You may only post in this thread if your country invented or discovered something of significant human importance

we invented this

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we actually have tar pastilles here and everyone loves them

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Behold, the sword of power!

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how does tar taste like

oh it's tree tar
i should try some

i have a feel it tastes like a standard piece of salted liqourice

vegetarian diets that don't leave you malnourished?

No it has a strong tar taste and smell

You're welcome.

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Lots of other shit too but this is one of the more common ones in the day to day.

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would u send me some for free plz
i love finnish liqouruice

Oh yeah the Intel 8088 and some other future architectures were developed here.

I'd say insulin was pretty important.

Canada made the mistake of inventing synthetic insulin, electric wheelchairs, all north american sports, and a working pace-maker. Everything needed to keep Americans alive, distracted, and mobile.

no more major wars

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Iraqi here. We invented: Written language, the wheel, the calender, zero, jewish slavery, school and more. Also daily reminder that NebuCHADnezzar is the most based historical monarch

we invented the plane but mutts are stealing our culture because they have none

I just discovered Australia is gay.
Hehe.

Thank me later for my discovery, nerds

Based.

We invented Freedom

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I feel like we must have invented something something important, but I’m afraid to mention anything specific because it’ll probably turn out that some Brazilian or Canadian actually invented it.

is the rest of the world even trying?

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You invented a piloted kite that had to be launched from a tall building.

Mesoamericans invented basketball.

We invented throwing humans parts in our drinks

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we invented Universitys

No they didn't. I think you are referring to their weird hip ball game where the winner earns the right to be sacrificed.
Basketball was invented by James Naismith

You invented a "plane" that required a slingshot to launch it.

Totally stole the basic concept from the Mayans m8. Same thing you did with rugby and football.

Also, you didn’t invent MMA.

It still took off from the ground in a way much more akin to what we consider a modern plane.

You're Aztec now?

Stop we wuzing pablo

But it didn't it flew on its own before the slingshot and was flying for tens of miles and circling and landing long before the Brazilian kite.

>Same thing you did with rugby and football.
English invented rugby.

>Stop we wuzing pablo
Not Hispanic fucktard but the Aztecs ate something that was basically peanut butter.

Canada (McGill uni) and America (Harvard uni) turned rugby into gridiron football.

By that logic credit for almost all major sports should go to the inventor of the ball. Mesoamerican hip ball and basketball are miles apart and I habe never heard anyway try to claim that badketball was in any way based on that odd game. The absolute only similarity is that the ball has to go through a small round goal.
Modern lacrosse is based on a First Nations game
Baseball is based on rounders and cricket
Hockey is based on several European (particularly Scottish) stick in ice games.
In their modern form, with modern codification, modern playing fields, and modern equipment, they are all Canadian except possibly baseball as no one is quite sure though the oldest known account of a North American game, as distinct from cricket/rounders, and played in a diamond, took place in Ontario.

They used ground raw peanuts for mostly medicinal purposes. The very different product created by salting and roasting peanuts, grinding them to a smooth paste, and adding sugar, was patented by a Canadian.

Why do the Americans in this thread keep doing this? Taking very different and archaic innovations and pretending they are the same as modern inventions? Americans didn't invent bourbon because liquor already existed. See how stupid that sounds?

Ironically enough my cuntry invanted toilets
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanitation_of_the_Indus_Valley_Civilisation

>First to invent them
>First to discard them
Are you just ahead of the curve?

It’s a matter of gradations. At what point does a glider become an modern airplane? At what point does an Aztec game where you throw a ball through hoop become modern basketball?

Claiming invention can be a murky business.

They didn't throw an inflatable ball into a hoop. They used their hips, bats, and rocks to get a solid ball through a round shaped vertical goal. That and the fact that it was a religious event are the only things known about it. Modern lacrosse is a very very similar game to First Nations lacrosse but basketball and hip ball almost could not be farther apart. You might as well say tennis is basketball since there is a ball and net involved.