Your '''empire''' was just niggers and abbos with sticks lmao, not a real achievement

>your '''empire''' was just niggers and abbos with sticks lmao, not a real achievement
>you should have spent hundreds and hundreds of years larping as Romans, fighting with your European neighbours, and playing tactical marriage games over border inheritances of land the size of football pitches, now THAT's what I call a real achievement!

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My ancestors were peasants so idc. Ended up inbred anyway because I'm from a middle of nowhere "village" (more a road)

don't bother using logic with c*ntinentals, they have little pea brains

Well, it’s objectively not very impressive that Britain was able to conquer native peoples who were still using spears. Her geography was britain’s tactical advantage because she didn’t have to worry about continental europe’s problems, and yet Britain still played her perfidious games in Europe. Example: queen victoria making every royal in Europe marry her children.

Imagine if germans had the British Isles...

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>logistics nah never heard of it

Shut the fuck up

>American education

how is that perfidious

bump

to be fair to the UK they managed to conquer Ireland, something the romans couldnt do

Honestly I don't care, Brits should just stop acting like their country was ever a military powerhouse. It wasn't, it always was a second-tier military power that needed allies to fight on the mainland. The only two countries that were ever able to fight all of Europe on their own were Germany and France, yet Brits seem to look down on them because of the size of their former empire.

based

>The UK
England*. Ireland was conquered by England.

UK should've allied with Germany in WW1 desu

Shouldn't have broken the Treaty of London, Hans.

seething, go play trafalgar in your bathtub again or smt

They were utterly jealous at how barbaric and stupid they were fightinf over a patch of land the size of a walmart when anglos were busy building.laws, institutions, governance, political development, sciencw, steam engine, industry and science stuck in barbarity.

did you really expect us to remember all this?

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>1839

just a scrap of paper really

Well Britain could fight Europe by itself, but it did it navally.

that's like complaining about Switzerland not having a navy you retard

Does Switzerland ever boast about being a naval powerhouse?

When england was developing science, institutions, mathematics, spain was busy killing people for the popes power.

>The only two countries that were ever able to fight all of Europe on their own were Germany and France
Really impressive strategy indeed. Why, Napoleon (the #1 champion of European '''warfare''') even managed to keep his empire together for over 5 years! But eventually our cringe compilation got too big and the Royal Navy had to stop enabling his neo-Alexander sandbox larp fantasy

You should have just let us pass through your non-country, Pierre/Jan/Ahmed

Didn’t say anything bad about England cleetus

What about Nazi Germany, did the Royal Navy also defeat it on its own?

Played a key role

no..

FACT: If Napoleon had his way we'd be colonizing the stars by now. The continental system will rise again!

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>Though Salisbury was unsurprised by the German attitude, Chamberlain was disappointed, and spoke publicly of Britain's diplomatic predicament at Birmingham on 13 May, saying that "We have had no allies. I am afraid we have had no friends ... We stand alone."[48]

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