I'm fat because I don't have time to cook!

Actually cook it in a rice cooking plastic pot. That takes like 10 min but are you fapping in front of the microwave waiting for it?

>frozen mix vegetables or rice in the microwave
that must taste like shit

it would be useless anyway, they would just throw a full bottle of ketchup, a full bottle of mayo, 1kg of processed """""""""""""cheese""""""""""""" and another 1kg of deep fried bacon on top of their microwaved rice

Im fat because whitoids

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nice strawman.

Put it in a skillet you actual monkey

Taste exactly like on the stove

I'm not fat
I was blessed enough to be one of those people who can eat fast food 6 times a week and not get fat

It tastes the exact same. Stop hating microwaves for whatever reason

You're probably under 25.. once you're around 30 you'll blow up.

This. It's rice and frozen veg not a prime piece of meat or fresh garden veg

Bought a pressure cooker and it came with a keto cookbook. I hope it's good!

How the fuck do people afford to eat? 6 chicken tendies costs 13 fucking bucks here, and that's before taxes. A poverty meal is 2 tendies, a decent meal is 3 tendies. So that's over $6.50 for two days of decent eating, and that's just the fucking tendies, around 750 calories.

So that's over $6.50 per day for two days of decent eating*

American fast food is cheap as fuck but comes with the occasional mystery meat and wagecuck spit

this. That's why I only consume Subway™ and Firehouse Subs™

Fast food is expensive as fuck too. $4 for an english muffin (400 calories) and $6 for a chicken wrap (500 calories), both from tim hortons). That's already $300/month and you're not even close to the 2000-3000 calories a man needs.

>too difficult to boil a potato and cook rice

I meant in the US. A Tim's muffin isn't a good comparative, you can get a load of cheap sugary ones at the grocery store

You cannot season it properly when you're putting it in the microwave

I'm fat because I love chips and soda and hate sports.

>seasoning rice

I'm talking about the breakfast sandwich with sausage, egg and cheese.

I'm fat because I don't give a shit, setting up a healthy diet is way more effort than I actually care to give about my longivety and some autist getting upset that I don't look good.

I'll glady die a painful death if I get to eat a meal meant for 4 people a day.

can someone tell me how to use a cast iron skillet
do you typically use olive oil with it or no
how do you wash it so it doesn't destroy the coating

>Goes to grocery store
>Sees LARGE spice aisle
>"nope, I ain't having none of that."

Ah sorry, not familiar with their menu. Haven't been in years.

>seasoning rice