/brit/

fuck off foy go back to your shitty thread no one replied to

More of a Coronation Street man myself

how much do you bench press?

fuck off fuck off yank

200 pounds

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This was MAINSTREAM news a few days ago.....

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Let smart, established people that grew up on council estates sort the Country out and not posh toffs like

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BASED

>me: guten morgen!
>not me:!translate
>bot: please don't use google translate, I can speak english

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so lonely
so alone

What does it mean when a girl lets you kiss but keeps her eyes closed and brushes your hand away when you try to hold her's

>alex salmand isn't in parliment anymore
>alex salmond isn't in scottish parliment anymore
where does the time go lads

howling
weakling

SEETHING

and soon he'll be in prison lol

Foul, ugliest part of the body with the ugliest people

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it means she just wants some dick, not to date you

the gf is such a fucking brainlet it hurts lads

cara looks so young despite being 26
think the fact that she's so popular shows how much of a nonce culture we live in

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low IQ left wing fucktard

If you're in love with her it shouldn't matter

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>youtube.com/watch?v=nKMuBisZsZI

lets watch all the jap wagies on their way to work lads

is she Irish

SEETHING
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she doesn't look like a child though
why is attraction to youth (by that i mean young adults) a bad thing?

She looks her age la'

how long since beto left us lads

dont like this gimmick

Anyone elses hand go really red/pink at night time

haha pathetic wage slaves

remember when /brit/ was actually funny

the patrician death: alone, overdose, in early/mid 20's, body not discovered for weeks, tv still on, music still playing, no funeral, body dropped in ocean before any form of cutting open body etc as they do normally,

been thinking about death a lot recently and a lot of memories of happier times in my life keep appearing in my thoughts out of nowhere. almost like i'm watching my highlight reel and this is what they mean by life flashes before your eyes

sue

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>steve bannon uninvited

kek

you just grew up

god I wish I lived in a depressing super metropolis

not for me
i think its strange how teenagers and people who look like teenagers are so fetishized yet openly saying you're attracted to teenagers gets you put on a list

Steve Bannon is based

also reminds me of that quote about brave men dying once but cowards dying many times
i think i might die soon, just a hunch

No, that's the virgin death. The chad, patrician death would be to do something marvelous. Like hijack a plane and crash it on an island after doing barrel rolls

it took balls for them to invite him, now they look weak for bending to pressure

Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by, water flowing underground
Into the blue again after the money's gone
Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground

where can i talk about my feelings lads? the only place i've got is /brit/ but you rarely find someone that cares

also never fall in love

it's mad how literally everyone in 'new' media has depression or mental health issues

get rid of Sadiq Khan or the Rothschilds first

you can save England

what's on your mind lad?

nah they've got what they wanted already which was publicity and controversy

the journalistic class deserve bullets between the eyes

media is simply a reflection of reality

not here fuck off

no, that's the death for those who can't accept death death
that's the full effort death
why try to die in a grand way? just die, nice and easy

or die how you lived

girl problems lad
been reminded about my ex and was talking to her today and she seems to have moved on
shite feel haha

good
fascist scum shouldn't be given a platform

that's a bit edgy mate watch it

grand deaths are for those with grand souls

wouldn't mind doing web radio
dunno what a good niche would be

plenty more fish in the sea lad

who cares faggot, get over it. she's just your oneitis, it's not a big deal. go to the gym and get alpha and get on tinder and start banging bitches.

give it a rest you limp wristed nancy boy

After being a NEET for two years my mind feels really slow and stupid, I rarely think about anything and everything I do is the same routine, even the media I consume is stuff I've already watched before or shows that are the same every episode.
Feel like I'm slowing down every part of me hoping it'll eventually just stop.

JFs who come here are proper cringe tbqh

just been wrapping me head round some maths for 12 year olds

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if i can't let out a bit of steam and be edgy on Jow Forums then there really is nowhere to be openly transgressive these days

cosima

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hate journalisets

do any of you like the tankie poster who's always banging on about nazis and fascists?

he's a bit too tedious for me

many great men died like a whisper
stop larping kid

finally used the hand-crank food processor I bought like a fucking year ago tonight (to pulverise a few onions for some meatballs I was making)

this thing is the business! thought it would be shit cause it cost me like 3 quid or something ... but it straight up assassinated those onions with literally just 3 pulls of the string

would recommend and will be using again in future/10

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any of you ever been sectioned? what was it like and what for?

no x

sectioned? like penetrated or something?

he's underage

FOY

no im not

yeah
was refusing to eat because i was a bit mental
terrible. no privacy, loud as fuck nurses outside my door, spoken to like a child
would kill myself if i had to go back

>talking about feelings
the fuck

if you're post has more than 4 lines of text then don't post it

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youtu.be/JlTYGihFd2A

>tfw no autismo gf

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>if you're post

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Nah but my brother was when he was a teenager because he tried to drink 25 cans of energy drink because on the cans it said equivalent to 2-4 cups of coffee and he wanted to be like Fry in Futurama.
He was only attention seeking really though.

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