/brit/

Love hairy girls. Need a hairy gf.

HE MOVES IN SPACE WITH MINIMUM WASTE AND MAXIMUM JOOOOY

awful weather today ahaha

cute!

Lads would you survive in jail?

Very windy on the Gold Coast today.

must have been that bean I ate

Beautiful girl (:

Attached: 1535352012814.jpg (970x582, 83K)

>A 21-year-old man has been arrested in the Sparkhill area of Birmingham on suspicion of murdering Raneem Oudeh, 22, and her mother Khaola Saleem, 49, West Midlands Police says
They got him, he was being hidden by the community

when will sade make their next album?
i love their music

Haha.

Donde esta Beto?

Rather be broke than a slow death

ask your mother

Sade's working on her new album now.

forget what boss is next
amelia i think
maybe not

AND I MISS YOU...

The dinner

Attached: IMG_20180830_182338990.jpg (3264x2448, 2.55M)

Spend too much time on /brit/
Seeing the same posts from flags two or three times in a day.

Any Phil lads in?

Attached: are Phil.jpg (315x209, 17K)

wheres that

I once got locked in an outhouse for 1 and a half hours. I can survive anything.

dont know who that is

She is beautiful. I want to make her my gf and have her fart whilst sitting on my face. Not sure what you're playing at.

problematic

I like her, don't care if art hoes listen to her

>not knowing about based Phil

Attached: Phil Harding.jpg (1280x720, 80K)

>94277269
Is there a way to get this motherfucker banned?

Anytime I feel any lumps on my body I always think it's cancer and I'm going to die. I don't know why I'm so fatalistic. I keep thinking I'm going to die.

muhhhhhhh beaner
yeah yeah i know
she's retarded, let her stoop to that level if she wants

are these lyrics

yes

what song

Tomorrow i have to go to work early.
At least that's what toilbergina said.

youtube.com/watch?v=4zdWO8rzHao
what the fuck

Utah

Wow
Angelic

report him for spamming, avatar use, off topic, etc

thought you were unemployed

Was
Got a job at a gas station like 20 days ago.

The best way to climb the ladder is by flirting with the boss. Bring her gifts and tell her how pretty she's looking today. Nothing too saucy, but let her know that if she ever needs a toyboy you're there.

Clarence Thomas, Trump Pastors, Paris Dennard, Omarosa, Candice Owens etc.. etc..

Do any of you know black people like them? The sellouts, the coons, the angry at black people crew?

My closest guess is that they feel or were isolated from other black people and hate everything black because of it. Those like Ray Lewis and Michael Vick who had black friends that abandoned them when they got into some life altering trouble and were both "saved" by whites. Is it that they feel they owe it to white people to disrespect ethnic minorities?

upcoming project released on an independent label

Attached: fsdfsdfvsdfvsdf.jpg (650x700, 98K)

She's like way older than me and her husband works here as well.

>upcoming project released on an independent label

Attached: hat12.jpg (890x890, 63K)

youtube.com/watch?v=hWemyy6qa1c
this man is both creepy and very talented

dont know any black people

are you okay retard

Watching Trump give a speech live.

I would but I can't stand listening to him speak.

>She's like way older than me and her husband works here as well.
I was assuming both of those things, and my point still stands. If she wants young flesh, be her go-to. You'll be surprised how quickly you'll rise up the ranks.

he is a oood speakerer folks. that i can tell you.

n-no

Attached: 571.png (658x901, 81K)

I love hearing him speak. Dude has a big set of cojones and just doesn't give a shit. It's hilarious.

he uses a lot of gestures

The cure-boys don't cry 2bh

Trump is a madman with a death wish.

Link?

trump is the king of the america

George Washington is rolling in his grave.

It's on Trump's facebook page.

But you forget something
I'm a virgin freak that has never even kissed a girl or gone on a date. Have no idea hoe to approach the bird.

want to start an asmr youtube thing on roman and greek bathing methods and massage

The anglo world cries out for a supreme monarchy

Don't make me your King. All I demand is that when I die, you worship me as a God. - George Washington.

Just being her nice little gifts and tell her she looks pretty (but in a very respectful way). Make her feel like you fancy her a little but that you're totally professional and there to work.

don't serve your country, don't serve your king

If Washington saw America today he would regret ever wasting the lives and effort to fight for this shithole of a future.

Any woman has same problem with almost every woman out there that has a problem: no strong male figure in their life to keep them centered. I don't mean that to be misogynistic either, it's just how things are. In fact, most social problems right now are a result of thinking that statement is misogynistic and reacting against it as radically as most people do. MOST women don't have the same level of autonomy or sentience as men. They need a strong male figure in their life to make most of their decisions for them and give them structure. Men need women because women test them and those tests destroy the weak men and shape the strong ones by providing examples (through the destroyed men) of what happens when you fail them. We've gotten completely out of balance with the natural order.

Attached: 1535140942819.png (820x720, 357K)

looking for a clip:

benedict cumberbatch is in a car listening to some guys suicide note on tape

okay
this is epic

Attached: 1496595472048.jpg (865x526, 48K)

so close :(

Loser.

My posts are so epic they're purple.

Only old school gamers will get this reference.

was that a fortnite reference? good game but no quake 3

>never kissed a girl
>over 18
statistically impossible

alri im mr.impossible haha

19 and kissed 3 girls

Attached: tphf1_41.jpg (1429x2048, 470K)

dude that was an epic reference bro

It seems it is my potato munching friend

It was a WoW (that means World of Warcraft fyi) reference from back in the day.

i know whats inside the cube on fortnite

Attached: I just finished wrestling some jabroni.png (577x115, 7K)

night lads

Attached: cat291.png (1013x645, 995K)

Oh i think I remember my dad talking about that

im decent looking but I really wish I was strikingly handsome

just put yourself out there