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my pet rock peer pressured me into smoking gear with him. said he didnt want to do it alone so i agreed. kind of like it though might do it more often

nearly swallowed some glass the other night

The Alien was played by a nig in an alien costume (not actually an alien)

Black bull probably fucked both of those wh*te girls at the same time

pet rock and i got pissed on gear

was eating kfc because im fat and i think i swallowed a small chicken bone. will be interesting to see what happens from this

pissed on my pet rock and got geared

geared up to piss on my pet rock

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>was eating kfc
hello nigger

pet lisicki got at the wine gums again and hes sozzled!

my pet human did too many drugs now hes losing his mind

business idea: poo willy bum wank

Need a commie philosemite gf

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wacko hours

0.5kg of pet rock straight up the rectum

Remember to "please" keep all discussion of "British culture" out of this thread. The /brit/ Jow Forums thread is for tripfag worship and circlejerking ONLY. If you do not like it please direct yourself out of the thread : )

Looks like it's a double bill of "average yankoid posts" tonight. Have never laughed at this show in my life

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4am, the bridge between runt timezones, king of the wagies waking up soon, the weak NEETs have been culled

supreme patty is grotty and i hate looking at him especially his pimples but i would like to hang out with him

Irish mass quoting the thread got stale after the 2nd season tbqh

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a chicken is gonna grow in your stomach

yanko hours

THE HUMAN MISERY IN ITS FULLEST EXPRESSION.........THE AUTHOR OF THIS POST...........A HATEFULL IRISH, FRUSTRATED, JEALOUS, WITH INFERIORITY COMPLEX LIKE MANY OF YOU, THAT CANNOT FIND ANOTHER WAY TO EXPRESS AND VENT THEIR OWN UNHAPPINESS OF A POOR DEVIL REDUCED TO WASTE. !!!!!!!!!!! DAS HURTS !!! Already what they would say, the IRA, the terrorist branch of the irish

IRA: THE IRISH WANTS to BE RACIALLY ENGLISH AND CULTURALLY SCOTTISH. With what valid argument can the poor and sad irish author of this post refute me?. THE ONE WHO GIVES LAUGHTER TO US IS YOU AND YOUR POOR ODIOUS LIFE. THE IRISH, as said by many notable people, Is A SHIT REJECTED BY EVERY RACE in THE WORLD, FROM the INDIGENOUS, WHITE , ASIAN, JEWISH, TO MUSLIMS, ETC AND therefore, THERE is NOTHING IN IRELAND OF VALUE OR IMPORTANCE, THE ONLY EXPORT THAT IRELAND GIVES THE WORLD IS THE IRISH: A CLUMSY, SMELLY UGLY SUBHUMAN. THE IRISH CUISINE? SOME POTATOES THAT THEY CAN'T EVEN GROW!!! AN IRELAND THAT IS ALREADY CONDEMNED, POOR, AND DISGUSTING

you gay pal?

nowt gay about getting your dick sucked, guy.

really want a fit 18 year old gf

And i want to win the lottery

really want a ginger 13 year old gf

peepin in my window
month of september
riding foreign car in the winter

desperately need an outlet to pour my natural affections on to
gonna go BEZERK if i dont hug something >:)

beavers are based i wish i had a pet beaver who i could make a beaver habitat for

Quintessential low IQ Yank post

whom

'

beavers the animal

whomstve

you having a fit?

thought you meant beaver from leave it to beaver

>album is 42 minutes long

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no i meant beavers as in the rodent creature

went to ireland on vacay once but i couldn't understand a word they were saying. the dublin collosseum was nice though

hehe poop

no you didn't
be quiet

if i cant wrangle me something to kiss or hug im going to kill something
full to the brim of love and affection and need to let it out

big brown beaver

don't think beavers are rodents

watching ozark

wynona's got herself a big brown beaver and she shows it off to all her friends

i know the feel

Anyone here remember the show The Angry Beavers?

wooHOOOOOOO

what the fuck did you just say tp me

Yeh but I never watched it

need a bf to cuddle with and play with my juicy butt

fuck yea I still watch it when I'm high

you would think wrong then

Based and redpilled

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Did someone say Justin Beaver?

only if you remember catdog

WORDS THAT KILL
WOULD YOU SPEAK THEM TO ME

but the beaver was quick and grabbed him by the kiwis and he ain't pissed for a week

saw on a meme news site a story about a rescued beaver who was living in a house with people and that was his name but they called him jb for short

catdog was incredibly based, it was like a fever dream
good post mate

and a half

Rocco's Modern Life > Ren and Stimpy > CatDog > Courage the Cowardly Dog > Angry Beavers

canada's 5 cent coin has a beaver on it

i liked catdogs house
it was half a dead fish and half a bone haha

yeah a quick duckduckgo cleared that right up haha x

interesting show wish it were less blue tho

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Can't sleep, my mind is tormented by images of La Creatura.....

God I fucking love winegums
Going to go to Tesco on the way back from the airport and shove a packet or two down the gullet

reported for reporting

I'm Italian like you

want to put my willy in the singer from 99 luftballons

Good lad

need to listen to 99 red balloons now

are you still a bus driver?

why not wynona's big brown beaver

i know because i have watched lots of beaver documentaries

I've never been a bus driver

she's in her 70s

he scans packages at an amazon warehouse

i thought you were or at least used to be

>Based and redpilled

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that's me (liam). I'm not sicily

because that's not nostalgic for me
youtu.be/LT_zAhO_1DA

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documentaries about beaver from leave it to beaver?