You wake up in a Tokyo apartment with a huge hangover...

keep laying down like I usually do and hope I never wake up

The idea of sleeping with a Japanese trap doesn't even register in my mind as being gay and for the record I'm not even into this sort of stuff in the first place.

>girl
I leave disappointed

I would make some breakfast and then fuck him in the ass a bit more until he comes from his little asian dick

Fag

>go to the bathroom to find something for my headache
>drink a couple of glasss of water
>find out if there's some recognisable food with fibers, like bread, in the kitchen
>go back to bed
>wait for the hangover to pass
>rape

make her some eggs

Cuddle, then morning sex

If this is a guy then please fuck off back to >>/lgbt/ and stop making int cancerous with faggotry

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Relentlessly fuck him until my penis falls off and then run to the bathroom and hang myself

First of all, I wouldn't be caught dead with a jap-trap, second, if the said event were to occur I would give him hell. I would tie him spreadeagle to a bed. I would get a knife, gouge out his eyes, cut his tongue out, and I would cut his dick off. I would fry his cock and force him to eat it. I would make yellow faggot suck my dick, and beat him whilst at it. I would buttfuck that faggot into oblivion and do ass to mouth. I would force him to eat my shit and drink my piss and would beat him so he will vomit and I would make him eat that too. I will insert various objects into his asshole (lightbulbs, broom handles, knives, etc...). Lastly, I will smash his head in with a cinder-block, cut off all his limbs, encase them in concrete, and dump the remains into the bay.

Fuck em'

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pretty gay desu

you okay man?

VERY hot

Stop mutilating cats user

*Kick her out of bed*
Damn these zainichi try to trick me again.

I forgot something:

FBI, don't worry, this will never happen because I never leave my house.

cringe and bluepilled

>trying to deny your homosexuality this hard

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get up, drink a few glasses of water, take whatever NSAIDs i have on hand, and then fall asleep for another hour or so
the same thing I do literally every single morning

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I can't understand what you said...

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A screwdriver is a tool. It is also an alcoholic drink. Other than that it’s just basic English that I don’t see where you could get it confused

Dress up.
Wash my face.
Go to Hokkaido.
Swim to Sakhalin.
Go home.
Make thread on int.

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i had no idea it was an alcoholic beverage, i can see where he got confused

Demand my morning bj

Find a friend that I was drinking last night.
If I can't find I'll ask a jap girl if she has a dick.

German ”””humor”””

owo you can see the cat's titties

I didn’t think it was a bad effort at all.

Thanks, I got it
>A screwdriver is a tool. It is also an alcoholic drink
The reason he went to a Japanese girl's room was too drunk

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cringe

yesterday spain flag made asian girl thread
today portugal

Virgin imagination awfull , lol
do not rape do not kill do not steal

That's a man...

>East Asian """"Men""""

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Unf

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...and that's a good thing!

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based

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I thought it was really funny. Why would you go to Japan just because you're drunk?

Yes

delicious Asian boibutt is delicious

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