/brit/

no you're not you coward

why is anime being posted here and why am I not seeing penguins
has the collective will of /brit/ been whittled down over the years?

Based principled Corbyn

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nice job team

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feeling a bit niggardly today

Ran over another glow-in-the-dark janny nigger lads
Score one for the good guys

*tries to pull myself together*

*pulls myself apart*

lad would get it so hard ngl

the yearly routine

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Mental health is a taboo subject. Society needs to talk about it more.

Just got back from my massage
Got my bum cheeks rubbed by a cute gril

youtube.com/watch?v=i4I7H7jRwfY

go on then

would absolutely kill for a proper massage right now

whoa mama
thinking about it now
i believe ive never been in a 1-on-1 social encounter or even conversation with a girl. never been alone with one, its always been in a group
definitely never did at university, obviously havent since leaving uni, and i didnt at school either

yesto the best of my knowledge im being completely honest when i say ive never once been alone with a girl

have you sexed any taiwanese girls yet?

youtube.com/watch?v=TGHW9sFtK4o

big CHOON

Oh yeah, really rare to hear someone going on about it

any piss in sink man in

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keep going to toil

being perfectly honest it's too late at this point if you expect to engage in a normal romantic relationship at any point in your life

so yeah about that mental health huh lads pretty mental if you ask me

2 fatties
I regret it

more of a piss drawer man

s****** a n*****

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ulfrick’s murder of the high king was unlawful and i will not support him

I'll open up the discussion.

Females cannot be depressed, it's simply impossible. Discuss.

while brushing my teeth yes
I blast away the dried toothpaste with piss

ulfric stormcloak is not my president

based and chinkpilled

20% of suicides are women, this is terrible! We need more mental health resources for women

ulfric is a lot like trump if you think about it

They can, they just get depressed about small things because their lives are so easy they have no concept of true suffering.

if i dwell on these things its usually about having no gf, but it just struck me today that ive never even talked to a girl alone/1-on-1/outside of a group scenario etc

zoo wee mama

ulfric is not like trump because ulfric is not based

are you a virgin?

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haha i do this and accidentally spat the toothpaste on my cock yesterday

What about barren ones
Not ones who are too old to have kids, but ones who can't have them for reasons they had no control over

>he or she
just say THEY for fuck sakes
"he or she" is so cack-handedly asinine

this is caused by systemic sexism. women can't even kill themselves in our society without male approval

Friend's twink flatmate has been flirting with me every time I visit them, yesterday he sat in my lap 'for a laugh'.

Considering taking up buggery tbqh.

>hehe stupid girls using harry potter metaphors for politics!
>obviously skyrim is more mature and suitable!
uhhhhhh okay???

>texting back and forth with a girl all day
>suddenly she stops texting
>assume she just ran out of credit or something
>been a week

Does she want me to double text her or do I just leave it?

weirdly no, have had sex once
but
it was unironically in a mmf threesome haha

>I use 'they/them' pronoun
Ohhh boy

ulfric is based.

same lol
completely fucked it

They refers to plural you sickening /leftypol/ gremlin.

hmmmmmmm

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Buggery should be punishable by hanging

just realised dumbledore is general tulius

nice job posting a deleted pic mate

alright what the fuck
amtrak is both more expensive and takes longer than a greyhound bus
I know its full of smelly niggers but so was the last amtrak I was on

>404
what was it?

I find the concept of talking to girls unfathomable

she was just playing with you while waiting for chad to text "hey slut u dtf?"

That's a recipe for a fucking disaster.

sitting in the corner and wanking doesn't count

jarl barlgruuf is like vince cable

dumbledore was a transgender person-of-colour dragonkin

there is literally NOTHING in the books which says otherwise and JK Rowling herself has confirmed it

Dorothy, fetch me a coffee, dear. I've got some virgin runts to verbally annihilate. Yeah, I know. It's going to be a long day.

>skyrim came out 7 years ago
the fuck

Amtrak is way comfier though. Greyhound buses and stations are full of absolute freaks.

Got the train from Chicago to Kansas City, and Detroit to Chicago and I enjoyed it.

thoroughly enjoyed Saul Tigh
before the meme cylon shit

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scromit

grand canyon railroad is the only comfy train ride in america

had wank #2 earlier and now have an incessant itch on the rim of my bell

james bond was a brown transsexual
doesnt say anything against that in the books does it rorke? haha it's fiction it can be whatever i say

would not mind a Bacon Double Cheeseburger XL® from Burger King™ right now

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singular_they
nothing lefty about it
it's simply just effective grammar, and you're mongs for not using it instead of "he or she"

Hate Non-whites, LGBTQSWXYZ+, and /leftypol/
Not bigoted, just don't like em. Simple as

Nigel Farage is quite similar to Astrid

Not him but I used 4chanX so it showed me a mirror

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The NYC to Montreal route along Lake Champlain is absolutely beautiful
rode it right after Christmas once

yeah, got into the habit at uni and now I can't stop
it's just so fucking convenient

who is the obama of skyrim

>lad

playing as a nord woman in skyrim. thoughts?

a poo

how many sex mods do you have on

real life isn't enough, they've got to ruin fiction as well. hyperreality is part of the SJW plan to destroy civilisation.

become a vampire mistress and enslave all the jarls hehe that would be funny

never played skyrim
never seen lord of the rings
never read harry potter

paarthurnax

bet you grimaced as you usually do in front of mirrors

literally just watched the breaking bad episode where he does that

Sicily show yourself lad
I know you're here