Why do American dress like fucking retards?

Ask your neighbors.

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they look like they didn't even check the size, let alone try those clothes on before buying them

>WHY DO AMERICANS DRESS HOW THEY WANT AND NOT HOW I WANT THEM TO

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>Arana Hills Men's Fed & Shed

>Why do American

>why do retards act like retards
Difficult one this...

they are if you shop somewhere else besides kohls

>t. Fat fuck

90% of Europeeons that consider themselves fashionable wear jeans containing elastane and white t-shirts with a Levi's logo.

>why do Americans wear the same sort of clothes worn by countless people all around the world
youtube.com/watch?v=Kh0Y2hVe_bw

By definition fitted clothing is tailored. How many people do you think go in to get measured and select fabrics before buying a shirt?

>white t-shirts with a Levi's logo
or a blue h&m slim fit oxford

Anglo genes

>it's another "American's don't wear 3 piece suits all the time, therefore they are subhumans" episode

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Are you a subhuman?

lol

That looks like your usual office wear desu

whats wrong with the clothes
they look like ordinary men

>t. Italian-American in a tourist trap

All my friends who have been to Europeans definitely say they're more fashionable than us. I had some Russian exchange students that were disappointed at how frumpy American blue jeans were for some reason. And my friend from Netherlands is always styling and profiling. Us Americans don't give a fuck and will go shopping in our pajamas.

this

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n-no
*starts sweating profusely*

I like this style but not wear it until /fit

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>wrinkled as fuck
>nearly every piece of clothing is too big
>just wearing random shit without thinking at all how they look together

And I am not into fashion at all, I just wear t-shirts, flannels and hoodies but with just bit of effort you can make basic clothing look 100 times better. Get the right size, wear simple designs and coordinate colors. And iron shirts if needed. Literally takes like 5 minutes a week to make sure I don't look like a 5 year old.

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>*starts sweating profusely*
Luckily you've got sweatpants on.

Dressing like a retard is the way how thinkers always do.

They dress normal. How do New Zealanders dress? Like fairy tale princess or what?

lol what the fuck bro they’re just office homies chilling on a business trip
Who gives a fuck

I'm glad I live in America where only city dwellers care about clothing, it's very liberating to wear cargo shorts and my American flag t-shirt everywhere

Because they larp a successful businessman.

Yes

>they are if you shop somewhere else besides kohls
I live in NYC fucktard.
Most "fitted" shirts are too tight in the biceps and chest if you lift and I always have a problem with all of them (especially if I'm tucking in my shirt) being to short. That's only fitted for manlette soyboys.

Not in America. Any clothes that you buy in a mainstream store are going to be designed for fatties. Any shirt that fits my shoulders and is long enough for my arms is going to hang off the rest of torso like a parachute.

I unironically wear exercise clothes most of the time because they’re the only ones that fit right. They knew they could exclude the lards when they designed running pants.

too busy WORKING

Dios mio!

fat, stupid, and no culture

this is unironically true. I have shopping for clothes cuz im a lanklet. Even the small size underwear is huge

you're supposed to get dress shirts tailored, silly.
you buy one that fits in the shoulders and has long enough arms (if it is a dress shrit, doesn't matter really if it is a regular shirt), and if you are muscular this means it will fit like tent but when you get it tailored for like 8 dollars it will fit good for your body type.
everyone get's their dress shrits tailored.

>have bizarrely pointy nipples
>even if they're not erect, they're like eraserheads
>the only t-shirts I can wear without embarrassment are really fucking thick, hot, and expensive, or 1-2 sizes too large
I thought it would be better now that I'm not a fattie, but it isn't ;_;

Honestly everyone in Europe is ridiculously fashionable compared to Americans
We all dress like trailer trash in comparison. I don't understand why wearing clothes more fashionable than Kmart jeans and a t-shirt that says "Sarcastic Comment Loading..." from Target makes me a pretentious faggot here
And yes, people unironically wear clothes like pic related here. I walk past so many fucking boomers with baggy jeans and huge t-shirts with a motorcycles, flags, and eagles on them

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Baggy clothes hide obesity.

You'd be surprised

post nipples

>Everyone immediately think that these are Americans without a shred of evidence
Well done OP. 10/10 b8

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>anti-american shitposting
>posts facebook images

Goes hand in hand with being a redditor
Get the fuck out

proxy off abdul

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look at these triggered McBoomers lmao

anyone else smell monster energy™?

Give them cowboy boots and hats and they're suddenly northern Mexicans.