shag fat pakis

And now you post in /brit/

I want to marry an anime girl

Couple of years ago I was in a takeaway opposite a pub with some random girl and my wog drug dealer friend who is into trap and shit (obviously) but also has some weird obscure bands and shit who he likes as well (don't know how or why lol) and and some "metal" faggots came into the shop and we basically asked them a few questions about what bands they like, and what their influences are because a few were playing live that night, and they were all dressed exactly the same like all "scene" retards do.

Anyway, cut a long story short they were all faggots so me and my friend started taking the piss calling them posers and saying they make shit music, etc, and they couldn't hack the banter so they started getting pushy, we ended up fighting and fucking them up, and there were like 4-5 of them and only 2 of us, lmao.
Not so "metal" when you have your teeth kicked in and you're on the floor crying for mummy, are ya?

Think I told this story before when discussing metal and the faggots within the genre to some other retard, but still... it's just funny to me because when I think of the memory I also simultaneously hear retards doing that typical ""growly"" voice like they do in metal songs lol and then juxtaposed that mental imagery with the metal faggot crying on the floor bleeding out crying to his friends for help... comedy gold.

Virgin freaks will say its larp but this really happened in South London about 3 years ago. I will fight a cunt over music any day of the week even if I would lose

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Try not being so genetically stupid next time xx

Ah, I see.

Looks like trannie-tier excess of makeup, hairstyle etc. Barely looks paki beneath it, just mutty.

Only want a job so I can get out of my parent's hair
then i'll just stay in my rented apartment for the rest of my life on the internet, playing vidya and watching anime. Shan't be having a family

not even fair how good looking nord lasses are

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shagging so many birds lately

Bet 99% of you would shag that chubby Paki girl if you were given the chance to.