>be me
>Be watching porn
>about to cum
>*DING DONG*
>Fuck this is the deliveryman
> My cock is so hard I can't move
>He keeps ringing like a tard
>I finally cum, and while I clean my cock I hear him leaving
>I check Amazon, he gave my fucking keyboard to my neighbor
>Too autistic to ask him my keyboard
Fuck this
this is why I always get things delivered to one of those, 2min away from my house
now I don't open the door to anyone because it can only be the police or jehova's witnesses
put your cock up to the waist line and fasten it with your pants then put a shirt over it
autism
Not his fault that he isnt allowed to do his job because of your autism
This man knows whats up
textbook
This. I do it all the time.
this, what the fuck are you doing nigger?
This. On related note it could also be a supposedly deaf and mute polish student selling clay sculptures. Yes, those are a thing and yes, I know they're most likely from wherever and just checking for places to rob.
You dont happen to have a position of some importance in the military do you?
Yes. I'm a cable squad leader. Very important man indeed.
Give me a quick rundown on these?
there are around 3 thousand of those in whole Poland, the courier delivers it there and you get a text that you need to retrieve it in 48h, it costs less than normal delivery to the house too, usually it's around 10PLN and normal delivery +15PLN
German technology
Autism
Buy another keyboard
I have a security bar on the door and never answer it.
Imagine a P.O. box but out in the street.
What the fuck is that thing?
I see. Thanks.
A security bar.
this is why nobody likes germans
>it can only be the police or jehova's witnesses
are you the pedo pole?
this the you open the door
get on the floor
fuck you dumb autist
>masturbating