Be Norwegian, 872 AD

>Be Norwegian, 872 AD
>Live in the Kingdom of Norway
>Be in control over massive areas of near unfarmable land
>Decide to expand into even more uninhabited, unfarmable and in one case volcanic areas in the North Atlantic
...
>1911
>Norway wins the South Pole Race
>Norway today controls Svalbard, a rock of ice, snow and polar bears
What is the correlation between the Norwegian and expanding into snowy, rocky, icy, volcanic, unfarmable and nearly uninhabitable places, Jow Forums?

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Maybe it's because Norway is snowy, rocky, icy, volcanic, unfarmable and nearly uninhabitable.

It would make more sense to find some arable patch of land literally anywhere else other than the areas that we expanded into.
But no, let's go sailing across a cold and deadly see to inhabit some deserted icy volcanic islands. Instead of, you know, being able to properly and large scale farm to be able to build ourselves properly back up after the black death, instead of what ended up actually happening.

norwegians are shit at fighting so they gravitate towards least resistance

>virgin vikings robbing defenseless monasteries and "exploring", beaten by american natives in vinland
vs
>chad nomad hungarians raping and pillaging advanced european kingdoms

it even happened at the same time

yup

where did 1,100 years go?

1146 years tend to pass by in a flash.
bluepilled

in the 19th century a swedish farmer claimed to find viking runestones in his field in minnesota, of course, this was almost certainly a forgery

Being Denmark's bitch

that was 400 years, not 1100, niggers

also, you're probably that fucking faggot from /SvT/ last night who would not stop shitflinging about Norway. Kill yourself desu

Yeah, ofc. How could I forget all that very important and memorable history of Norway.

Do you know how low the odds are?
Every swede knows about your pathetic excuse of sovereignty throughout history.

my ancestors :)

Not sure what you gain out of these posts though. I've seen you for days now. Did your norwegian GF leave you or something?
Fucking autist, get over yourself. I won't mourn when your country crashes into the ground this autumn.

Because norway knew that the second they own inhabitable land anywhere they would get their shit pushed in and that land taken away by either sweden, denmark, the UK or germany.

I'm not that person.

Sorry he berates you, don't feel threatened or insecure though, this isn't the 19th century, there isn't any reason to have anything but polite respect towards Norway itself. Your posters are their own animal, but mostly normal.

The reason he is posting this stuff to you is because you take the bait every time. You should read some Finland vs Sweden threads and learn to not take easy bait and try to grow a little thicker skin, it's not healthy to take everything on Jow Forums seriously

>uninhabitable
its ok once you get used to it user, and besides its uncontested resources

Nordmenn liker å finne og dyrke poteter i de mest vanskeligste steder, dette er hvor ordet potetgull kommer ifra.

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