If you were given direct control over your nations military and could decide which nation to annex/or go to war with...

If you were given direct control over your nations military and could decide which nation to annex/or go to war with, which would it be?

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I will kick Abu Dhabi out of the union

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How would that go over in the region?

Annex Canada and annihilate Mexico

Annex Iceland, kill all the men and have a harem to myself

nuke Voronezh and annex Slovakia

Invade Zimbabwe and re-establish Rhodesia

>Voronezh
Why Voronezh, would have expected Grozny

Nuclear first strike against China.

You can thank me later.

Purge it
Make it efficient and decent
Coup and take over

Sweden off course. Half of the country would support it.

Mooroco , good virgin beach and never ending summer and Fuck moorocans

It's kinda meme, if war with NATO will occure we will bomb Voronezh beacause all our politicans relatives,mansions and money abroad in EU countries

cut the nets of all of Europe's trawlers and make the continent starve

ahhh..

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baserad og raudpilli

Bomb Israel

clean up internally, annex Austria, then invade Poland out of habit

>never ending summer
That sounds like a fucking nightmare.

Use stealth planes to bomb Germany and don't tell them it was us

probably against our gypsies, but even they are better equipped

cleanse my nation from Shia Muslims

Wow rude

Attack and subjugate Sweden, then entering a military alliance with Estonia, Mongolia and arming several separatist movements and groups within Russia, and completely fuck up the Russians. Then demand Finnmark from Norway, then establish Greater Finland

Cleanse my nation from P*ruvians

seeing this I'd then go on to bomb Rotterdam once more

invade usa and kill all the mutts

Annex Venezuela and Bolivia. Steal their oil/gas, genocide native population.

Why do Sunnis and Shiites hate each other so much still today?

I don't know but as long as it will get the rest of the country out of Yemen that would be great

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Lol the OP didn't indicate that you would win any war you got into. Only that you decide the target.

It's a geopolitical conflict I think. Shia groups commit terror in Sunni countries and vice versa making both groups hate each other.
Just like how the Spanish inquisition made protestants hate Catholics.

their leaders are hostile towards each other due to geostrategic conflict of interest and the populace are dumb subhumans so they follow them

As if the US army stands a chance against the Netherlands' finest
We even have F-35 soon.

Sunnis had no problem with Shiites before the downfall but right after Saddam was taken down the Shiites started showing us that they still hold a grudge against us for killing someone 1400 years ago

Invade *celand
Cod wars never forget

sell Silesia for nukes to the highest bidder and then nuke those coalniggers back to hell, so they could finally join Adolf

>Being this autistic

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what's so bad about them?

I would nuke Israel, declare martial law and start rounding people up

I wish I was autistic and what I said was false
all they talk about is how they're going to cleanse the the place of those who were responsible for killing Al-Hussain

wannabe Germans indirectly responsible for polluting the air

Going to war is passe. I would just get an ungodly amount of nukes and let everyone know about them.

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woke as f*ck

civil war

What about France and the scallop wars?

cod > scallops

who against who?

Invade Australia NZ Canada South Africa and make them all ethno states and kill out all the poopskins here.

I would annex Tasmania.

Ugh...
What could have been...

>Falling for propaganda this easily

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This but unironically

So would you kick yourself out of all of those counties too, you fat gay mexinigger?

>annex
Chile
>attack
America

Take back our suburbs.

Cute arab

> mutt trying to act white itt

Any country where there are Jews

Invade morocco with 20 million savage low class people with free reign to plunder and do whatever, establish cities, land grants, and free land and titles.

I live in one of the coolest areas of the US m8.

US, then Russia, then China.

Swift, covert, concise little attacks - minimal damage, minimal casualties. Disable and usurp military and political command. China would have to be last, and seem like a last minute idea what with all the Chinese in Canada - have to have all the guns pointed in that direction to make strike three go as planned.

All in all, it would probably take fifty years or more to actually take power in any one place, and our military and political leaders don't know what they're doing in peacetime, so I can't imagine just how hard they'd botch something like this... but nobody would see it coming.

what an easy question

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Do people actually enjoy living in hot climates? I can't fucking stand Australia for a good 5 months of the year. Being hot and sweaty all day and most of the night is just awful. I don't care if you are so black your skin is a deep purple sheen, that can't be a pleasant environment.

Finnish government.

We'd have to be completely off the radar, or yeah, we're totally fucked. We couldn't even rely on our equipment in an actual war these days, nevermind numbers. Almost all we have is training... if we get caught, we're one of the other guys - Russians if we're caught in the US. You guys if we're caught in Russia... and ... Chinese if caught in China?

Is Tasmania a good place to live? It looks to have an awesome cool climate.

It's fucking gorgeous. I would love to retire there if I don't end up living abroad someday.

Finland-Estonia-Mongolia alliance has always been my dream.
Why is Tasmania so empty if it´s the only place with a tolerable climate.

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Invade the south and do reconstruction the right way.

sw*den