Moving to Brazil

So, im done with Uruguay, Montevideo, the winter, the work, fucking Peñarol, the ugly grills acting like they are hot shit and the unreachable hot chicks and I want to go live in like, i dont know, Buzios. How can I make this happen bros?

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You just need a job

How hard you think is to find one?

>moving to Brazil

I was there for work. It was not a happy moment.

My advice: do not go.

My explanation

1. Spanish colonials should go to Spain
2. Different language
3. Damn hot country
4. Raving poverty
5. Culture of kill
6. Everybody thought I was a nerd for wearing a Saharan kit. But a man has to fight the heat somehow. Also everybody bullied me asking shit about italy

>Saharan kit
Like this one?

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Where did you go? I want to be in a beachtown full of qts and bundas. I dont care about making a lot of money, i just want to live in perpetual summer whilst making enough money to get drunk on beer everyday. I visited Buzios a few years ago and it was peaceful for what we expect from Brazil, also, im not easily scared by insecurity.

yo this nigga is wearing a saharan kit

Bring some hot chicks and some cold beers, and everything else will follow

Nah negro like Indiana Jones

Ill get the beers, the chicks will follow there.

I used to visit Buzios every year when I was a kid, it was really comfy other than the beaches being swarmed with jellyfish sometimes.

Thats what I remember and I dont have real responsabilities nor ambitions in life. Just want to have qts all around and drink beer in a beach.

You're the cuckest italian i've ever seen.

>I want to be in a beachtown full of qts and bundas. I dont care about making a lot of money, i just want to live in perpetual summer whilst making enough money to get drunk on beer everyday
Same here my nigga

Lets put a parrilla over there m8

We'll make it, mane. We'll make it

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>1. Spanish colonials should go to Spain
Why? There are no jobs there.
Everyone from SA end up coming to Mexico for jobs.

should I try to migrate to Brazil since it has largest Arab diaspora? Or should I forget about Brazil and find another country to move in?

if you are muslim dont go to brazil, if you sre christian, go because there is a large amount of lebanese in there, but from what i have heard, they are not to connected to their origins.

just why

the work is gonna be worse, if you actually get one here and the girls situation is probably the same

brazil is fucked i don't even have the motivation to write more explaining why

maybe try to grow up(no offense btw)

why not stay in saudi arabia? it's much better

Most Arabs there are Christians and they hate Saudis so much. They'll kill you and post it on liveleak.

>my country is shit so i'm going to move to another shit country

those numbers are highly inflated. they count grandsons of arabs as arabs, and even so is inflated

If you are a muslim, go to Foz do Iguaçú. There are a lot of muslims there.