/dixie/ -- Southern US & Friends

you wake up in Nashville, Tennessee edition

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Heathens!

*starts singing Christian "Rock"*

Man I cant wait to get totally ass blasted.

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Memphis pls go

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>hurricane season lasts for another two months

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Where in the range do you live, lad

I live in the NW part of S.C.

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based Newberry
I work in the Lowcountry so I might get out of work for the hurricane :^)

Ninety Six for me. I work at a factory. Have to work 18 days straight. Hopefully it rains this weekend so I don't have to weed eat an entire parkinglot lol.

>Have to work 18 days straight
unbased
I may have to start doing that too if I get more serious about the maritime industry tho.
get extra flags

BIG BROWN BAT

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QT BIG EARED BAT

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andy griffith is such wholesome southern kino

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>That theme song

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hey

*whistles eternally*

Hey bud!

hey var, how've you been bud

been a while

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V A R

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im fine i guess
what's new here ? dont remember the last time i went

> ?
based .

i love you

who is it

me

nothing is new except more shitty memes

another frenchposter comes by now too

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didnt ask

Don't be mean to him he's very intoxicated

u did ask tho

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herault right ?

no mercy for the weak

yes you did you piece of amphibian shit

cursed screenshots

say that again to my face

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yes you did you piece of amphibian shit.

Are the French common in /cum/?

>Are the French common in /cum/?

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>Are the French common in /cum/?

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youtube.com/watch?v=rY-FJvRqK0E

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I don't commonly cum either

why is this always in my yt recommendations it suck dick

probs bcus u liek 2 suck diccLOL

I have no idea what you're talking about. Why is this general such a shithole?

>I have no idea what you're talking about. Why is this general such a shithole?

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>[Deleted] Anonymous 09/09/18(Sun)19:13:01 No.94725075
>dont know but cum is common here
>
>its cummon
excuse me why was this deleted?

>"Good morning, neighbor! It's time for a nother productive day!"

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absolutely based

it was retarded and im tired

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netanya

you must really hate the fact you can only delete 3 posts every 30 minutes

Ils sont ces idiots incapables de marcher et de mâcher de la gomme en même temps. Je me demande comment vous la tolérez

why isn't the other Frenchie here
I want them to finally meet

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parle mieux le français couillon

if youre talking about hérault weve already talked before

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acadien ? ou un vil anglo ?

> ?
based . as . fuck .

Je suis Acadien

Speak english you cocksuckers

Français ? ou un sale musulman ?

Muslim on sale?

cajuns and creoles are /dixie/ and they speak French.

are you saying this ironically so i change?

100% pur sang gaulois

Yes, very low prices and if you're a rewards club member they are buy one get one free through the month of September.

refound this while browsing my meme folder

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found*
how do you say when you find something that you forgot

yes

"found" already implies you forgot it was there
god i love when foreigners make mistakes like that in english it's so cute

Rediscovered

dont call me cute faggot

the best part is i could tell you that you structured your post wrong/awkwardly and you'd believe me

yee
we're all cursed here senpai
i've missed this
turkbud has fucked dreams lmao

Just heard about this good news. Hope it fucks up Virginia. Love a good storm

>turkbud
it was melilla

recently i read about some burger cop shooting someone minding his business in his own house thinking it was his and that the dude was a burglar
do you guys get nervous at how retarded your cops are or do you feel safe

yeah i get nervous but mainly because they ride around on golf carts on campus and don't even fucking care if you're in front of them they won't slow down or change their path YOU have to get out of the way
i seriously fucking hate the golf carts on campus

i also learned that you have cops in public schools lmao this is unreal

no it wasn't

i posted in that thread lmao

yeah they're called resource officers, they get paid to sit around and do nothing

Melilla telling about turkbuds dream

imma find that captcha dude and beat the shit out of this cunt

captcha isn't bad at all, the guy that made it had no idea that recaptcha would become a thing

reminder that there are people out there doing the scripted recaptcha instead of the noscript recaptcha
i dont know how it's possible, it takes me AT LEAST 10 tries every time

Cane's coming fellas

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>scripted recaptcha instead of the noscript recaptch
whats the difference

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instead of clicking on disappearing items (script) you get this (noscript)

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are you Vance?

No, I go to college right above Charlotte, I'm in Mecklenburg county.

J-je peut parler francais aussi.

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it was turkbud
yeah schools are drugdealing hotspots
nah hes another NCposter

where have you been var

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it just switches between the two randomly for me
how do you get only this?

>peut
mmh sorry sweatie 0/20

in the var

j-je peux parle.

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sperm counts in the U.S., Europe, Australia, and New Zealand have fallen by more than 50 percent over the past four decades

>how do you get only this?
4chanX
force noscript captcha
reload the page

why haven't you been posting

>people no longer work manual labor jobs
>testosterone counts have fallen
>sperm counts fell with it
we should outlaw technology to raise sperm counts

Outlaw Yankees

god bless

god bless

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SECOND PLACE

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feel like I have a hangover even though I haven't gotten drunk in a year
might be dehydrated

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