Scandinavian People

One of my Chad friends went to Norway, Sweden, and Iceland for a vacation, here is
what he had to say about the people:
> yea you asked me what I thought of the people in scandinavia

> Norwegians= So many blonde people, definitely where the most beautiful women are from haha. Lots of fat people though, more then the US. Because of high concentration of Fjords to cross= lots of ferry rides= bands of slav merchants/construction workers

> Sweden= More feral looking blonde people, definitely more Sami influence. Went inside a giant sami tipi that was like the size of a house with an open fire in the middle of the tipi, was super smokey and thought the place was going to catch on fire. Wreckless Sami. They are very much savage still. Like northern european gypsies
> they physically look more savage. Like they would be fine with eating people.

> Iceland= Uber autistic farm people who are so detached from society its like they arnt there it all. Every encounter they were very nice and helpful. They started looking like more of a blend compared to sweden and iceland. not as purebred
What does Jow Forums think of an American's view of Norwegians, Swedes, and Icelander?
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Why are Finnish women Nazis?

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Why are Swedes so savage looking?

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We were the Elite Indo-European stormtroopers from the steppes who came to develop the Battle-Axe culture and rule Europe with an ...well axe

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>Iceland
They were pretty friendly, considering the hordes of tourists they have to deal with every day
>Norwegians
Average Finn was fatter, but honestly Nords were California level normies
>Sweden
They don't match Jow Forums stereotypes at all. Pretty chill all around

Dope.

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gas all crossboarders

>Americans discussing Europeans

Fucking cringe

>94281534
>aussies having an opinion on anything besides the cheapest place to get blackout drunk in Kuta
Fucking cringe

> Australians discusing Americans
Fucking cringe.
In all honesty his description of Icelandic people matched that of old Scandinavian farmers here in North Dakota.

this isn't Jow Forums faggot

what an excellent and valued post.

>More feral looking blonde people, definitely more Sami influence
imagine being this autistic, holy shit

I posted it on Jow Forums first and realized it wasn't politics despite most of Jow Forums being inane nonsense, it adds to the shitposting autism of Scandis is how I see it.

swedes are definitely more blonde and taller than us

scandinavians are horrible people

What places have you been to in Sweden?

We are all blonde haired blue eyed actually white Americans from Southern California, so we are used to seeing all kinds of mongrels, autists, crazy liberals, etc, at our highschool, the only way to really tolerate it is to look at things as such. Up here in North Dakota I call all the rednecks up here super feral, which they are due to alcoholism and living in a harsh environment.

everywhere

i am sure you are mr MUTT

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please stop embarrassing yourself

Is this a blogpost?

You look Asian, your nose bridge isn't high like on Caucasians and your hairline is literally like the leader Mao from China, not to mention weak pubic hair and receding chin.

So you're Finnish or Russian?

>le Russians are asian
Savage fuck, please

northern russians are asian

Educate yourself poor Russian peasant, you can do it online even if your teacher is a vodka drinking alcoholic.

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original caucasoids like cro magnon had broad heads though, gracilized farmers are cucks, also your map is quite shit

>when a vile sami eskimo barbarian yells something about education at you
Say it dont spay it, autismo
Aslo your map quite literally doesnt support your point

If you don't believe the map then be my guest and measure yourself

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Both of my parents are half Norwegian who had surnames like Stromme, Nordbye, Stedje, and Olson. The rest of my ancestors from both sides come from around Lorraine France. The german ancestors came from Germany way the fuck back in 1700. According to 23andme I'm Norwegian, German, English, Irish, and a little bit Finnish with Norwegian being the highest percentage.

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Cause she got big arms

nords itteraly civilized you, who are you calling savage barbarian lmao
long heads are not desireable karl

you look like parkland shooter lol, your mother was probably drinking heavily while pregnant with you

wh*Te people are savages

Lol no, fucking meme flags shitting stuff up. Heres a clear pic.

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you don't look norwegian nor are you norwegian so whatever

Nords couldnt civilize anything
Those were the Byzantines

What's your email? I can link you my ancestory tree. It's a fact that I am.

doesn't matter, you have a very mutt look. you don't pass here.

go back to pol retard no meme flags here thank fuck
varangians brought you into the iron age

Lol ok, I literally get asked if I'm scandinavian all the time, especially when I lived in Cali.

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you are just as much german and irish, why don't you go LARP as that instead

You could definetly pass in Norway dunno what that other guy is saying

t. Norwegian

Ok so just to clarify, here is a picture of a nonwhite mongrel, me, when I was 19, just to clarify to you guys what isn't white.

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heng deg sjol forbanna utlending

>0.1%
where does that come from

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Sie sind Juden.

can spanish footballer david de gea pass as norwegian ?

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hva er galt med deg

wrong pic

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la creatura del abismo

The memes write themselves

>se på meg jeg kan bruke oversetter, jeg er norsk alle sammen!
dds

real talk though, when I send my raw data to other testing sites they say I'm about 10% Med and 13% Caucasus. The French/Germans on my mom's side initially moved to Odessa Russia to farm and then came to the United states, and my great Norwegian grandpa looks French and his dad's surname was originally Johnson, not Stromme. So I am indeed a Euro Mongrel or non white in Varg's eyes based on that.
By my countries standards I am considered very white though, proving the le 56% meme to be true in some instances unfortunately.

kom hjem aryan mann

New thread about Germany

Johnson is not a Norwegian surname

Jeg fikke denne (all Norwegian I know plus ufda). I hear Germans are rude and autistic though? You seem cool though, I would hang out w/ you.

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Yea I know............... He spoke Harvold spoke Norwegian and was born there, here's a shit picture of him.

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>varangians brought you into the iron age
Lol no

Here's his son that looks Med, Herman Johannes Stromme, my great granpda, he fucked lots of woman and ran businesses.

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Here's Herman looking Nordic in old age in the 80s. The pic came with a drunken letter saying that it's better to choose the woman over booze but he didn't learn that for awhile.

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looks like a kike

why are you spamming your family photos on Jow Forums?

yes they did stop larping as cimmerian

how the fuck is that his son

I do this about every 6 months, always amazes me how no one from previous threads recognizes any of this. I'm bored drinking Mexican beer so I do this.

We were already more civilized than them retard

Here's his mom if it helps any. Maria Raguhilea Stromme.

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you hardly even existed, you were that irrelevant

it's also funny watching Euros get mad. I take different pics under different lighting. In one close up picture with specific lighting I had multiple people saying I was Baltic or Finnish, and they were calling me European. In this thread I upload shit pictures with my beard all over an I get called Mongrel. It's a social experiment, or at least I like to look at it as such.

>Raguhilea

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romanians are nordic

>you hardly even existed
You're full of shit lol
Also besides the point

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wait, fuck, I'm sure they spelt it wrong.

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You know why they wear those dresses, right?
youtu.be/6-w_DU73jDA

Your cephaloautism is irrelevant cuckboii

Shut up mongoloid

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They're not ethnic Russians

You're the autistic sami mongoloid snowmonkey though
Like what are you even doing you sperg?

>this thread
I apologize on behalf of my nationality and the amount of autism we cause on this board. Please forgive us.

And how is that mongoloud lmao?
You're either retarded or delusional

>how is that mongoloid lmao?
Jesus christ, how can you be so blind?

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are people around, say, saint petersburg really not considered ethnic Russians ?

Someone has to put these Euro's in place, thinking they are the only white ones. It's like the upper midwest doesn't exist to them.

They look nothing alike
You're absolutely fucking retarded
How did this happen to you?
What does that even mean? They're ethnically russian if they're ethnically Russian. Doesnt matter where they are

northern ethnic russians look more uralic than slavic

No they dont.
Almost by definition

they are mixed with assimilated assimilated uralics from ancient times, southern russians are mixed with varangians
>Almost by definition
you dont define what a slav looks like poles do

>they are mixed with assimilated assimilated uralics from ancient times, southern russians are mixed with varangians
Nope
>you dont define what a slav looks like poles do
Actually laughed out loud. Gr8 b8 m8. Poles are Germanic-Aschkenazi mutts
Anyway thank you for your attempt to tell me about my country, Morocco (ffs)