/brit/

Easy mod in Britain.

didnt get a fucking word of that

>PAKI TAKEAWAYS

liveleak.com/view?t=sLrge_1532197512

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post your face

I'm the best looking man I've ever seen

Was surprised to find out he was a bender desu

Wacky Sheila

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*functionally robs you*
im a professional you see

me in the doctors this morning

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Lunchtime

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shut the up

i know what it's like to pass 95% of blokes on the street knowing i am better looking than them

This gets posted daily by the same yank flag
What's your point here? Are you just a bender with shit banter? or a shill or something?

woah so quirky and unique hehe

bet she walked right out the door and laughed about your willy with the nurses

/brit/, the famous meeting ground of male models

face has nothing to do with it. doctors say my vision is unprecedented; debatably inhuman. see my gp in the street sometimes (when he and i are out in the street at the same time); he calls me '30-30', bit of an injoke. doctor's jargon joke. not a doctor, but ive worked with many

>Its not worse than people who need to drink 10 coffee a day
i drink a pot of coffee a day and sometimes get a mild headache if i don't
i'd rather not have that dependence but a mild headache is the worst symptom i can ever expect
it costs me about a tenner a month to keep myself in coffee
that's not even remotely comparable to skag
nobody stabs up a chemist to get at the drugs behind the counter so they can take the edge off their coffee withdrawal.

being ignored in the group chat :(

mmm yes thank you brother

smackheads probably

Why would it be 30-30 if the numbers are better when they're smaller

>bet she walked right out the door and laughed about your willy with the nurses
the projection. ive got a decent willy

>coffee addiction
hohohahaha ah, wait lads, give me a second i've got to catch my breath
good god i've not heard anything that runtish in some time

>drinks a pot of coffee a day for £10 a month
the state of your coffee lad

ur willy is rubbish

Fan of the monarchy but only before 1950s

where's the sauce? that would be so dry to eat

Watch some movies made this century ya freak

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ive got a nice willy.

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bet she wears black and white striped tshirts

say that why don't you?

you might think youve gotten me here, but my witty doctor and i are proud adherents to the nation's venerable ironic tradition, and it makes us quite gleeful to say one thing and mean something else entirely

Had to leave the living room because there’s no curtains up and the neighbor just got home

good post

be quiet

lavazza innit
can get a kilo of ground lavazza for £11.60
that'll last a month easily
sometimes taylor's
i make it strong as fuck as well, with the pour over method but it's decent enough for me to drink it black and unsweetened

Now how about leaving the house you freak

Wow pick me i'm so unique and not like the other girls

just moved my mug to the center of the coaster
any ocd man in?

tell her that pyscho isnt a horror movie

love a girl that loves old movies

no, stop it mate you're going to get me going again hahahoo

hello retard

aye, spend 15 hours a day washing my hands and the other 9 checking the bins for stuff I might have accidentally thrown away haha

why be French when you could just be quiet?

blacked out hard las tnight drinking by myself at home, wonder what shit I posted. I remember calling some guy on /co/ a huge nonce ops

never fucking reply to me again

AUSTRALIANS ARE PROPER ARD
AUSTRALIANS ARE PROPER ARD COS THEY SAID THEY ARE ARD
AUSTRALIANS ARE PROPER ARD CAUSE THEY THINK THEY ARE PROPER ARD
AUSTRALIANS ARE PROPER ARD COS THEY ARE BORN SOMEWHERE ELSE THATS NOT WHERE YOU ARE BORN
DEY ARE PROPER ARDER THAN YOU ARE

the floor is lavazza haha
*pushes 6,000,000 jewish people in*
done that for the fuhrer, i did
*everyone starts cheering and saying heil hitler and the nazi things*
come on lads. the floor might be lava but if all of you carry me i might just out of all of us make it thru' to the kitchen in one piece

Watching this Swedish qt on Twitch lads.

twitch.tv/kandyland

>Hates how vapid, generic and uninteresting some girls are
>Hates how some girls also try to come across as interesting, different and unique

no wonder you people are virgins, you hate everything girls try to do

(needless to say everyone hoists me into the air and ferries me across the living room)

imagine approaching a potentially debilitatiing addiction in a "professional manner"
addicts lie to themselves that it's all totally under control and it'll never blow up in their face like it does for virtually everyone else
just because you shower everyday and have a job doesn't mean that addiction can't turn your entire future into a downward spiralling nightmare at the drop of a hat

>/co/
Anyone watching children's cartoons deserves to be called a nonce.

then today you made a post in the old thread ages after everyone stopped posting haha and you thought nobody would notice

Did a think lads....

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you don't want me around if I havent had coffee for a few hours. I'd heem you so hard if you kept on laughing like a retard

unironically check I locked the door 3-5 times before leaving the house

Virgin

umm actually it was talking about comics which are shit btw but i try to keep pu with everything even comics.
what's so silly is I even had this thread open but I wans't paying attention to which one i was posting in
think this should be mandatory outfit for girls

I hate everyone not just women cunt
She doesnt get a pass just because shes got a cunt
Also stop projecting

Getting tearful over my mate and his gf breaking up. Can't even imagine what it's like to be one of them

>pick up heavy stuff
>put heavy stuff down
>repeat

>you don't want me around if I havent had coffee for a few hours.

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>open book
>turn page
>repeat

just glued a grenade to my hand, pulled out the pin and threw it away
what a rush
guess i'll be holding this grenade for the foreseeable future
not worried though, i'm approaching this situation in a professional manner so nothing could go wrong

pm if u need me hun x

virgoid

>read letter
>add letter to previously read letters
>repeat

can't believe 2000ad made dredd black....

thoughts and prayers

havent slept in days lads
this is running on empty, footlight revue! and today ill be trying out the funny comedians and seeing whose joke works the best. first up, we have me. no, not at all really. i dont like it, so lets end it there

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Actually based and redpilled

>stop projecting
lol
not everything's projection you dumb autist

i bloooooooooom just for you

Not unheard of for people to suddenly collapse and die after not sleeping for days.

winston churchill was a pisshead who fled to the countryside and hid while london was being bombed

watched them meet in sixth form, they were together for 4 years, we were all close good mates
they feel like family 2bh can't believe it

and that's a good thing!

I wish i was a virgin unironically
I fucked over 30 women since January
Yeah but it was I can tell

poo wank
poo wanking
poo wanker
poo wanked

youtube.com/watch?v=CrbBeWftWDM

anyone else’s willy so small you have to hold it down when you do a poo

The weekly magazine haul

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bit weird and scary how everything thats ever been written is the author's desperate attempt to make sense of some part of life

not a SINGLE reply to name nonces

Mum just bought me a pocket pussy & hid it under my pillow. Haha.