Happy Jewish new year, goyim!
Happy Jewish new year, goyim!
Levi Fisher
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Nolan Long
wut year?
Colton Clark
Bend over
Hudson Edwards
5779
Aaron Davis
>5779
Charles Thompson
whats the reference point? the destruction of the temple?
Connor Powell
No. We literally just believe the world was created 5779 years ago.
Joshua Watson
Camden Hernandez
Goyim can't decrypt this
Juan Flores
Wat
Lincoln Martin
התשע"ט
ה-5000
ת-400
ש-300
ע-70
ט-9
Going by giving letters a value of
א -> 1 ב-> 2 ג-> 3 ד-> 4 ה - > 5 ו-> 6 ז - >7 ח->8 ט -> 9 י ->10 כ -> 20 ל -> 30 מ -> 40 נ -> 50 ס -> 60 ע - > 70 פ-> 80 צ-> 90 ק->100 ר->200 ש->300 ת->400
I'm not sure what's the source of the number honestly...
We say תשע"ט
Without the 5000 counting
Carson Cooper
top banter :^)
Jose Hill
What should a good goy eat to celebrate it?
Julian Moore
Apple dipped in honey.
Pomegranate.
Sebastian Thompson
Apples with honey, so your year will be sweet
Pomgrenates, so you will have as many blessings as its seeds
Fish head, because the holiday is called ''the year's head'', which is why the trasitional greeting is ''may we be a head and not a tail''
Sebastian Perez
>tfw no edgy jewish gf
Jacob Gutierrez
Wtf I love Jeebus now
Gabriel Nelson
youtu.be
A children's new years song
Caleb Rogers
Post /comfy/ WhatsApp pictures your family sends you
Nolan Campbell
Every poster in this thread will have an amazing year.
Gavin Sanchez
You know what's written there right?
"Requests for forgiveness
Won't help"
Y-You too
Hunter Adams
כן חביבי, אצלנו קוראים לזה "בדיחה"
Josiah Bailey
Forgot pic
Chase Thompson
זה בדיחות יהודיות ברמה נחותה, בדיחות שואה עדיפות על זה.
אני אוכל גפילטע פיש לפני שאצחק מ"בדיחה" כזאת.
>גמליאל
Hunter Rodriguez
instagram.com
Link to pic^
Tyler Evans
Isaac Adams
>הוא לא תימני
חחחח אחי מה אתה עושה?
Owen Fisher
Happy new year Jew.
You have 221 years left for your messiah (antichrist) to come- then he will get BTFO by the real Messiah Jesus Christ
Christopher Ross
>הוא לא ראה צ'יבורשקה
Charles Hernandez
Ketivah vachatimah tovah, friends.
Jeremiah Hernandez
Is it true that british Jews say stuff like "have a good yomtov" on holidays?