Why do Europeans and Latin Americans love sissyball?

This, that is why America is and will always be the most powerful country in the world

I grew up in a little town south of the Kentucky border... things were simple. You tended the farm, raised the herd... and if anyone gave you shit? Son, you beat the fucker down. You were a man. And under that hot alabama sun you learned the values of christ, america, and manhood- the missisipi trio as my pop called it... may god bless his soul...

And a man like me? Well when we weren’t out hunting or at the bar? We watched sport. None of that pussy european shit- real sport, arizona sport. I’d get back home... hang up my duster, cold beer, my girl cooking some fineeee BBQ... and id watch muscular, toned black men.

Sometimes they’d collide into each other, sometimes bounce a ball... but they were always fine specimens. I’d watch those darkies sweat and toil for hours... and I’ll admit my loins stirred more than once... called it the texas rise, heh... and when I watched those guys play, my mind... wandered. I imagined them taking my girl... like animals- hoo boy did that get me goin! I remember, in the 12th ad break of the NFL playoffs powered by mcdonalds I’m loving it, right after the arbys presents: the danger kick! I noticed my missus watching those stallions on screen... stroking that pussy of hers.

And I tell you what... without a word I drove her down the city, philidelphia- my home- and she made love to every nigger in sight. I milked my johnson more than ever that night. So when you pussy europeans and latin americans talk about sport.... remember what REAL men play

>called it the texas rise, heh

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Doesn't soccer have a ton of niggers too?

Sure, but soccer niggers aren't obese.

sissy balls...

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>rugby with sissy protectors

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nah its just the americans who are cringy, google european ultras , especially greek ones are crazy

lolno
We call it povertyball. Sissy ball is just sugar coating.

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All American sports are just an excuse for Americans to 1. eat fast food and 2. ogle black men in tight clothes

What the fuck is soccer then???

Soccer = gay.
American football = tries to be so masculine and heterosexual that it must be gay

HORTO MAGIKO

Based American kids.

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Soccer teams are like 100% black except for asian teams

this is why america needs more mexican immigrants

not even close

I can only think of France being predominantly Black (besides the African teams). There are others that have a lot of Blacks, like England and France, but they’re not the majority of the team. Most other teams don’t have Blacks.

*England and Belgium

Sorry and eastern europe

take another look at Western yuropoor team

la creatura
based, let all sports be ebolshied and used as a punishment for criminalsyepfuck you subhuman, they'll be playing with decapitated heads

It's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming
Sissyball's coming home

More and more, but only since 2018 they really start to become dominant

Sissyball vs kneelegg

>American sports

They don't have any, they mostly just play Canadian sports

topkek

Not really the only ones with a lot of black people are france and the uk

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For the same reason americans like baseball and handegg

And Belgium + Negerlands

10 is turk :^)
9 and 5 meds

Americans would rather watch boreball instead.

>americans lose a game: Hurr fuck this semen slurping sport
>americans win a game: USA USA USA SUCK IT YUROPOORS AND SPICS LMAO

It's always one of another.

Kek

Everyone loves football because the concept itself is very simple which allows anyone to play it anywhere in the world. Football is the ideal sport, a simple concept with simple rules means everyone can understand what is going on and who has talent with just rudimentary knowledge of the sport.

American football on the other hand is a point based sport system that is mostly played between two tacticians trying to use their pawns as best they can, meaning you end up having professionals who knows nothing about kicking, catching or throwing a ball, but because he can run and has weight he has a place in the system.

I've lived in 7 different major US cities throughout my life and have visited 48 states at one point or another on business. I meet thousands of different people a year and usually break the ice with small talk about sports. Out of all the people I've met in this country over the years, literally one individual gave two shits about soccer in any capacity. He claimed to be an Arsenal fan. I don't know who these American proxies are that are trying to shill the sport on this board, but it's egregiously disingenuous. If these posters are for real, at the very least, they are non-existent in the business sector (i.e. people who actually have and spend money).

The fact is, soccer has and will always remain an activity for children in this country, a reason for mothers to get out of the house and gossip with each other while the kids play a non-contact game chasing a ball around. Youth soccer season runs almost year round, so it has that advantage over other youth sports. Once kids are old enough, though, they almost without exception drop it to focus more intently on our adult sports. This post isn't meant to trigger soccer fans into replying to it, whether you're really from America, or some international fan reading this. It's just the way it is here. The more you know.

You just don't understand or appropriate American sports.

Stop sucking American semen I guess

Baseball is great but it's not really a sport, it's passion. Unlike sports the fun doesn't come as much from the athletic prowess, it comes from the anticipation, the endless possibilities, and playing the odds.
Baseball is one of the most boring sports in the world unless you take the time to get passionate about it.

>American sports

Like what? You have no sports except I think frisbee-golf whatever the fuck that is.

>Stop sucking American semen I guess
Leaving aside that this comes off like a butthurt humorless comeback, it doesn't even make sense considering the content of his post.

Why DO French tanks have a rear view mirror?

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So you can angle them to see down the shirts of female soldiers in the passenger seat.

The NFL is unironically popular in some parts of Mexico. Immigrants play handegg now.

No, it's not. People only tune in to watch the bowl and nothing else.

It can be entertaining and have some good dynamics, unlike a match of American rugby with helmets.

Who gives a shit about a few inbred rednecks in the deep south. Go back to fucking your sisters. Cunts

There is nothing interesting whatsoever about watching a bunch of guys kick/throw/bounce/whatever a ball up and down a field or court. Anyone who disagrees is a certified brainlet.

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No joke, people who played soccer were bullied as fags when I was a kid.

>all these triggered euroshits
mutts are alright sometimes

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>3 minutes of formation
>HUT
>whole 15 seconds of action
>formation again
>and now a commercial break

Why americans are so weak at banter?

Yep, that sure is an example of one the many forms of
>a bunch of guys kick/throw/bounce/whatever a ball up and down a field or court

Based rednecks
Always hated that subhuman sport and all the local bydło was obsessed with it

High quality pasta

Americans don't like it because they're mutts and degenerate descendants of European criminals, religious fanatics and outcasts. KYS, nation of monkeys. Nuclear holocaust will cleanse the Earth of you soon, as well as of all your supporters. Sieg Heil!

t. a typical football fan from SPb.

Football and basketball are nothing more than uneducated, lazy Africans desperately trying to bid access to universities via sports scholarships rather than putting in the hard work like everyone else. By supporting those two sports, you're actively encouraging their schemes.

Baseball, now that's an all American classic desu

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based

based and red-pilled

Baseball likely isn't American. It's either British or Canadian (as are lacrosse, football, soccer [uk], ice hockey, and basketball).

we wuz anglos

When half of your population don't have inner voice it is understandable this is the case tBh

Soccer was the Brits, possibly baseball, the rest was Canada.

Why do burgers love CTE and painkiller addiction ball?

Of course americants dont like soccer. In football you dont have to move at all, you can almost sit on your ass instead of running everywhere. And with football you slap on so much padding you might as well be wearing armor, and with soccer you barely have any protection. Not to mention you need skill to handle the ball and shoot, but with football you just need to walk across a line.

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reminder football is the KARA BOGA sport

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>Finland

I really do love them

If we had more Mexican immigrants we'd be even worse at soccer

>and with soccer you barely have any protection
but the players seem to get dropped by a gust of wind

Frisbee golf is fun tho lad

Doesn't matter, you're ugly and fat

Good for lazy fatties like you

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>hurr durr you're fat
Can almost guarantee I'm in better shape than you bud. Frisbee golf is great on a nice summer day. Grab a few friends. Takes 30-45 minutes. Free. Maybe have a beer.

Seething

Based Russian friend.

Never fails to make me laugh

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Based

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shocked basketball isnt bigger in north korea

nobody gives a shit about what flyover hicks think
football is based, handegg is cringe

Buncha fucking yuro SISSIES I tell you. Look at these guys, this Nerman, what a little girl. Now look at Tyrone Jamal Jackson III playing for the Cucksville Tigers here, what a unit. This guy probably has a dick like a horse. I bet he could fuck my wife all night long. Man that would be a sight to see. Just watch him going at it ...

>texas rise pasta
i love /spint/ posting

>implying our football players don't get bankrupt in less than 5 years

ah shit it's week 1 isn't it. fuck I forgot

Did you ever research about the fans of sissyball? You are all pussies

perfect

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Go back to whatever Third World country you or your parents came from, Juan.

>South of Kentucky border is...Alabama
>real sport, arizona sport
>hang up my duster

Needs work. It's obvious a non-American wrote this.