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AT LEAST I HAVE MY INTERNET GF HAHAHA

im trying out the cool loner who doesn't talk, girls like that right?

I've tried that
It doesn't work at all

Have you lads ever heard your parents doing it?

Maybe

no they don't even sleep in the same room
I am convinced my parents have NEVER had sex with each other

Butt how are you here then?
Nice

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Numerous times.
I still lived at homes until June 1st of this year, and my bedroom was in the basement, like right underneath of their bedroom. My PC desk was straight under their bed and several times I could hear the bed just bouncing and it each time it made me feel highly uneasy.

Anyone seen your mom passed out naked in the bathroom covered in shit at 2:00 in the morning?

Can't say I have

They did it in my restroom once. It was awful could hear EVERYTHING the clapping slapping. It felt endless

Hey guys wanna hear a joke?

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youtu.be/HCxJ4gAt2cs

meme magic

>get a math question wrong
>start fantasizing over suicide again

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Ew

Sure

Gaming at its peak

youtu.be/_5wliyRU5AI

I fucking suck at math
Which is why I hate it

ASIAN """"""""""""""""""""""MASCULINITY""""""""""""""""""""""""""" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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>tfw Stacy groped my asshole again
Look at me! I'm Stacy's little slut!

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user... I'm so drunk I ca 't feel my legs... can yiu carry me to bed?
>stinks of shit

94499052
That wasn't funny

You gotta stop drinking, bud

that game was the fucking bomb

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A girl touched my butt in High school

No...
*plays victim*
And clean the bathroom, you don't do anything
*flips on TV, passes out*

a girl at work slapped my ass a couple years ago

Love you mommy!!!!

Was she fierd for sexual harassment?

is this general friendly?

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no she was fired for stealing stuff out of other people's lockers though

To non Mexicans yed

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somewhat

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His whoke channel is centered around that one game

t. 14 cm penis chink

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Why, yes! Come join us Salvador Allande!
youtu.be/61j1VEZCChE

My dick is bigger than yours, spico

You sure about that, gringo boi?

Prove me wrong

There exists a rift between the familiar and the warp of the familiar.

Americans have reached a point in their culture where most of it is like Vaporwave, remakes, homages and sequels, a persisting cultural nostalgia that vaguely reminds them of the past.

They can't dream up new stories about the present so they continue simply recycling the past. They are on the brink of a suicidal cultural rupture which is why they are so drawn to the fantasy worlds created by the likes of Trump, QAnon and Alex Jones.

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jesus user, how did you deal with that?

>when an asian """"""""""male""""""""" claims he has a bigger dick than you

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this aint sfw!

Danm she is pretty. Does she do solo stuff?

I bet the asian """""""male"""""" is going to report it in a futile attempt to defend himself

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for what purpose? mexican are nice
looks more friendly than most general desu
allende was weird
youtube.com/watch?v=FihhxVO6Z7M

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>mexican are nice

wrong, we will kick yor ass

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>Allende was weird
Carry on, also who makes those cute pics?

Impossible. I'm a proud CASTIZO BVLL

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not really, mexicans are chileanboos in secret :3
my oc uwu

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It's extremely cute Chile user. Will you be making more? UwU
youtu.be/Zk_IiLrRxas

thanks :3
>Will you be making more?
nooo, ebina is suffering
she doesn't deserve it

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w-what about CHIs?

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bitch niggas

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2 days off from work BOISSS

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tell me it's gonna be worth it in the end, it's gonna mean something

did you draw the girl or just edit it?

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Based China
The world belongs to them

i just feel like im being continueally fucked by life, i feel helpless i feel tortured i feel lost, i just want to run away from everything, there is no escape the stakes are too high, i want to kill myself as a form of escape, im becoming a terrible person tonight i drank myself silly with lots of cheap beer, there is no other way i can escape maybe im a little faggot but nothing makes me happy, everything is just pain internal pain everystep i take everyday is pain i am in pain the only thing that gets me going is making music but i dont even have motivation/energy for that my parents keep nagging at me pusingme forcing me to do things i dont want to , i would rather die, and im afraid to tell them, i mean it's not liketheyd care, theyd be like oh just man up and get on with your life I DONT HAVE A LIFE my whole existence revolves around people telling me what to do how to think ect and it doesn't help with my dad talking about his normie youth days growing up in the big city with rich parents. and then he went to the army and (yes it was bad in his country) but he talks to me like he s the better man who is in charge for a reason, i just want to run away and die somewhere in a hole regardless how my parents feel because i know there is better out there, then again, i could be just an idiot. but i just cant take it anymore. i've been thinking about trying to commit suicide to make them atleast understand that im serious about this, that there IS something wrong with me and i need help but im too scared to attempt it, but the tension has been building lately( i thought about jumping out of my dads car on the freeway today) maybe soon I'll actually try something just out of impulse. maybe things wil change for the better, my family is obsessed with their longevity but i know you dont need much to live off of, it doesnt matter, i stayed at a monastery for a year then got kicked out, i should have never left and tried to become a novice monk.

smoke

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Based

Yea

Going for a run

Wish I weren't fat

Champ! Must've felt good in the morning, try to make it a habit

As a skinny guy who weigh 140 wish I was fat, losing weight > gaining weight trust, to lose weight just stop eating as much but to gain weight you need to eat Tuna and other shit

Why are there two /cum/ threads

Some dumb spic made another one

Will be making it a habit