Aight here's the rundown. Not larping, 100% fact. I'm an INTP socially-retarded shut-in with no physique whatsoever. College dropout my first semester because I think degrees are retarded. I have almost no skills, barring the fact that I have a God given talent at maths, numbers and programming. Basically self taught everything I do know about my talent, been doing it like that since I was little.
tl;dr I'm a fucking beta nerd.
I got a temp job in some laid back warehouse but I fucking vomited after lifting like 40 crates. Tried to play it off cool but the manager was concerned about me and sent me home. Fucking embarrassing. There's literally no other opportunities where I'm at (USA, but middle of nowheresville) and all the fields I'm interested in require +5 years experience and a 4 year degree for an 'Entry Level' position. On top of that, no boomer in HR wants to hire a self-taught anything because 'muh education.' I've seen CS graduates who still don't fucking know how to program their way out of a paper bag but fuck me they're more qualified I guess.
I've literally had to resort to day/swing trading to survive, been doing it the past 6 months (fuck January btw). It's fucking hell and I need something more stable. What company would hire someone like me? How the fuck can I get a semi-decent wagecuck job in an office at minimum? Am I unironically and unambiguously fucked?
>all the fields I'm interested in require +5 years experience and a 4 year degree for an 'Entry Level' position. On top of that, no boomer in HR wants to hire a self-taught anything because 'muh education.'
Lie
just pretend you graduated and have a couple years experience at a small company. If they find out you are a liar you only lose the job you wouldn't have got if you told the truth.
Elijah Moore
build a respectable GitHub and use it to apply to companies without Boomer HR retards that care about muh bachelor degree
You need to prove you can do something, for the employer that's what the college degree stands for. You don't necessarily need a college degree, you need to show a potential employer you're capable of providing value to someone in some way that relates to the job you're applying for.
Asher Torres
If you're a true genius with talent, you should have no problems finding a job.
Ryder Peterson
I've got a proof-of-concept derivatives exchange and a genetic algorithm package that gets slightly over 110 downloads weekly on NPM, and a bunch of other random shit. Building a personal website to (hopefully) stand out with a bit of a front. What more do I need?
This 100% You need to lie. There are so many ways to do this its insane, just try and be moderately creative. -Self employed -Own business -Worked for obscure small company -Make a wordpress website of said company and get a friend to pretend to be the owner etc etc
Jacob Gomez
Well yea obviously I have that. I try to make it as kick-ass as possible too without lying or stretching the truth. I'd rather not be dishonest but at this point fuck my pride I'll say I graduated from fucking MIT
