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how many of you lads would act upon your internet porn fantasies given the opportunity?
i quite like wanking to trannies but i reckon it'd all be a little too real for me if i could actually shag one

isnt 5'9 "average height" in the uk?

shutup puff 99% of /brit/ would press a holocaust button without a second thought

lol no for under 30s it is 6 foot now

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yes but on Jow Forums I'm told constantly that anything under 6ft is a dwarf

destroyed the halal section at tesco, got banned and have to go to friday prayer for every week for 3 months. livid. going to speak to the imam.

>look at newspaper ads from Austro-Hungarian area my grandparents came from
>"38 year old widower seeks a proper, honest life companion. May be a widow, up to 30 years old. 6000 kronen dowry required. Own land and bakery. Photograph sent by request. Confidentiality assured. Wedding would take place in short order. Contact: Jan Sanetra, baker, Zablocie, Saybusch county"

This shit used to be easier.

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chet faker
sticky fingers
tame impala

why is aussie music so based

Not a poof mate bit of a poofy thing to ask mate you a poof mate where's ya sheila

I like Khe Sanh

she's at work la, see I've got a bird because I'm not a poof, where's your bird mate? eh?

where's 190
where's fridaynight

guten morgen

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The average youth height has actually gotten shorter because of the smoking ban.

>because of third world immigration

you mean

Reminder that the average penis length in the under-25 age cohort is just under 6.5".

1. never heard of
2. never heard of
3. only heard one song and they're shit

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_triad

Reminder if you're not dark triad you're a beta

no

hallo mein freund

that's the 2014 statistic mate, it's 7" now

Every single video here - all me.

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yep .. now THERE'S a song .. don't make it like that these days let me tell you ,,

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SAID YOU'D NEVER GET ANYWHERE
BUT THEY DON'T CARE
IT'S JUST NOT FAIR
THAT YOU KNOW
AND I KNOW BETTERRRRR
ONE TWO THREE FOUR
SAIDYOUDNEVERGETANYWHERE
THEYDONTCARE JUSTNOTFAIR
YOUKNOW
AND I KNOW
BEEEEETTEEEEEERRRR
youtube.com/watch?v=7KbLoVKc8dE

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>dark triad
funny way of saying wog
a wogs a wog mate, no point dressing him up in funny words

yes

Matched with a yank munter on tinder. Might message her for a drink tomorrow night

If I was under 6 foot I would honestly kill myself

prefer not to say
ah, here's my bus
*boards the 333 when I should be getting on the 470*

thank you for supporting the australian music industry

how are you supposed to react when a girl sends nudes

YASSSSSS new Kooks album boysss!!

Love diversity me

*erection throbs violently*

I want to have my way with Emma Watson.

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by wanking?

how are you supposed to react when a girl is nude

*rapes*

i thought all the 5 foot asians would bring the average down.

Not what it means
Wogs are too low iq

based, although i should get better at manipulating people 2bh

yeah what do you send back though

>*mouth drops to the floor like a scene from johnny bravo*
>hubba-hubba!!
never fails

They do, hence why the official average is 5 10 but if you only counted whites it would be 6 foot.

kiwipop
youtube.com/watch?v=GEUyY0EXQJY

don’t know

the German language makes me feel uncomfortable

A picture of a big black willy.

Any Cx man in?

>knowing a girl
FONT

never asked for nor received a nude in my life, is this a zoomer thing?

for me, it's late-70s new zealandish new wave
youtu.be/YmQlBfxh4Us

hate r3dd1t hate normals

ex gf kept asking for a photo of my willy but I said no

Have a raging erection atm.

korean gf just told me today she hates niggers and japs

Based alpha aussies

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would never send a dickpic
looks disgusting whu the fuck would a girl ever want a dickpic

v nice

Not exclusively zoomer but it’s very stupid so it’s mostly them

i'd never send a dick pic but just because i'm quite sure it'd be used as blackmail at some point

dick pics were the boomer way, now the zoomers all want short video clips of you wanking and the money shot

Is sending nudes just a girlfriend thing?

might get some gear tonight

how didn't that australian woman know how to swim? they're surrounded by water

hate normies in general

Yeah

Might need to acquisition a standard girlfriend

this time in 12 hours I'll be in the boozer with the boys pissed up while you'll still be sitting on Jow Forums lonely

>mhmm the things I'd do to you.
>tell me
there you go

Me on the far left.

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Heading out on the lash tonight with gazza, dazza, duzza, deano and Damo the fucking ledgebag

Going off personal experience or what

I think we should make a preemptive nuclear strike on Europe. I've just got a bad feeling about how things are going over there. I think if we strike now, strike early, utterly unprovoked, then we're in with a chance. Trump will back us up. He's off his nut.

One day you will work for me

nice dress la

no I won't
be quiet

I deleted the only nudes I ever got (from my first and only gf) years back because we were both 14 when I got them.

Medical records, dicklet.

And that's with Pakis and Middle Easterners lowering the average, it's probably higher among white people (and blacks, obviously).

alarms blaring at gchq

had bare amounts of nudes on my old pc from when i was 14-15 and i gave that old pc to some guy my mum works with bet hes wanked his self silly to all that underage fanny, had bate vids the lot

What kind of doc measures your penis?

5'4'' with a 4'' penis and IBS

>Gook
Should have left her

wew

>he's never had his willy medically measured
lmao

so when did you come over lad, what's indonesia like

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Mum is cruising for a bruising when she gets back from work the green thing that you put washing liquid in has GONE missing even though I said I needed to do my washing today and she has left her knickers in the drier, livid.