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Megumin edition

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>anime
tism

>tism

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Who want's to be my Jow Forums date

>>tism

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I wish one guy didn’t have all the
>>>tism

Imagine how easy it would be to fit Megumin in to a bodybag

Are ya cute

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Yeah

There's a qt shy Iranian girl in one of my computer science classes. She has a thicc ass but is super modest. Wears a hijab and is always wearing jeans and a loose long-sleeved shirt. I stalked her fb a bit and she likes non-normie memes and pc gaming
Kinda wanna go for it, but I'm worried she's p religious and won't date a catholic

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go for it
she'll zucc the dicc in the toilet

What's the worst thing that can happen if you go for it? She says no, move on bud

Is this true?

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Ok it’s a date

Yeah you're right
I was just a bit hesitant because I've been in previous classes with her before (smallish college) and think it might be awk
But the payoff would be gud I guess

I've been eating a lot of mangos lately and now my semen smells sweet and fruity

Best anime drug pairs:
>Alcohol
Love Live!
>Opiates
Hidamari Sketch
>LSD
Made in Abyss

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love my job and my boss offered me me a job that includes going to trade school during the fall just yesterday

imagine working a conventional job in 2018 and not as a streamer making 7 figures a year playing video games lmao

happiness is a lot cheaper than you would think

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Streaming as a job would ruin video games for me desu. Having to play the same meme game every single day to appease my fanbase sounds terrible

having a poo poo and eating a timmys breakfast sandwich at the same time buds

the fuck dey niggaz b

I think I would trade video games for making a fuck ton of money streaming like 6 hours for 6 days a week idk

Me an mai wifi are togeter now

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Hope you're having fun

STOP FUCKING RAINING I JUST WANT TO WALK TO THE CAFETERIA WITHOUT MY CLOTHES BEING RUINED

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rain is a spook

it doesnt exist

*has a bad time on purpose*

>it's raining cats and dogs
>it is what it is
>i guess that's how the cookie crumbles
>you look just like your father
>women and children

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*EX command grabs you*
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>download OFFICIAL internet explorer exe from MS website
>this is not compatible with your OS
>links to W7 IE download
>download it
>this is not compatible with your OS

WHY DO PEOPLE STILL MAKE WEBLINKS THAT REQUIRE INTERNET EXPLORER

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You'd be surprised by how many people are still using Internet Explorer

I'm human too

soooo none of you guys ever eat while you poo or what?

>>you look just like your father
I wish.

how does rain ruin your clothes?

I'm watching Cirque du Solei now, how do their women make so many sex positions in just a little time?

practice....duh

>in laws coming over today right after work
AAAAAAAAA

brazil didnt invent

why are you posting on Jow Forums if you have a wife

my grandma is moving in with me tomorrow so at least you arent me

Wh-what do you mean kraut-user? How can I enlist in the nearest Cirque du Solei outpost? PLEASE TELL ME RIGHT NOW!!!

enjoying life

I shitpost on Toilberg’s dime

dude just have her committed

its not that easy unless you are an immoral scumbag who betrays your elders

Why isn't she moving in with your parents

huutista!

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then don't complain

also fuck grandparents fuck they done to deserve special treatment

my mom isn't in the same state right now and my dad is dead

HOPEFULLY itll only be a week or so considering we've been applying for apartments for her for a few weeks already (and the state pays her rent anyway)

why do you think you owe this lunatic anything? if she gave a shit she would stop being an asshole to you

>(and the state pays her rent anyway)
wtf why?

Family is life I would die for my family

lol

>staying loyal to some asshole old woman that treats you like shit and only uses you for her own advantage
cuck

Because she's old and poor? I know non-americans find it hard to believe but we do have social programs

There is nothing you could ever say to convince me to betray my family stop wasting your time

>poor old person
how is this possible? almost every old person here is literally a millionaire because their house they bought for 50k increased in value by 5000%

There are only a couple people I’d die for

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i ride or die

I could talk about it for hours, long story short drugs and mental illness.

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This song is a pretty accurate description of my grandma when my mom was growing up from all the stories I've heard from family members

I have a few friends who have almost no blood family left. Shit is sad as fuck and I always try to let them know that I consider them my family and they can come to me if they need anything.

Never let go of your family /cum/ your time with them is shorter than you think and a lot of people don't even get that much.

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why do you care about some coked up roastie grandma
just choke her in her sleep

my crazy grandma has objectively contributed more to the world and society than FK

this is an objective fact

my family is weird and get togethers are fucking torture, my family is super tiny and i'm the only one under 55 years old

I use to feel that way you should do something with them like go fishing or something sometime

FK didn't take gibs from tax payers

can you say that with complete certainty

>go fishing with 60 year old women
oh ok

straight on

also not a coked up roastie

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yes

you could take them out on a boat yeah im sure they would love it

You don't have a single other male in your family?

I have 4 sisters all of whom are based

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if dubs i naruto run to all my classes every day next week

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will do anything for you

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...

feet fetishists need to be rid of from this world

how have people still not realize jordan peterson is literally batshit insane?

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he is woke

great value makes some damn good coffee

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any of you niggas playing the new path of exile league