/brit/

NEED her to get me in a ufc style chokehold

its called being a straight male

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just been sexually aroused by a webm of a korean dancer

Snapchat has an inbuilt virgin detector

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A thousand years in one piece of silver
She took it from his lily white hand
Showed no fear she’d seen the thing
From the young men’s wing at sloan Kettering

shes got some qt feet desu

who's the lad in the background?

bollocks to this, ive written far greater poems just for /brit/

WHY CANT THEYJUST LET US BE?

literally all me

the brainlet fetish

dont fap then

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it’s a common fetish retard also not technically wrong because there’s no blood relation

His honour drove southwards seeking exotica
Down to the pueblo huts of New Mexico
Cut his teeth on turquoise harmonicas
Ohhhhohhhhhohhhhh

state of the modern american family

twitter.com/IsraeliPM/status/1034849460344573952

absolutely based

zionism has unironically been the best jewish development of all time. it finally made men out of the jews after centuries of being weak merchants and outsiders

crush the arab bugman

thinking of writing an article on Johannes de Muris

is there some legal reason the pro sites all use step-____ or is that just more popular that actual incest?

Got tickets for any upcoming football games?

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you know they mean that toward whites as well

US law

just invalidated a precept of humility by realising that by being impossible to track on the archive, my gimmicks are the most patrician on the site, and my legacy might be the most respectable in the history of the worldwide web. if only anyone were to know!

good for them, though a bit ironic

alri lads, where's the /brit/ colony going?

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then they're correct
the same rules apply to all nations

when are you going to commit suicide?

Yeah gonna go see Oxford United rip your oil money paki team to pieces

last day of summer lads
going out drinking in the park

river, temperate forest, mountains

top comfy that

Thoughts?

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peng choon
youtube.com/watch?v=8v7Agx74gsU

is this rimworld

Copped a french proto girlfriend. I have to admit that it's nice to be with someone with a similar culture and language. The level of detail in private jokes and banter is unheard of with Thai or Anglo*d protos. She's also pretty trad and was raised in a farm. Already speaking of staying here longer than the month she was supposed to stay. She also gave me one of the best BJ's in my life legit. Only shit thing is that she said she started having sex at 13, which is common with farm girls but still. Is she /gf2018/?

Was always too scared to pick female characters as a kid, figured it would reveal my dysphoria

kino music video

are you having a pop party?

Wish I was there with an algerian flag to attract the attention of my main man Riyad and take a pic with him tbqhwy

whats tat lad

English women belong to strong jock men

minimum of 2 pakis posting right now

alri
yeah, gonna found a /brit/ colony

>thinking video game characters are “cute” or “hot”
the absolute STATE of virgin freaks

Alan is off the meds again

Where you drink fizzy pop and be merry.

Who needs LSD when instead you can have low iron and trip out every time you stand up too quickly

Parents have delayed disowning me because I got into a good uni

kike

>rimworld
bit gay

Are you excited about tonight.

told my therapist all about /brit/, normies, virgin freaks and tim and 190cm the tripfag now shes doubled my risperidone dosage and booked 3 more appointments this week

what is he expecting him to say

tried that a few years ago, hit a brick wall pretty quickly. couldn't work out my aims
let me know how it goes

would rather play rimjobworld wahey

The former Zealander and I've seen an Irish flag so yeah, you're right

or and Alan, make that 3

He sucks, he's a benchwarmer now

moviesub.pro/movie-bedazzled-1967.html enjoylads

yeah gonna go watch my local res team then go hit town after

never once played a video game and dont plan on doing so for the rest of my life

What phenotype is this

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I played as femShep during one playthrough on Mass Effect 2. Am I a bender now?

even hovering over this link made my antivirus (mcafe) go fucking off the handle

looks filipino

poleaboo suffering an allergic reaction

jungle asian

virgin freak

>therapist
>resperidone

pet peeve is when people don't know the difference between psychiatrists, psychologists and therapists. mentioned to a family friend once I was interested in psychiatry and now everyone in the village thinks I dropped out of medicine for psychology.

One of my favourite gimmicks recently is when one would say winoxbridge, if say they are going to the University of Winchester haha. Props to the anonymous lad who came up with it.

>never once played a video game and dont plan on doing so for the rest of my life

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lol imagine not knowing moviesub.pro

never played games cos i never stopped shagging actually so

JapJew.

damn moni looks lik

hey look it's you
it's /brit/'s colony, not mine
we can do whatever we like

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for me it's neuroscience

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Before and wayy before

if your mum didn’t buy you a playstation when you were a youth you are either a total povo or some kind of crypto vf

*turns that frown upside down*

mhm

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Have to admire nassim for having high self-esteem/confidence despite being 5'8

made two ham and cheese sarnies but realised i'm full halfway through the second
not a good feeling

we're at an age now where even giga-deanos grew up with a bit of the fifa and call of duty on the go
there is no excuse for not playing games, ''i'm a normie'' doesn't work

>In Italy
>Cute Spanish girl asks me something in Spanish
>look at her blankly
>she repeats herself in Italian
>"no parlo Italiano"
>finally she asks me to take a photo of her and her friends in English

I chalk it up to a tan and dressing far better than the average anglo tourist

>pakipoo
>dutch/moroccan twat
City really attracts quite the fans

sorry my mum didnt get me the same plugging outlets and micro circuits as yours
if i wanted a play station shed take me to a fucking playground and kick woodchips down my throat

why would you admire a coper

Playing any game other than FIFA past the age of 18 is tragic

nigger freaks

the gf

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Fuck off Amazon guy, Chrissy from the sopranos, Robert de Niro are all examples of guys around my height who are literal male models and sex symbols.

gf looks like a nigger freak