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Mornings are a lie edition

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>mornings
Hate those guys

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Yeah they're out to get me

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Not like this

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Australia is a low density desert, which means that they can just build machine guns and use them in a range without reprecussions

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Pine gap is a lie

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Good morning gang.

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oof. Morning

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How are ya buddy?
Hows things?

Good morning lads. Raining a bit today.

Kinda just coasting atm. Things to do in the arvo although I should give the house a spit and polish. Feeling any better?

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Tomorrow I will go on a bus with crazy people at 9 am with my social worker.

Also expecting a lot of awkward silence from myself. Haha

Yup almost 100%
>give the house a spit and polish.
I think I'll be doing this as well, although there isn't much to do.

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Yeah I have a visitor at 1 though. Good impetus to vacuum a clean floor etc

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Mum just knocked on my bedroom door & asked if I wanted a fried egg for breakfast.

Is it true NZ has the most homosexuals per capita?

Whos coming over?
Having company is good reason to get off your arse to get cleaning.
Probably.

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Eh my life adviser or whatever. idk what to call him. Good bloke though. Seems i'm going to be able to get some proper blacks after all so that's a plus

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>proper blacks
I don't follow.

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Hospitality blacks

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Dunno what you're on about buddy.

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Well everywhere's different but most hospitality places are either casual dress or wearing black clothing

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Can confirm

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wouldnt surprise me but i think other countries are higher

Yeah other countries have a higher number of rightwing politicians

?

Oh fuck off. Every once in a while some Member of the Tories gets caught out writing off rent boys on the tax payers money

What the fuck are you going on about buddy?

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It was a stupid joke

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just can't seem to make any friends

>poms
Who cares, they're all fucked in the head any way.
jus b urself

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That shit can be hard sometimes. Im in the same boat.

Yeah true but the best we got was Barnaby

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post discord

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Nigel Saladu#0360

Wish I was dead 2bh.

Can I come to your funeral?

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I don't think I want one.

You'll be dead, I don't think you'll have a say.

I'm coming too.
They always have nice drink and good food at funerals.

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I'll organise your funeral for you
I wanna come and hang

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boing

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I think i see why You arent the slightest bit funny or interesting

>DON'T make fun of my precious right wing or ELSE
lol butthurt mong

that's not me

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>hmmm... reactionaries love the party that undersaw the biggest wave of poopy skin immigration yet...

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Doing some XXX colouring in lads.

here is bump for u

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Yes, thanks. Hello!

/ausnz/ more like /austismz/ lol

lmoa

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Haha look he posted it again.

Oi what's for din dins?

cereal

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Everyone gone to sleep?

Hmmm

sleep is for the weak

Good morning.