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Wakey wakey edition

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post morning wood

Posting lewds for a 43 y/o chubby turk

that was a joke. i'm a fit 20 year old German
now please show me your body

I thought it was funny when I read it last night. That said go be a sexpest on someone else

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i'n waiting for my bf from Gold Coast to come back here again

That's the most autistic/depressing thing I';ve ever heard

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wow rude

I'm afraid that if I show you kindness you'll fixate on me and believe I am your bf though

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Good morning gang.

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Morning man. How's life?

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don't worry, I know you're still uncomfortable with your homosexuality

Something like that

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where do you live?

Australia

what city

Alright, can't complain.
Hows things in your neck of the woods?

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Sore and idk why. Kinda limbo because I need to clean the house but that's like 30 minutes work and I've nothing planned until 1. just feel a bit battered

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Wagga Wagga?

Why do you want to know?

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>1 AM
>kot starts meowing

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i'm not sure where in Australia I should move
I'm asexual btw

Travel around. Its a big country man. See where you fit in

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because it's so big it's all very expensive to travel
I wanted to go to Sydney but it's so expensive, now I'm thinking Adelaide

>turn on lights
>cat goes sleeping (day) mode

Eh not much going on down that way. I mean are you able to get work easily? The go might be to make a base and earn some cash then travel around and see what fits. Other than that picking fruit around Australia is a really popular method of travel. So you basically just follow the seasonal fruit and work for board and cash

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why does /ausnz/ like posting anime girls so much?

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I liek the way they look.

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mhh that sounds nice
would you pay me to pop your cherry?

GOOD aqua

leave it

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ok but let's hang out when I'm in Adelaide
emphasis on laid ;3

As long as you catch a boat from Indonesia ok

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what do you mean?

I mean I want Tone to catch you personally for one of Dutton and Morrison's """rededcation"""" camps

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I don't know what you're talking about
is this Australian humor?

I mean I'd strap the electric to your head head myself for throwing my attempts to be kind to you and find some balance with you in this thread rather than you constantly being a cancerous little shit

sounds nice :)
you can do anything with me as long as you wear a connie