Reviving this thread with no survivors edition
/ausnz/
Kevin Jackson
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Chase Martinez
australian = iberian
Chase Ward
I am Greek
Jack Lee
Bit late though
Tyler Campbell
I have arrived. How is everyone's Friday going?
Eli Sullivan
Just sneezed.
Will keep everyone updated if anything follows.
Oliver Nelson
Have no food. Don't want to go out
Exiting news. Plz continue
Chase Flores
I wish I was aussie, or at least new zelander.
youtu.be
Angel Price
I used to play LoL with a qt Brazilian girl who was studying in Canberra
Christopher Morris
>Have no food.
Obtain food or you'll starve to death!
Hurry!
>Plz continue
Slow news day, not a lot going on.
Josiah Howard
Then tell me about Niue.
Jackson Williams
Undeniably true. Requires movement though and its grey outside
>Niue.
What is this?
Luis Green
>Requires movement
Don't bother then, sounds like a lot of effort.
>What is this?
Tiny wee Island out in the Pacific.
Although I don't know why he wants to know about it..
Nicholas Hernandez
Too late. Its happening. Wish I had some better fucking ideas on what to eat though
Nolan Perez
Tell me about Niue, your homeland pseudo-country.
Thomas Richardson
You'll have to use that noggin of yours, I'm sure you'll think of something.
It has less than 2000 people.
It's small.
And it's an associated state of New Zealand.
Thats all I know about the place I'm afraid.
Colton Smith
Who would win in a football match? Niue or Tasmania?
Kayden Cooper
I feel a cry coming soon lads. I will come out to my parents.
Noah James
Tasmania, the Niueans would be too tired from swimming over to play effectively.
What are you talking about buddy?
Levi Russell
Eating granola bars. Wanted the ones with chewy fruit shit in the middle but got dry crunchy ones sadly.
50/50 on whether eating this dry shit is better than starvation
Liam King
The mutations from swimming in the Derwent might help them to be fair
Owen Russell
>dry crunchy ones
Would rather have just died in all honesty.
Thats a gamble, the mutations could go south and make it a whole lot worse.
We just won't know until it happens.
Juan Jones
Yeah but its done now so I guess tomorrow's on the cards
Eh I used to swim in it when I was a kid and honestly it just makes your skin itch when you get out.
Angel Johnson
Dad just bought me a pack of liquorice, skittles & a bottle of coke. I didn't even ask. How nice.
Aiden Hill
wtf
Did he not get ME anything?
Jordan Richardson
No. Sorry mate, I will pick out all the green skittles if you want them? Haha,
James Hughes
NO!
I don't want your left overs!
I want my own skittles, my own liquorice and my own FUCKING COKE!
Nicholas Cook
ehhehehe get fugged mate
Jeremiah Flores
u get get fugged
not me
u
Matthew Hughes
Hello /ausnz/
Daniel Morgan
Hello Hungary.
How are you doing today?
Cameron Brown
I have a niuean friend ama
Jose Nguyen
Does he have an identical twin?
Blake Morris
yes
Asher Ross
I am fine. How are you?
Bentley Walker
seething
Small world is small
Alexander Price
/ausnz/ more like /austismz/ lol
Zachary Watson
u r
Jaxon Thomas
Good post
Easton Brooks
Managed to stay out of hospital for 1 month lads.
Carter Rodriguez
Ah yes, very lively Friday night general.
Aaron Nelson
Fuck, it is Friday, isn't it?
Cooper Green
Yeah. Fathers day on Sunday.
Eli Wilson
>Fathers day on Sunday.
FUCK.. I forgot...
Thanks for reminding me.
Jack Price
>almost 2 PM
>still no rape
Juan Hernandez
>almost 9 pm
>still no cute Russian girl in my bed with me.
Carter Mitchell
>almost 11 PM
>not being raped right now
John Lewis
No problem mate.
Luis Smith
benders
Lucas Morris
>being into prostitutes
Lame
Rape when?
Ian Wood
Send me a Russian girl to be my GF please.
Hello.
Juan Hughes
Why do you want me to ruin your life? Are you into financial cuckoldry or something?
Alexander Mitchell
>Rape when?
NOW!
Samuel Reyes
Carter Turner
Alright, who rapes who?
Connor Harris
i thought Australians were mean to be manly
Parker Peterson
Its a Kiwi. An more specifically a certain kiwi in a mood
James Collins
We'll just have to wrestle it out and see who comes out on top.
Joshua Thomas
I don’t like where this is going, I like to rape, but I don’t want to be raped!
Ethan Phillips
>Russian bully not so tough since being molested
The rapist will become the raped.
Aaron Roberts
bl man
Jonathan Parker
Going for a shower, don't miss me too much.
Julian Mitchell
Not if I rape you first
Justin Peterson
Back from my shower!
A race to rape then.
Leo Brown
>being clean at midnight
degeneracy
Anthony Williams
I like to have a shower before bed.
It makes the whole thing comfy as fuck.
Sebastian Ramirez
Comfy stream here lads.
Blake Rogers
Good night lads.
Nicholas Nguyen
henlo
Jordan Bell
Pinch and a punch for the first of the month.