/smg/ Stock market general

After hours shit post edition

Popular brokers for stock trading:
Robinhood
>commission free and no minimum to open
robinhood.com

> How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.

> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.

Interactive Brokers
>$1 commission per 100 shares. $10k minimum to open, $3k if 25 or under. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
degiro.eu

Free in depth charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Movers:
nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx

Earnings Report Calendar:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on Options:
Part 1 : youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
Part 2 : youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

FED shitposting schedule
investing.com/economic-calendar/

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Does anyone here ever ask questions during earnings calls?

no i am too shy to ask

I've always wanted to troll an earnings call, but never had the balls.

also
They should make a call conference interferance à la Twitch.tv
I like to see other investors and analysts shitposts live

Like ask about mooning and lambos or something?

kek, thanks i've added it to my /smg/ history file where it can be remembered for ever.

precisely

this would be a lot of fun
raiding an ER on some shitty company thats tanking