/brit/

just the other day he told a story about an attractive aussie girl ignoring her boyfriend and flirting with him all night

Don't know who this Alan runt is

Don't want to know who this Alan runt is

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Alan is unironically good looking

would be fucking hot if she didn't have those ugly bolt ons

ed?

oh my days
how ugly are you then?

Donde esta Beto?

Anyone remember the cuckio meme?

Need an Emma Watson gf tbqh.

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anyone remember the cuckio meme

Why does what I do here trigger aussie bruce so badly?
You jealous or summat?
I've said it a million times: one of these days I'm going to get a job or a bird and I won't be able to do this anymore.
Enjoy the ride, bitch boy. We only get to play internet cowboys & Indians once.

this

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Post your face bud. Alan looks like Giacomo Casanova

Yes

Who the fuck is this Alan runt? Jordan and I are going to DC him

('drop cunt' for you layman)

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you know alan

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start toil on Tuesday but I still don't know where the training location is. a bit worried, lads

putting this in my yank cringe compilation

Okay, this is epic.

>He merged them into one
without the ability to collectively, essentially removing the purpose of unions
>The truth is that Nazi Germany had the lowest employment in Europe
yes, low wages make it much easier to employ people

>"The month after being appointed Chancellor, Hitler made a personal appeal to German business leaders to help fund the Nazi Party for the crucial months that were to follow."
>"In the following weeks, the Nazi Party received contributions from seventeen different business groups, with the largest coming from IG Farben and Deutsche Bank."
>"In exchange, owners and managers of German businesses were granted unprecedented powers to control their workforce, collective bargaining was abolished and wages were frozen at a relatively low level.[58] Business profits also rose very rapidly, as did corporate investment."
businesses and the bourgeois class that hitler apparently hated were the greatest winners under Hitlerian fascism
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_Nazi_Germany

no one's reading that
jog on

*without the ability to collectively bargain

HOLY PENG PENG PENG PENG PENG PENG PENG

Shan't waste one more iota of energy on this one

Cross-threading to previous threads should be banned

why are americans so obsessed with nazi germany

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overpopulated by virgin freaks

dude jackson, we wuz fuken wite and shit

Any /Phil/ lads in?

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who's wiltshire?

Alan is not attractive
he's a bald arab manlet with bad skin
and he has fish lips
good lord are you all goblinos or something

PLANT FLOWERS
BUY LOCALLY PRODUCED HONEY
START YOUR OWN HIVE
DONATE TO HONEYBEE CONSERVATION CHARITIES
SAVE THE BEES

>Alan is not attractive
>he's a bald arab manlet with bad skin
>and he has fish lips
>good lord are you all goblinos or something

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commie leaf needs to fuck off. nobody wants him here

This is sad

more like sadolf shitler lol

It will all be over soon enough.
And then you'll miss me because you won't be fed the drama you parasites love so much.
But that said, what I do here isn't some bizarre, multi-layered, ironic performance art.
It's real. Off the cuff. From the heart.
It takes balls you don't have.

it can be very fun to have your own bees tbf

>hey broski will you take a pic of us?

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Bitter vf

KikePedia. Watch "The Greatest Story Never Told"

getting niggered tonight lads

more like badolf pissler lol

Yeah I will
*Walks off*

Ceterum autem censeo Britannia esse delendam

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much prefer the leaf to 'tismoyank

cucks to the left... losers to the right...
and in the middle.. i dance the dance of balanced progress...

Which one is tismoyank?

Jow Forums has ruined roman history for me
remarkable

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that's a leaf on a proxy. that's why he took so long to make this post

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*chimpanzee screeches*

all yanks are 'tismoyanks

Red hair with a curl
Mellow roll for the flavor
And the eyes were peeping
Can't keep away from the girl
These two sides of my brain
Need to have a meeting
Can't think of anything to do
My left brain knows that
All love is fleeting
She's just looking for something new
I said it once before
But it bears repeating now

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So stay mad homie.
I'm sorry you're not that funny. I'm sorry you're not that interesting.
I'm sorry you're unremarkable in spite your best efforts.

why do all nigger fights turn into brawls? they have no honor. there's no such thing as a 1 on 1 nigger fight

yeah but these two are especially tismo

20 year old gamers who hate racial minorities and women are the last bastion of white masculinity

this but unironically

always been told by my nan it's impolite to discuss politics with other people
so quite literally never have
essentially a political enigma

eating soup you lonely virgins

Based Phil.

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>a person named Beto O'Rourke is running for senator in Texas

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/ourguy/

He's gonna get crushed by based Ted Cruz.

can't stand wh*Te 'women' 2bh lads
NEED an oriental gf

t. gamer

because you keep using the N word

you mean the nigger word?

tired beyond reason
I woke up at 7am and then had a long day full of meetings and lectures
then I went on a 10k run and worked out
WHY AM I STILL AWAKE?!

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banned from seeing female psychologists too?

>2019 tours of Britain and Ireland? $847
>2019 tours of Japan? $4,780
The hell?

It'll be close. It's within margin of error right now.

Also the GOP just tried to make Beto look stupid by posting a picture of him when he was in a band??

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hmm?

why are americans using the n-word again?

imagine going on holiday and taking a fixed tour
are you chinese

bullied by black people in school

maybe it's because the tourguides are polyglots

>It'll be close.
LOL no, it won't.

the gop is retarded

youtu.be/A90XCSik6Hs
youtu.be/A90XCSik6Hs
youtu.be/A90XCSik6Hs

this, just walk around and do shit on your own you autist

damn just remembered some of the trash tier food I liked as a kid
>those spiral egg noodles with cheese
>egg and toast hash
>cheese sandwiches
I wasn't even poor, kids just have shit taste in food

>holiday in japan
cringe

hello niggers

Need these tennis girls to rest their sweaty behinds on my face.

does it make you feel big using that word?

update: shant be having fish and chips and potentially babby octopussy for dinnies tonight as my gran is in hospital so i will go visit her instead

am blackpilled personally