Tell us about your cunt's airlines

Tell us about your cunt's airlines

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If you fly with one of ours itll probably be your last

same

I still don't believe this shit after i saw video on liveleak after some passenger throw a fucking trash and flight attendant use broom to clean up.


Ayylmao

Hahahhahahah

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should I fly alitalia or will I die?

BA is pretty nice to be honest, especially if you're flying long haul

do you have a licence for that?

On Air Canada flights enroute to Japan they serve Cup Noodles.

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I'd say it's a pretty decent airline plagued by incompetent middle management
t. former employee (not flying, schedule planning)

actual subhumans

>British Airways
'flag carrier', full spectrum global airline, one of the most expansive networks globally, one of the largest by revenue/miles flown globally (or, rather it's parent IAG is - owns BA, Iberia, Aer Lingus, Vueling and a few others). Used to be top tier, world's first flat-bed, now distinctly average when compared to Swiss/Air France/Qantas etc.

>Virgin
Memey airline that is historically quite good quality, 'quirky style', smallish, focus on transatlantic flights I think. Mostly owned by Delta now. No First & Business - just 'Upper'

>EasyJet
One of the original low-cost carriers, actually founded by a greek expatriate, large fleet, lots of EU destinations. Lower class clientele than above.

>FlyBe
smaller low cost airline, quite a few small prop-engine planes for intra-UK flights

But only Aeromexico has crashes.
Volaris Is good
Internet is good
Viva scares me.

>Internet
Meant Interjet

KLM is the best.
Our king flies commerical flights sometimes.

They're memed as being the worse think ever but I think they are ok. Some of it's probably boomer sentimentalism, which is justified.

Fucking pigs. I bet that is flight with russians or similar bydlo

Who knows.
Just think about it. Do pilots want to crash an aircraft? No, they are no kamikaze. Do they want to fly on unsafe plane? I bet they don't want, thus they will not move a plane on a centimeter, until they are 100% sure that this aluminium piece of shit is OK.

No haha. Ur military caused it to crash.

Unironically based as fuck.
>didn't fall for the low-cost carrier meme
>perfect safety record
>5th oldest airline still in operation
>new A350 planes
>comfy interiors with good design

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Ryanair is the most popular airliner in Europe

Off topic:

The whole fucking summer I had the endure these savages from the gulf. I fucking hate them so much, everyone here does. They can't function in normal societies. They throw their trash everywhere, are rude as hell, don't respect local laws and customs.

However the local economy begs people to please accept them somehow because they also throw around with money, which they seem to have indefinite amounts of.

For this year the deal was that car rentals don't accept gulf customers anymore (their driving is honestly a danger to everyone around), we get more policemen to enforce the burqa ban, selected assholes who totally overdo it get banned from all hotels in the region and the local businesses have to buy some nice things for the towns here.

True, they bring a lot of money here and make some people rich, but I'd rather be poorer and not have to deal with these idiots.

>PAL
Has a mediocre reputation, lately with their new planes they have okay service now, literally on-par with neighboring flag carriers. In-flight entertainment is still shit but miles better than before. The meme iPads have to go and the 90s-style old school seats that barely work on Chairbus A340 shitters. Long term membership isn't worth it.

>Cebu Pacific
Low-cost airline for local flights and nearby cunts, haven't flown with them so I have no idea.

>american airlines

based

>delta

eh

>jet blu

idk

>No haha
pfftt HAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAAH

No haha. Give back crimea, or take back ukrania.

Latam is pretty good, it used to be better when it was only Lan tho, service was a notch better.

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HOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAOHOAHOAODHSDRHGSERGSETYSWERWEAYE

nothing can make up for this shitshow though
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tenerife_airport_disaster

Pretty good actually.

youtube.com/watch?v=K_og9GhW7l4

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Best fail tho. Most beatiful

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