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*cuts the wire running into twitter's offices in silicon valley*
bbbbbbbbzzttt-*clk*
twitter is now offline normtards... what ever will you do all day long now?

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NAKED ATTACTION 5 HOUR HYPE

is janny on his sheananigans again? did they cut his pay or what

>clicking the red cross instead of the new tab

FUCK CHROME

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path of exile 4 hour hype

presenters on a place in the sun always have nice chebs

based...and redpilled?

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just used jamp as the past tense of jump but i think i got away with it

Just checked and it is, seems there's no longer any shame whatsoever in them calling it a normal World Cup.

post of the week

Don't want to live anymore lads what do

wtf since when did Australia have ANOTHER new Prime Minister? first I heard about it was today, why has nobody been talking about it?

was raised by my German grandma and used to do this all the time with verbs

So what do you say to somebody you hate? Or anyone tryna bring trouble your way? Wanna resolve things in a bloodier way? Just study a tape of NWA

Today's birthday:
1569 – Jahangir, Mughal emperor

Religion:
Sir Thomas Roe was England's first ambassador to the Mughal court. Roe labelled him an atheist. Roe believed Jahangir's religion to be of his own making, "for he envies [the Prophet] Mohammed, and wisely sees no reason why he should not be as great a prophet."

Jahangir seems to have been persistently hostile to popularly venerated religious figures. He executed Muslim and Sikh teachers alike. It is unclear whether Jahangir even understood what a Sikh was, referring to them as Hindu.

Christian themes attracted Jahangir. One of his audience halls was "adorned with European screens."

Art:
Jahangir was fascinated with art and architecture. Jahangir himself stated his ability to determine the artist of any portrait by simply looking at a painting. Jahangir studied European artwork very closely. According to Sir Thomas Roe's diaries, the Emperor had his painters copy a European miniature several times creating a total of five miniatures. Jahangir then challenged Roe to pick out the original from the copies, a feat Sir Thomas Roe could not do, to the delight of Jahangir.

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lol peopel talked about it a lot

don't want to sleep
don't want to be awake
want to play out sexual fantasies in my head

what's your go to Tinder line?

Which fantasies do you have

I've been fairly social and active the past week and not heard of it once

What's cooking good looking

you either blind or lying

>why has nobody been talking about it?
Australia switching their PM is old hat by now.

have sex immediately before you start a massacre

look where i am lads

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shagged a girl off this once wahey
she said it was a shit line though

gay scat fisting

very earthy post this one

so in other words a girl liked you and you even tried to sabotage it with shitty lines but you still got laid, almost as if game is irrelevent fucking stupid neurotypicals

Might go to McDonalds

youtube.com/watch?v=qPfmBCWTrao

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homebase?

imagine catching a beating so hard you end up taking yourself for the bully.

garden centre?

Hello incel

Gf is coming over tonight lads

Gonna get some pussy and stick my finger up her bum

yes lad

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don't like it when the only seeded torrents for a film are the 3 hour long director's cut

having homemade burgers tonight. pretty keen.

hello neurotypical copelord

has the internet reached peak post-ironic humour

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have the gf over every night since we're living together

what you getting lad?

I'm a virgin freak

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corrr imagine the mental strain, if i had my bird around every day id batter her i reckon

neurotypical virgin monkey freakazoid cope harder

Yeah why don't you suck my dick

eww go away gayboy

Honestly don’t think I would want this

Prefer living without her and having her over when I feel like it

out of the 3-4 thousand gods and deities that all purport to be the one true god, MINE is the real one

if you were to look me up in the dictionary you would find a 4-letter word
containing C, U and T.

that word of course being "cute"
hehe x

want to shag my mate's ex
she's put on a little bit of weight and is nice and thicc now

alri ricky

you learn to give each other space after awhile unless you have one of those shitty clingy gfs....

dont have the mental capacity to handle a gf desu

this
first 3 months, we spent almost every day together

now we only meet up 3-4 times a week

desu if we actually consider religions with a following there aren't that many, there is a singular abrahamic god for instance that covers jews islam christianity and the esoteric ones, then even in something like hinduism which has a pantheon of "gods" there's still only one actual god called Brahman all the other "gods" are just reflections of him

some daisies and violas to put in my winter hanging baskets lad then they'll be ready to sell

used goods
sloppy seconds

that's still a lot

Meat is murder

don't have the mental capacity to keep up conversations when there's just one person so I'll never have a gf probably

very nice. good to have a pretty garden.

youtube.com/watch?v=t_KkIrtl8t0

anyone 'member these videos?

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It’s tough at first but you get there eventually

murder can be good

do you neurotypicals really work like this/ how can you spend every day with same perosn would do my head in

well yeah
she is my gf you melt

about to be a literal 25 year old virgin

jeepers

:) :) :)

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Edgelord

yeah but it's still a lot

think the only chance i have is they invent a normie pill that doesn't make me a schizo avoidant freak lol but oouuhgh lol yeah not likely

aye. and now i'm going to eat it.

lmao

been there done that (3 years ago)

Welcome to the club

based
canada is a loser nation

ha underage i'm 33

vfs

even when you live together you can still find time for yourselves but balance time with each other

Heifer whines could be human cries

Absolutely grim

How did it all go so wrong for you lads

I like thick thighs and light love handles though

doubt alcohol makes you a schizo avoidant freak
it's the nectar of the normie

>brain molecules 5% incorrect
>destined to be a permafreak
ah yes the human body
howling fucking failure of evolution

being born 5'3 and diego rivera but uglier

consider myself a virgin freak because I never had sexual relations while sober