/smg/ Stock market general

After hours shit post edition

Popular brokers for stock trading:
Robinhood
>commission free and no minimum to open
robinhood.com

> How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.

> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.

Interactive Brokers
>$1 commission per 100 shares. $10k minimum to open, $3k if 25 or under. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
degiro.eu

Free in depth charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Movers:
nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx

Earnings Report Calendar:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on Options:
Part 1 : youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
Part 2 : youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

FED shitposting schedule
investing.com/economic-calendar/

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Buy Ko fuck you first

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Does anyone here ever ask questions during earnings calls?

no i am too shy to ask

I've always wanted to troll an earnings call, but never had the balls.

also
They should make a call conference interferance à la Twitch.tv
I like to see other investors and analysts shitposts live

Like ask about mooning and lambos or something?

kek, thanks i've added it to my /smg/ history file where it can be remembered for ever.

precisely

this would be a lot of fun
raiding an ER on some shitty company thats tanking

This is mild quit being a faggot, if this offends you, you know what to do.

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TRIGGERED

I think I'm just going to try publicly tweeting at them.
They might pull a "retweet with comments"

HMNY
M
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gotta do it on an OTC stock that only has like 30 shareholders

Its time to buy Altria (Mo) boys
Its got a Fat dividend
We need to start shilling tabbaco to kids again

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Me think of pointed question for next GoPro earnings call!

Another.
I'm probably going to try to bug MarketWatch and seeking alpha as well.
Any others that I should hit up?

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I'm not a Jow Forumsfag. I'm not even a little bit of a Jow Forumsfag. We're just memeing here.

That's literally what the Nazis said as they were rising to power in Germany.

That they were finna meme on the untermenschen?

how much is needed to do day trading?

25k I think?

kek

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25k in margins or you need to go to a cash account

I wanna fucking die more than usual today. I wish I drank to swallow this pain. IF HMNY doesn't rescue me tomorrow I might cave on all my options and just invest in a few homemade index funds like a boomer

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>I wish I drank
It's never too late to start.

HMNY is getting squeezed right now m8. up 6% AH

HMNY is obviously going to open above $0.80 tomorrow and go for that $7 bullrun, considering I sold my shares and I'm not allowed to make money.

Drink this

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what were you drinking?

the kool-aid

i dont think mormons can drink lad
hes saying he wishes he did

True
TOO THE MOON, R-RIGHT??
Que delicioso
I drank 44oz of diet mountain dew followed by 16 of diet coke. It's diet so it's healthy

Is comfy a Mormon?

I got a strangle on HMNY.
That shit is definitely going somewhere.

Mountain dew, a Pepsico product
Diet Coke, a coca cola product
You are helping me out, thats what is important, myself

oops.. thought it was baggie

Mormons are allowed to drink, just as long as the beverage isn't hot or contain alcohol. Some think they can't have caffeine because they're not allowed to drink coffee, but that's because of the heat.

how are hot drinks prohibited? because hell is hot and hot beverages are like hell? WTF

Joesph Smith's Word of Wisdom. God told him, basically.

It's pretty retarded desu. It became a thing so Joseph Smith could play nice with the temperance movement back in the 1800s

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i guess ill stick to crypto then

>TOO THE MOON, R-RIGHT??
i hope. tomorrows my birthday. im gonna sell off all my options that are green and buy myself a nice new computer i think.

but at the very least its holding up near its upper resistance. thats a very good sign for tomorrow i think

Just got my robin hood approved any medical/pharma companies worth looking at or dudeweed ones

I like the mormon temples

I don't think Robinhood has any DUDE companies.

Also wasn’t JS pissed that he had to make coffee whenever people came around to his house? I heard he also banned tobacco because people would fuck up his carpets with pipe ash. I should probably know more about this, I live in Utah.

theres nothing inherently wrong with a cash account imo. if youve never daytraded stocks you probably shouldnt have 25k+ (w/ margins) in your daytrading account anyways.

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ur too late
Buy Kelloggs

Of course

svxy up 20% in the last 3 months

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HMNY at 7.77% AH
kek is with us

Happy birthday user, HMNY will definitely go up then if it's your birthday. The memes will it
Yeah according to momen lore, his (first, kek) wife emma got pissed about people spitting chewing tobacco in her house

i need AMRS to move up a little too
i might be asking for too much

actually i really only need some increased volatility and a slight move up towards close, and ill be fine

this is disturbing as fuck.

WAIT.
I found the fucking email address for submitting tips to zerohedge!
Pics shortly

We’re gonna make it

Green day tommrow
The FED is pumping

TVIX Corp is going up in AH, what is happening?

have you niggers taken a look at KELYA? seems like really healthy company that the market is overreacting and dumping on

New Contract with Bogs Inc.

TAP up 1%
You guys bought the TAP dip right?

I fucking did it, fagets!

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I'll share with you if you have any good shorting companies. I'll give you one letter so you know I'm not playing. I'll even tell you what's the common floor and the current buying worth for a 5% gain guaranteed over a two week up to a month period

Try CURO. It's pretty good but I'm not too sure where it's going at the moment. It is a new company so maybe there's plenty of growth still coming but I wouldn't chance this meme stock until the beginning of next year. Or at the end of this fiscal year, October.

HMNY is going to be up like 25% tomorrow morning. That's almost twice as much as I made from holding it for two days. I'm pretty miffed that I'm going to miss out on it. I feel like I'm going to be too much of a pussy (or maybe just too jewy?) to buy into it after missing such gains, despite how obvious it is that it's going to gain an additional 700% if it really does open so well tomorrow.

its only up to like .73/shr
wtf is the difference?

Bears are going to start closing their shorts, squeezing the other bears out of theirs.

I'm almost tempted to FOMO tomorrow morning, but I'm currently nursing my SPY put that will probably go to 0 tomorrow or the next.

Do you have any Good consistent Shorting companies?

As I was trying to tell the other poster, I got a good one to share. It's currently able to still grow about 5% but it's a slightly less captivating investment but the trend is making it a safe buy until $11.20ish.

i dont think just yet m8
i was starting to think the long end was fucked today. still could go either way imo

HMNY is monies

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I'm just so on the fence about it and I don't feel like I can make a proper decision in the heat of the moment. It's either heading to $7 or $0.23 depending on if shorts start closing. The smart thing to do would be to set a stop loss @ $1. If it can reach that point, it'll definitely keep going up from there. I just feel like such a jew not willing to give up the possible gains. I guess I'm just stupid or something. There's almost no risk from $1-$7 and yet I feel an intense urge to take a gigantic risk just for $0.75-$1.
No, sorry man. I almost always look for companies to long. I don't short often.

>AMRS misses earnings by 59 cents
>stock goes up 35 cents
fucking explain this

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Market isn’t rational.

no it makes sense to lock shit in
but also grabbing shares sub 1$ for nothing beats grabbing it while its mooning. and like you said, it might just go to nothing

EPS was expected to suck, but everyone was looking for a follow through in the various assets profitability, which they did. AMRS is kinda in an inbetween place right now, with a lot of stuff ABOUT to happen. people are trying to get in before it takes off to accumulate

also its only up .05cents

If you actually read their financials you'll understand the EPS miss is basically nothing. Accounting change reflecting current share price on convertible debt.

EPS for companies like Amyris don't mean too much anyway. People are only interested in:
a) cash - will they still be around in a years time
b) growth - are they expanding revenues and market share

“They” knew you sold

HMNY made me 400 bucks today, I have 8k shares. Without proper news dont count on anything except a dip on preopen.

what is the purpose of revenue and market share if they cannot convert that into profits, unless you are implying that they will be able to do so int he future while incapable of doing so right now because 'magic'

Absolutely impenetrable support on Ko at 41.99
Youd be a fool Not to buy

I'll share this for my Fellow Jow Forumsnessmen.

Buy IMGN. Imunogen. I recommend buying at $10.60 and below for semi guaranteed money up to 11, depending on how people go that peak. The floor is about 9.90 if can dip down to in an off time. People short this stock in about a weeks time so if you have week long investment plans this is a good stock. It is consistent, I've seen this pattern repeat for 3 months now. Buy and accumulate around 10.20 to be safe but when it dips to 9.90- or or even sub 10. Definitely buy and hold until 10.60+ maybe you'll get lucky to hold beyond 10.80 but I wouldn't chance it and I'd focus on the next shot after 10.60 to wait until 10.40- to buy again.

"If only you knew how bad things really are"

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Thanks for the advice, man. If HMNY breaches $1, you should definitely buy in. It's shorted to a ridiculous extent, if it gets over $1, there's going to be a massive short squeeze.