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what are you putting it on the floor for you daft cunt

94422140
shit gimmick stop

el janitorio...

When the psychiatrist asks how much I drink, I halve my answer and she still thinks it's a problem.

twitter.com/stevetweets13/status/1035911501360635905
German Rorkes

>i was freaking out hearing people outside complain about the smell of it
>curled up in bed and tried to sleep
>they started saying it smells worse and worse
>i got up and paced around and heard them say the smell's going away
>so i linked physical activity to the smell of the bin and started doing push ups, and heard the voices from outside saying the smell's gone, what a relief, etc
>every time i stopped exercising the smell complaints came back so i had to keep doing push ups
>it was a nightmare to be honest

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sue

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>feeding him

I did this fucking ages ago but can't remember how

I honestly just did a search for what you're asking for on Google and eventually found it
think it involves VLC or something

Wish cokemong had stories like this, this is fucking great.

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clean thy room

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puttin on a pwaht uv kwahfee

I’ve never taken any drugs and I only drink on special occasions. Everyone calls me a prude and a virgin but I must remain pure to save the white race

What do I mix gin with

Where is Beto?

i can laugh about it now but you should've seen me
i was tearing at a pillow with my teeth in sheer horror at having such a smelly bin
it felt like i'd unleashed a biblical plague
kids were crying
people were talking about lynching me
obviously it was all in my head but i wasn't to know that

>anti-white leftists paying the toll

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semen

twitter.com/i/moments/851713200537993216?lang=en

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misoginy usually

videohelp.com/software/Icaros

dont see how anyone can disagree with him

state

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Imagine actually being a janny. Imagine seeing janitor applications and genuinely thinking that seems like a good use of your time. Mental.

*blows the whistle*

reads like a Jow Forums fantasy tbqh

i considered applying once specifically for the purpose of removing gimmicks i found annoying

White women are trash. What more can you say?

jewish mong

sick of hearing my neighbours moaning voice
can't he just sound cheerful for once?
god knows what he's whining about but the tone of it's bringing me down

Tonic

I have a theory:
White people are purposely putting themselves in a position to fight for their survival intuitively because they would completely forget how to otherwise

the road to being a janitor is no joke
they have to give hiromoot a copy of their passport and pass all the exams

left wingers unironically need to burn for what they've done, glad the cunt in the OP is dead and hope he suffered in agony for those final moments

same with jo cox and every other open borders, rapefugee-welcoming soi-encrusted cunt

Going to restore the Saxon monarchy

go to folder right-click view choose what you want

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lemonade is good I heard

Based

does it sound like this
youtube.com/watch?v=taP_0skkccY

day 2 of nofap
don't feel horny weirdly

>left wingers unironically need to burn for what they've done, glad the cunt in the OP is dead and hope he suffered in agony for those final moments
(redditspace)
>same with jo cox and every other open borders, rapefugee-welcoming soi-encrusted cunt

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haha

Theory: the globalists and open borders people were/are funded by a secret group of wealthy Nazis so that the West will be prepared (racist) when shit REALLY hits the fan with climate change refugees

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stop that lad

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Individual_cats_in_politics

doing a read

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I don’t believe in God but I do believe in demons

>people were talking about lynching me
>for having a smelly bin
that's a great story desu lad

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>>left wingers unironically need to burn for what they've done, glad the cunt in the OP is dead and hope he suffered in agony for those final moments
>(redditspace)
>>same with jo cox and every other open borders, rapefugee-welcoming soi-encrusted cunt

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>>>left wingers unironically need to burn for what they've done, glad the cunt in the OP is dead and hope he suffered in agony for those final moments
>>(redditspace)
>>>same with jo cox and every other open borders, rapefugee-welcoming soi-encrusted cunt

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reminds me of my early DXM trips
laying in bed because of the intense double vision and I could hear the tv downstairs and everytime my dad laughed I thought he was laughing at me

any bitcoin ATM man in

wow

>its a "spam images of ugly people at each other" episode
fucking reruns

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Can we not do the tedious meme arrows? You repeat the same process every few days, all week all year

doing 2CB+ mdma can't wait

no idea how to time them though

stop bcoz bad or stop bcoz good :^) ??

now this is the peng stuff

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How’s South Africa these days? How do most whites feel about the land appropriation

>>its a "spam images of ugly people at each other" episode
>fucking reruns
>Can we not do the tedious meme arrows? You repeat the same process every few days, all week all year

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peng pong ching chang looool :')

based

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oh. yes ping ping juice

>>>>left wingers unironically need to burn for what they've done, glad the cunt in the OP is dead and hope he suffered in agony for those final moments
>>>(redditspace)
>>>>same with jo cox and every other open borders, rapefugee-welcoming soi-encrusted cunt

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mann was a redflag attack

just back from electric picnic lads
absolutely wrote off right now ngl

got downvoted on reddit for saying london doesn’t look or feel like an english city

>tfw you hold no genuine convictions about anything

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source pls

feels like that in some parts
areas like covent garden are still very nice though

me except i have genuine convictions about everything, even contradictory opinions, such that there is no real meaning in any of my beliefs

done nothing but wank my time away for the last 1 year and a bit

youtube.com/watch?v=oCveByMXd_0

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there should be options for people who don't want to work, even if that is euthanasia

only doing nofap because I'm getting weird lumps in my balls and I don't want ED either
also works wonders for the skin

yeah nobody likes him and - get this - he doesn't even get paid for his efforts

>everytime my dad laughed I thought he was laughing at me
i got this at glastonbury after smoking pot
was walking through the festival alone and every time i heard someone laugh i thought they were laughing at me
it was horrible

its ok lad
brittany taylor / kayla lowden

Can't believe I just asked my mum for a sex toy, good thing she's a little drunk. Haha.

>6
??
just buy it yourself you melt

why do people watch news channels?
mum watches that shit like 6 hours a day and i don't get it

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wrongun

munay

Umm it's called being engaged with the world around you sweaty x

I used to hate my phimosis but I recently discovered that gently massaging the tip and playing around with the head makes my cummies much more intense

xvideos.com/video8524532/sexy_girl_fucks

I hold all views simultaneously. you can't defeate me in a war of words because I already agree with you

> 't b h' is still filtered
fuck u nu-moot