Can somebody explain me the great ancient history of finns?
Can somebody explain me the great ancient history of finns?
Owen Bell
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Robert Hughes
I will do my best.
>10 billion years ago
>Dragons roam the skies of Fenno-Scandia and Russia
>The greatest fire-drakes of the North rule the world
>Eventually new energy starts to manifest and dragons die out one by one
>the last great fire-drake shifts and transforms into the first Karelian man, thus creating mankind
>Karelians rule the world for a long time until the lesser races take over and Old Karelia dwindles
Zachary Jackson
Finns are the proto mongols. The original asians. Every Asians can trace their genes back to ancient finns
Isaiah Nelson
How did finns degrade from rulers of the world into bunch of cucks? Did swedes brainwash us and destroy our glory history?
Does this mean finns invented anime?
Jackson Martinez
Swedes sucked out the masculinity from Finnish ballsacks to initiate the "Stormakstiden"
Luis Perry
Disappointed at the lack of information. Does Jow Forums know history of finland better?
Isaiah Richardson
-1939: Ice age
1939-1940: Winter war
1941-1945: Continuation war
1995: Hockey championship #1
2011: Hockey championship #2
Mason Hill
>-1939: Ice age
What happened before this, did ice age really happen?
Carson Gray
Shit was frozen
Gavin Hughes
I don't really know, your history before the coming of the swede is only extant in vague ancient settlement composition, and some errant carvings on wood hither and thither. Nothing was really recorded, so, from the moment the Swede began to record it for you is when it really starts.
Ayden Cooper
We won a second hockey championship?
Blake Miller
>5 posts
>No word on the Finno-Korean hyperwar
I'm disappointed
Henry Gonzalez
This feels like more fitting for the great finns. I'm sure finns were the people who build the great pyramids as well, and the original residents of america.
Justin Garcia
>original residents of america.
en.wikipedia.org
Levi Torres
Finns are Solutreans as well
Jaxson King
like finns they had no written language, complex tools, cities, or society, sauna is only the final nail, the americas are an ancient land of the finn
Evan Carter
Finns sailed all over the world spreading their memes.
Isaac Ortiz
>Jackie Chan (disputed)
Fucking kek
Liam Rodriguez
I know that finnish khan Batu conquered almost all principalities of the eastern slavs
in the 13th century.
Ryan Martinez
How did the finns lose so much land? Was it because of the autism?
Connor Martinez
his most mighty descendants still receive tribute from your princes
Gabriel Anderson
I don’t think anyone denies that our history is utter shit so why beat a dead horse and make a thread like this?
Sebastian Clark
He’s the Swedish exchange student from Turku. His favorite past time is ridiculing Finns and making threads that glorify Sweden with his VNP
Brody Williams
VPN
Hudson Price
>15 billion years ago
>Finland decide to have sauna
>Sauna is too hot, creates massive explosion
>Our current universe was born
Ian Baker
I caught him posting gaybögsex stuff in sverigetråden
Leo Scott
Mind blown.
Jonathan Diaz
Åbo, the place where the first Finn was graced with the touch of civilisation. There rests a shrine to mark the very spot to this day.
Nathaniel Watson
jaiks
Jace Reed
Do you think finns were actually the ancient egyptians, and finland was the atlantis buried under ice?