/smg/ - Stock Market General

I don't know why it's back in, I made a thread and specifically took it out. Someone must have put it back

Still waiting on my cease and desist letter.

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well the fast food place doesnt matter to most people, the point is the dollar menue
ack in the Box has the dankest Dollar Menu, much better than Mcdonalds, thus, If they had more stores, they would destroy mcdonalds sales

Almost doubled down on my UAA puts a day or two ago.
So happy I didn't.

is jack in the box world wide?

Forgot pic

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am i the only one buying AMD puts?

Can you buy it with $ or do I have to get some other shitcoin first?

No just American, maybe that will change...

>tfw should have held onto my GUSH stocks
Shit has been steadily gaining for weeks

Yes.
That stock has transcended into meme territory -- like TSLA and AMRS.
I held off and on from January to September of 2017, but I don't know what to think of it anymore.

I hope Trump doesn't screw this korea thing up

Dude, I don't think they're even nation wide.
I've never seen a jack in the box.

youtube.com/watch?v=PPuYheUX3No

well shit..i already bought some puts today and was gunna buy more

They're not. Only available on the west coast and some parts of the midwest

Nobody wants your stinky linky.
>want to buy link
>need to buy other shit coin to buy this shit coin
Ok, I got the first shitcoins
>Have to get a shady ass wallet to store first shitcoins
This is beginning to be a hassle, but ok have a wallet.
>need to sign up to a shady ass chink website to buy second shitcoin with first shitcoins
Please prove your identity
>Send picture of myself, my idea, spread my cheeks and lift my sack
>Finally bought second shitcoin
Wow, wait a pain in the ass
>chink site freezes, shitcoin exit scam, it's anonymous so you can't do anything about it lol.
I'll stick to stock options baby boy.

Could it be time to buy the STZ dip?

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Sorry, I don't enjoy losing all my money, so no.
I'm perfectly satisfied with the 2X that I got while holding BTC tho

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I keep gambling on options and forget to sink some stuff into dividends. What do I get? Stuff like KO and JNJ feels to boomerish.

OHI is pretty legit.

>forget to sink some stuff into dividends
You give me the impression that you mean the intent of the dividends is to offset losses from the options.
If this is the case, stop playing options.
Otherwise, I don't hold any dividends and my undiluted YOY return is over 50%
>dividends are for pussies

Aside from my meming and lust for risk tho, look into REITS or maybe play NOC or LMT

Too boomerish Ohhhh well excuse me
Just do me a Solid and Short KO so THEY pump it

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Seems pretty good. Shame it just spiked.

I shouldn't have bought CSCO before its ER. FUCK.

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Not trying to offset. Just still have fiat and want to put it in some stocks and forget it. LMT seems primed to jump if trump goes to war but I'm beginning to think he won't.
I'm not saying your dog isn't dependable it's jus not for me. I'd rather short memes like TSLA

Based Nips pumping the Nikkei a little

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God damn ditching these USO bags is such a pain. WTI always moons to my sell point after hours, then crashes back down before market open. It's fucking bullshit. This is the third time this week its happened. If current prices hold until tomorrow morning, I'll make a nice profit. More likely I'll get bogged again.

top kek, fantastic, you have a great podcast voice
keep at it

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who sold mu at the top today here?

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>Spent the whole day fixing mom's car
>replaced water pump
>had to remove half the engine
>now it's leaking from the freeze plugs
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.jpeg

Bogs won't lave me alone in the real life

patched the leak with JB Weld and Blue Devil.

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Not the top, gonna hit at least $60 before it traces back to $48-50.

I'ma short it real good tomorrow

cant wait for the Next Comfy Podcast

I have a feeling tommorow will be sideways or red

Why do you say it's going to re-trace user?

I didn't. I just hope some other dumbass analyst doesn't downgrade Micron.

idk man ive been waiting patiently for an entry and totally havent seen one. how did you manage to have bags on it, if you dont mind me asking? this is about as high as its been yet

also, if it keeps mooning AH, its definitely some big guys accumulating oil when the markets closed, then having their minions crash it the fuck back down

>also, if it keeps mooning AH, its definitely some big guys accumulating oil when the markets closed, then having their minions crash it the fuck back down
and i mean this as a good thing

Who is gonna short Hear Tomorrow?

its alreadys gone above 50 and retraced to low 40s a few times the past months

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whats up with semis anyways? is the market just too saturated? did they overestimate future demand for chips in things like phones etc? that industry was fucking unstoppable for quite a while there

Wall street in february: Dont buy the Russell 2000! Small caps are set to underperform the SP!

Fucking based

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I dont know anything about semis
Market seems to over pumped to go long term, I just buy MU when its 47 for a Quickie Trade

>I just buy MU when its 47 for a Quickie Trade
this is the right idea

the only time i ever traded semis was with SOXL
i cant be arsed to look into all these individual companies

Just been in this since I started in Robinhood. Played the ups and downs a couple times. Just a gut feeling. Honestly I feel this is very undervalued because memory demand is growing exponentially, but the market do what the market do.

What price you get in? Saudi faggots are gna keep the pressure to stoke the rumors about aramco

Not looking too correct so far is it?
I love WSJ tho

memory demand is growing exponentially but supply can't even pretend to keep up

I would say semis are still a very safe bet for the future especially when supply kicks up again

when is aramco IPO?
i fucking hate saudi royalty and all of their bullshit. but they can hold onto my fucking money for as long as they want desu

>i cant be arsed to look into all these individual companies
Check the 5 year chart on NVDA
Might even be outpacing SOXL

oh im sure it probably is.
i just mean i know very little about the industry other than its cyclical and very fucking strong. when its like that and i dont know what im looking at anyways, but i still wanna swing, i just go on a leveraged sector ETF

NVDA will beat both AAPL and AMZN to a 1 trillion dollar market cap
>screencap this post

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>better than Ebay
Oyyyy MATE
THATS WHERE I BUY MY DOLLS

If anyone is holding BKS please fucking sell into the bid for the next couple day. tia.

They are a bunch of faggots... hate then as much as greatest ally. I'm reading either later (4th qtr) or early 2019. They're doing financial structuring to make the stock appealing to us plebs lol. So idk maybe bull run for oil when it's close? 100billion or 5 % of they're assets (valuation 2 trillion dollars)

thats because they are both cianiggers

>hate then as much as greatest ally
in a lot of ways they are much worse. especially for the rest of the arab world. i used to work with some yemeni dudes. tell you what, they never had anything pleasant to say about saudis

>100billion or 5 % of they're assets (valuation 2 trillion dollars)
wew
and if oil stays up (which it will because thats the whole reason for this aramco shit in the first place. KSA is fucking broke as a joke) byt the time its out, its probably gonna be juicy

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that face when have to buy more alcohol and weed yet again this week just to feel content

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I'm holding puts on BKS.
Possibly the only short position I have that isn't red.

>cianiggers
God I love Terry Davis and TempleOS.
That guy is my spirit animal.

>mfw i literally just blew the money i wouldve used on this on fucking CSCO calls
it was supposed to be my birthday this week

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I was too hungover to get out of bed and buy SPY calls today. Alcohol abuse caused me to miss out on 100's of dollars in profit. Don't drink kids, just smoke weed.

Anybody know what the hell Terry Davis has been up to lately. Last I knew he was live streaming himself masturbating to completion and had a warrant for his arrest.

tfw you realize smg is just drug users gambling between hits

Harden up faggot, do something productive instead.

>supposed to be my birthday this week
I celebrated my birthday this year by doing one of my favorite things: getting banned

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Dont even smoke weed
It costs me over 300 dollars a month for over 5 years now
GROW YOUR OWN OR NEVER SMOKE, ITS A TRAP BY THE BIG WEED COMPANIES, ITS NOT FUN ANYMORE JUST A MONEY SINK

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Kill yourself I do everything you could possibly think of

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Idk wich I dislike more, if it were my choice oil for u.s. would be a nationalised asset. Owned by taxpayers, like all resources should be but that's a whole other topic. Glassem all lol. She'll be a juicy wet trade and I can't wait. Better start saving shekels. I can only imagine options prices holy shit. She'll be a he'll of a play. I bet once they get a taste they'll release more to public because of they're excessive lifestyle
>bueno.jpeg

that feel when you realize the nikkei poster is a degenerate drug addict

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Baby want milky.gif

Get sober.

>too hungover to get out of bed and buy SPY calls
Ever heard of this app called Robinhood?

>2018
>not trading memes in your underwear from your couch

Im am, its no secret
Im off the heroin at least

>tfw i still get pre dispensary prices cuz its fucking illegal still here

i dont smoke while im trading. i prefer to be on edge

youtu.be/jnd7HrIWyQ8

Things ain't looking too bright

you can quit user. I stopped smoking weed 14 months ago and I've never felt better

and crypto Jow Forums is just delusional schizos handing over their money to fly-by-night Pajeet exit scams

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I have a medical card and it's become quite affordable. I spend maybe $80 a month.
I have RH, I just never buy SPY options without taking a look at the charts and TA first thing in the morning. Instead I opted to watch 4 hours of AVGN youtube videos like a cuck. Oh well, at least my laziness didn't cause me to lose money, just potential profits.

Are $SPY finally going break out ?
Me vote: No! Muwahaha

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thx m8

>tfw your workplace doesn't even drug test, your coworkers smoke, and you're still suber af

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i've only taken half a xannax bar and drank 6 coors lights since market closed.. realized after about 4 beers that it's coke that i need today.

>Don't drink kids, just smoke weed.
i think you gotta do both desu.. looks like my weed supply is going to be shit this year, my fucking plants are doing horrible

I would like to but I really cant, Ive tried for years

G-go fuck yourself you piece of shit Bog spy

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Come on! Where's the little bepis? I can't get off to this!

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She looks like a crazy methhead, musky can do better than that. Definitely what I imagine TSLA shareholders to look like.

>no matter how much you have it’s all just numbers on a screen

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I honestly don't think he can do better. I think he's secretly a fakecel with low selfesteem paranoid about women using him for his money.

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>Im off the heroin at least
this is really the only important thing.
i mean ive seen plenty a career junky just jump on the hard drinking shit, but imo if you can keep it to some drinks and weed, thats not bad. i was never a fan of the just "jump the fuck out of everything at once" method. i kept drinking for a couple years after i stopped that shit, until one day i realized how much i fucking hate it.

booze just makes me feel angry and sick to my stomach (but then the only way i ever drank was on an empty stomach to catch a buzz). imo that was a walk in the park to lay off compared to dope/pills. but then, i used to do a lot of those, and was never the biggest drinker

Opened a 25x leveraged position on BTC because I'm a degenerate.

I hope HMNY and ALT saves me.

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