/brit/

Nuke this thread, janjan

oh dear he's NOT going to like this lads

>this is what /brit/ is like now

*pulls out phone*
*dials number*
Hello? Yes, I'd like to report an early thread.

DIE PAKI DIE

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>page 7

oh dear oh dear oh dear

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And that's a good thing.

>Enraged villagers in a small town in central Mexico burned alive two men whom they confused with alleged child abductors, local authorities said on Thursday.

rip beto

Has he abandoned us?

reminder

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need storm oliver to blow out all their little paddy shacks

why use barbells when machines are better for toning?

page 8 rule is retarded tbqh, should just be bump limit
after the bump limit the post quality drops off dramatically

OH JANNY BOY OH JANNY BOY I LOVE YOU SO

>machines are better for toning?

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Nah, he lets people make them on page 7 because he knows it gives them a small sense of victory but that it is still better than news after 250 posts
Janny is actually quite a benevolent god

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which one is mathleaf

anyone else deliberately fuck with people while driving?

What the fuck are you trying to say?

I don't drive, the bus is my wagon of choice

I like all Irish and leafs and yanks all friends

me

Post quality can't drop off they're all shit

almost every girl in the world has taken a cock up her ass

going to a festival tomorrow

wrong

theres a poo in my shoe
not in the loo
i love you too
making a blue stew
for two

in cyprus lads

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incorrect

Quality post

hope you have a nice time lad

to be fair for the last 6 months dickheads have been making new threads at 250 which is just stupid

looks like a video game lad

virgin FREAK

reminder every time you enter a bus your virginity resets

thanks

can i come?

Wish I paid more attention in school so I could have gone to a good uni and be able to talk about my interests to people that would listen. Trying to talk about philosophy to workmates is honestly a waste of time.

it was better before, just raise the bump limit to 500 if you want them to last to page 8 because now its just dumb being in a thread for 700 posts after the limit

no it's the real cyprus get your eyes checked

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Fries are great for bulking, dumb gymcel

ALL OF THE LIGHTS
ALL OF THE LIGHTS

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yeah but you’d need a ticket

Such a comfy game

think there's sex happening in the room next door

Philippines president Rodrigo Duterte, whose campaign against illegal narcotics has seen more than 7,000 people killed, is under pressure over his use of a powerful drug whose effects he has compared to “being on cloud nine”.

Despite taking a zero-tolerance approach to drugs and giving police death squads a free hand to kill suspected dealers and users, Mr Duterte (71) has been widely questioned about whether his abuse of the pain relief drug fentanyl following a motorcycle accident three years ago constitutes an addiction.

Mr Duterte denies he is addicted to fentanyl, a painkiller many times stronger than heroin or morphine which is often prescribed for cancer pain and other serious ailments.

yeah you said mate

start playing the wombles - greatest hits on full blast

I get the bus with my gf everyday

girl complimented me heavily and now my depression is gone. nice

I consider my 7 years on Jow Forums something of a career..

Starting to regret having that muller yoghurt for supper

and your virginity resets every day you virgin FREAK

*p-sst*
*crack*
ahh, now THAT was a fight.

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alri nan get to bed

agreed
drove all the way from london to cyprus in 2 stints, v. comfy journey

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nvm
but make sure you see Friendly Fires, they're amazing live and they should be coming out with new music soon

yeah and what

do coaches count?

>when the fergie verse comes on

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why are yank trucks so silly shaped

probably made about ~20 posts tonight
not one of them am i proud of
and for that reason i'm out

if this is the life of pepe he deserved it. the first slide is him bullying poor wojak. good to see chads get BTFO in real life just like everyone told me they would

megabus: virgin FREAK
national express: chad thundercock

I can't talk to women

one pack of jaffa cakes
straight down the gob

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how did you get from the mainland to cyprus?

scania =/= yank truck

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just pretend they're men.

What is /brit/'s favorite 'British comedians sit around the table' show?

>bit of banter
>bullying

That's human nature. You feel worthless. As soon as someone you see as worth a lot (a pretty girl) compliments you you regain your self-worth. This is why males secretly crave female attention.

Human men are known to fight other human men solely for female affection.

HIGNFY, love Ian Hislop

OH MY GOD THE DAILY MAIL

favourite britpop band?

ferry

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Around one big table, or panel shows?

Blur

the cuckle brothers

oasis

QI. The Stephen Fry seasons, of course.

yes I am aware lad I am not talking about scania trucks I'm talking about yank trucks

Please complete the attached document to confirm your racial identity

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Never Mind the Buzzcocks

buzzcocks when simon amstell was still hosting

8/10 cats does countdown

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Pulp.

Pulp

Virgin freak: the musical

3 large packs of chicken goujons down the gullet

not my fault they were in the reduced section about to expire tomorrow. the government really shouldn't allow them to display stuff that close to the best before date.

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Morrissey. He's a one man band. An absolute Tour de Force.