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Alright, how bad is getting drunk on an MD comedown?

time to rise up

we had to sing christian tunes every once in a while, it was only a basic state school as well. dunno if that was a thing elsewhere.

we live in a society, but- we also die in a society

I bet you posted that

You say prayers every day in the morning?
Even better, you say them in irish?

Good times, moved school in 4th class and my new teacher changed prayers to whale music and made us put all our negativve thoughts in a bubble, what a goob she was.
She was really beautiful though.

EVEN TARQUIN HAS A DEGREE

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have you ever kissed a mate (male) on mdma?

that cost 60k and like 2 dozen people showed up to see it

Those girls do porn?

did you all have hymn assembly once a week, prayer before you were allowed to eat lunch and prayer at the end of every assembly in primary?

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Trip back off chubby

drank a third of a bottle of tequila with my m8 right now
he insisted on playing irish republican army songs
i wanted to listen to shiite nasheeds
he went home
prop[er drunk lads

probably post some pictures of wopping big joogblies

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thank god for separation of church and state in this country. never learned a thing about christianity in school. only in sunday school.

>jeremy corbyn lays wreath for palestines killed by an israeli airstrikes
>wog thinks it was for terrorists because the sun claimed so without proof
>this most mean corbyn is openly anti-semitic
lmao

sitting on my own at college again haha

yeah the hymns were peng
doing hymns in the church was extra peng

There was that Moroccan drug dealer posting under a Dutch flag so I assume every Dutch flag on here is a Moroccan drug dealer. Shifting big units of hash and cocaine in Rotterdam.

fuck off you cunts

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>duuuuuhhh why do women earn less

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>Jezza lies about laying a wreath
>Jezza lies about whose graves he laid it on
>Or he's senile

mohammad gotta be careful or he's gona get kicked out of his mosque for sucking corbyn's cock

wheres 190

Swansea being called a fallen football club + calling 190 fat seem to be the 2 things which make him angrier than any other
Don't combine the two at your peril!

WINDFARTIUM SMELLIOSA!

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*examines the post above*

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literally me haha when i was in sixth form i made no friends because every break and lunch i sat in the library by myself reading manga and posting on Jow Forums and drinking orange juice

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big fan of jewish gals

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Oooo remembers 'olidays?

what were that all about?

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Mmm

She isn't Jewish

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wypipo sit down at the dinner table to eat a biscuit lmao

Garlic bread?!

Sex is just masturbation on Co-Op mode. If you genuinely like the other person and they like you back, it can be great. Otherwise it's overrated.

my normie mate kept me company whilst I was a complete freak in sixth form. was the only mate I had left from secondary

he had a pretty gf and everything. even switched one of his lessons so I wouldn't be alone.

what an amazing lad honestly wish him the best

big fan of the pierced nipple trend

Corbyn laid a wreath for the 47 Palestines killed in Tunis by Israeli airstrikes, something condemned by just about everyone around the globe including the US and UK. The Sun told you that cos there are suspected Black September members buried at the complex, he must have been laying a wreath for them to and this must make him openly anti-Semitic.

You fucking thick wog.

fuck off Sicily

Are you still in touch? sounds like a top lad

laying a wreath is the same thing as gassing millions of kikes, literally

outrageous anti semitism

>She isn't Jewish

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why does mohammad keep going on about the sun is it because it's the only newspaper he has heard of?

To think I'll never experience the eager anticipation of lining up outside a bookstore at midnight waiting for the new Harry Potter book to be released. Buying it in first edition hardback and reading it as fast as I can, not sleeping all night just to find out what happens. Waiting for my friends to catch up so we could discuss it.
Now I see Harry Potter and all I can think about is how Emma took some Weinstein dick, how Daniel is a depressed alco and how Rowling is a hack writer who has Trump living rent free in her head.
Be nice to go back.

She isn't

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its making me severely depressed though how did you get through it and how are you nowadays

emmayank is from Kentucky

he's here...

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lads what should i tell the 17yo whom'st keeps flirting with me? should i just say "i'm too old for you" or should i say something more nuanced like "what would people think if we started dating?"

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the seaside? the seaside? the sea doesn't have a side it's flat

This seething wog BTFO cos he believes everything The Sun tells him.

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That awkward realization that you're going to die alone and your life is never going to get better than it is already

I'm about to eat a Tunnocks Caramel Wafer bar. I am no from Scotland

He actually looks quite white

yeah
im still confused why he did that
might ask him next time we get drunk or somt

Emma yank is in Kentucky
Sicily is in Kansas city

this ENRAGES the white female

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Tell her you're too old for her, she'll want to go out with you even more.

ah yes the classic "sex isn't that good unless you like the girl" /brit/ post

the french.. why?

imagine being so illiterate that you are unable to read the 3 links issued and can only keep stammering on about the sun, state of islamic education in this country. boko haram tier

virgin gamer woman hater

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Is this a new london Paki? Gonna call this one London wog so it doesn't confuse matters

He really doesn't. If I saw him on the street I'd assume he was a Mexican. Which is odd, as I've seen that pic of his parents and they look like white Italians.

I'm mathematically illiterate

Mate has a very cute petite gf like anzu but with a nicer face. Very lucky lad

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oh shit mohammad just outed his alter ego mohammad-dave

lmao

My life has gotten better over the last 2 years. It's still really, really, really shit, but it used to be a lot shittier.

It gives me hope that maybe someday it won't be so bad. I'll never be truly satisfied, but I might not be cripplingly depressed in another 2 years.

would split in half

*sticks on best of tame impala*

SCREECHING

Tbf my normie mate has said the same thing in one of his more sincere moments and my chad friend broke up with his gf, fucked loads of girls, said it didn't really do it for him and then went back to his old gf because he loves her and it really isn't the same without her.

Lyrics from the song 'Thought Contagion' by Muse;

They'll never do what you want them to
Give it up and watch them break through
It's too late for a revolution
Brace for the final solution

imagine smashing her tiny frame and choking her fuuckin ell

Smith and Wesson model 29

her arse pic was so hot, unrelated but why is she white i thought she was a t*rk

*mohammad-dave starts whipping out his best moves while screaming about the sun"

what uni does he go to
think i know him

Imagine not realising that the links you posted are basically reporting on the original story and aren't actually independent investigations in to the issue originating from The Sun

Imaging actually believing what The Sun says because you're an uneducated Northern paki.

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I've thought about it a lot, and the only thing that would make sex better than masturbation is if you and the other person share deep feelings for eachother. Like playing Co-Op mode on Halo 2.

can't keep up with the whole terf thing lads

goes straight over my head tbqh

Last night, PC Millyard assisted in talking a suicidal male down from a bridge. Today, he came to the station with some flowers to say 'thank you' for her efforts.

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penny lane is in my ears and in my eyes

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