/cum/ & friends

going to the store for some eggs and snacks

find a woman into ur hobbies

Buy me an egg please

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t. bot

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weed is laced with mind control substances
ever wondered why it's suddenly being legalized everywhere?
they found the perfect way to trick retards into becoming complete mindslaves

>they found the perfect way to trick retards into becoming complete mindslaves
But anime has been a thing for years

whoa.......

Will force my Hafu-daughter to learn classical guitar.

I'm getting around 1 match every 2 days on tinder, but it's not enough because bitches always mysteriously stop replying to me.
I don't know what I'm saying that scares them away :(

POO CUM IN ASS

post some convos

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youtube.com/watch?v=Tr82XfY_X-8

>hello! you are very very good guitar player. amazing. and beautiful girl. i'm in love with you :) thank you for your talent

what state of mind do you need to be in to consciously type out a comment like this and send it off

better question would be, what kind of person leaves comments on a youtube video

why are we addicted to pussy

patriots won

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nice
enjoyed the ad breaks?

You need to skip talking to them on tinder and get them to a place. All of the charisma in the world falls apart on tinder.

Shedding pubes

Jannies iffy, uh, user got the stiffy, uh
Got piccies, uh, thread it holds 250, uh

BAAASSSEEEEEEEED GAAAANGG

Pop these Jannies like a wheelie nigga, They all silly niggas
In the hood with my user niggas, and that Hiro nigga
They run up and they banning niggas, we just dabbing nigga
No GF, they all losers nigga, fuck that boomer nigga

In the thread, memes in my post, Waifu on the phone
She wanna fuck but keep her clothes on, I only want the jaw
Man that's really all I use her for, I kick her out the door
I don't want her, you can keep the whore, she fiendin' for some more
On /sp/ my niggas Milly Rock, my niggas shitpost bop

Blow a case a jannie throwing shots, I run 'em off they block
Quarter milli in the stash box, I grinded for my spot
Jannies talking 'bout that cash but my bag worth a lot
I don't fuck with no good posts, only shitposts
Put my dick in jannies asshole, I pass him to my bro
Mods they all sad hoes, they all bad hoes
I'ma fuck them I dash home, to the cash hoe

I'm on some cuck a janny shit, take a jannies bitch
Do the dash in the whip, count the cash in the whip
I pull up with a stick, I let that shit hit
Shut up, cus I fucked that jannies bitch

Jannies iffy, uh, user got the stiffy, uh
Got piccies, thread it holds 250, uh

Move milli', all my anons on fifty, uh
Talk down, pew pew pew, you silly, uh
Hit a stain, fifty bands, all hunnids
Spinning through ya block like a pop shove-it
Banning me Change IP, jannies suck it
I ain't wanna take his life but nigga, fuck it

I'm on some rob a Jannie shit, take a Jannies bitch
Do the dash in the whip, count the cash in the whip
I pull up with a stick, I let that shit hit
Shout out, but I fucked that Jannies bitch
I'm on some rob a Jannies shit, take a Jannies bitch
Do the dash in the whip, count the cash in the whip
I pull up with a stick, I let that shit hit
Shut up, cus I fucked that Jannies bitch

BAAASSSEEEEEEEED GAAAANGG

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Judge away, I am aware of my mistake here but it's the best example I have. This was after by far the best convo I've had on the app. She was exactly my type too.

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And she never responded keep inmind

rekt

jesus it's starting
what the fuck do i do

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>And she never responded keep inmind

duh

B
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Wash your hair ew

Shave it off become a monk take martial arts become roe logan

Doesn't everyone have this problem to some extent? Not everyone buzzes it off. I'm only 21 ;_;

Frick the poleece

SHAVE THAT SHIT

just get volumizing shampoo

why am i attracted to little girls?

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This NPC meme may be funny to some but I find it horrifying. Are normalfags even conscious? Not that this never ending torrent of thoughts have ever helped me with anything.

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>Let's go to the X at Y time.
Try that. Then don't talk to her about anything else.

Why isn't everyone? They are so small, feminine, clean, tight, innocent, fun, everything the average western roastie is not.

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>what the fuck do i do
Stop being white lmao

my spirit animal btw

shut up npc give me my quest

>NPC meme
The one from /v/?

JUST

Where'd you get this picture of me

If BLAKK don't CRAKK why SERENA WILLIAMS look like an ANCIENT MONKEY?

>No Megumin gf

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Because lolis are based and redpilled and so are you

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Saw a Jewish girl with literally the biggest ass I've ever seen. She wasn't even fat just a bit curvy but oh my god her ass thighs and hips were so big and fluffy, with the perfect amount of cellulite.
I want her to smother me with her huge ass cheeks
She had a pretty face too

THREE MISSED FGS IN OVERTIME ALONE IN THE BROWNS VS STEELERS GAME

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Wash your hair everyday

no

They fucking tied lol

Stop being so passive bro

don't know when the best moment to announce my departure from work would be
this month? would give them enough time to try and make something work for the time once i'm gone
might fuck me over tho because the boss is a bitch (not so much my senior who i would tell it to)
basically I wouldn't have to tell them until a month before i go but that would completely screw over my office and i don't want to do that to them

it's tough!

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real yank hours innit

not quite...not quite...
but i heard the "dane" is having VPN issues so we haven't seen him too often lately

Don't know what to eat

I am a very passive person I can't help it. I don't know how to be less passive

eat a dick

boipucci

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Homosexuality

Nothing wrong with it

fantastic reaction gif

think i've completed more captchas in the last week than my entire life combined. SHEESH

watched footy alone today ama

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Time gets us all uglied up sooner or later

>tfw always ugly

>At the bar the other night
>3/10 woman who is ~10 years older than me
>Complaining loudly men don't like her
>She kept looking at me after she'd say shit like that
>I'm like the only guy near
>Still was somewhat tempted to hit on her

Not sure if I should have or not

>tfw slightly attractive with no social skills

>tfw literal 4/10 with no social skills
At least you're slightly attractive..

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Being a woman in the internet age is so fucking easy. Just wear skimpy clothes and play some fotm game and you'll be swimming in donations.

Damn it all. Why the hell was I cursed with a y chromosome AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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cringey as fuck

leave that alone, bud.

Where the FUCK do I get change for the laundry machines? Who even uses cash anymore?

imagine going 0-16 last season and then tieing the first game of this season

how do you even feel at that point

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feel like my dumbass team was 1 kick away from a win

how does a professional whose only job it is to kick football not know how to kick straight

to be fair the only reason they had the chance to win there is because the other team missed a field goal first

go to the bank and ask for rolls of quarters or whatever

Didn't know they still do that.

Most places have change machines, although having to have cash was a huge reason I said fuck it and got a set for my house. I actually somewhat miss the social aspect of going to the laundrymat though.

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This is just the laundry room in the basement of an apartment building. Only two dryers and two washers and no change machine.
Literally the first time I will have to use physical currency to pay for something in five years.

zoomers.. smdh..

ayyy lmao

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Poop in my mouth! Cream in your cum!

have you ever met an incel irl?

oh, wait..
i forgot where i was
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

*enters thread*
*youtube.com/watch?v=-ypcjgNU1z0 starts playing*

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