Be absolutely 100% honest, are you jealous of Australia?

>(((we're not full)))

What did he mean by this

God no

apart from the fact that they have a huge island all for themselves, no
in his last life he was a pure anglo white

buzz off marmoid

nope

What's there to be jealous about? We're a shithole like Sweden, total nightmare situation, please don't come or you will be raped by a marauding band of kangaroos.

Not particularly, hey.

>when I
when it

Yea. I like the climate.

It is okay but too far away from civilization.

Piece of shit country built on the suffering of others.
Ignorant beyond even American level.
Sky high internet prices.
Sky high prices on everything for no apparent reason.
High obesity.
Highest farmer suicide rate after India.

Fuck now

It's way to hot, everything else is secondary.

Only because of I have a thing for Aussie accents on women. In an ideal world I'd take Aussie women back to their European motherland with me though, not settle in Australia.

No.

yes and no

No, I'd go there for holiday only

Are you jealous of Singapore?

It's too hot and there's too much dangerous wildlife to worry about. I'd much rather live here in the UK or New Zealand.

malaysia would probably be the only country in the world with less culture than australia had you not claimed all of indonesia's

I'm heavy arachnophobic so now, it can be nuked

It seems like a pretty good place to live, better than any of the other Anglo countries (except New Zealand, but that place is barely even on maps). I wouldn't want to live there though, culture and climate are not to my liking.

No, I always thought of it as Canada South but slightly worse in almost every possible way.

*emigrates there*
pssh.... nothing personnel... kid

no

I will buy your land and I make Japan town.
Only Japanese can live my town.

No, Australia is just island Canada with a climate fit only for subhumans.

>Melbourne weather is shit
>Perth is a wasteland
>Adelaide is too irrelevant
>Canberra is depressing
>Hobart is too inbred
>Darwin is full of abos
>Brisbane is too humid and full of bogans
Sydney could be good if it wasn't so expensive.

Pros:
- Asian girls
- lots of young female tourists looking for fun
- closer to SEA than Germany
- closer to China and Japan than Germany
- warm weather
- beaches
- modern architecture
- big cities
- immigration rules that make sense

Cons:
- Urban sprawl
- Skin cancer
- further away from the rest of the world
- only a handful of cities
(- I imagine it feels kind of isolated due to the points above)

France and Denmark have more skin cancer than us
so not really sure what you're talking about

i hear our accent as mostly neutral and even i don't think its hot on birds

>aussie accent on women

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No, besides some cool animals like platypus and kangoroo it seems really boring country.

not really

Aussies cracked down hard on skin cancer and now lots of countries have higher rates than them.

i'm not jealous, but i feel a deep admiration for the australian way of life

Not really, it's like America but less interesting.

I am not jealous, as I can emigrate to Australia if I want, but I am proud to share an ethnicity with the basest of countries

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>Piece of shit country built on the suffering of others.
>Ignorant beyond even American level.

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Nah, seems like Murrika, only more remote, hotter and everyone's driving on the wrong side of the road.

A yuge desert in the middle of the ocean.
Spoopy creatures.
Abbos.

I'd rather stay right where I am.

Yes