>Humphrey literally genocided the khama chimps
>nobody on Jow Forums bats an eye
Humphrey literally genocided the khama chimps
Dominic Nguyen
Samuel Adams
Brazilians will answer for this crime.
John Walker
Humphrey was merely an unwitting puppet in a grand scheme
Joshua Baker
10 chimpanzees killed in the Kahamacaust? That's a lot dude. Something about it is off. I think the Kahamacaust is fake.
Angel Butler
khama genocide, BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!
Andrew Johnson
fucking kasekala, man...
their chimpout ruined gombe.
Henry Gonzalez
>It took over four years for a few dozens of chimps to kill each other
We would have done it in an hour. Chimps are truly inferior to homo-sapiens.
Anthony Reyes
>Satan [one of the apes], cupping his hand below Sniff's chin to drink the blood that welled from a great wound on his face
Is he, dare I say it, /ourchimp/?
Elijah Bennett
Humphrey did nothing wrong
Noah Brooks
The (((Kakalanedas))) were all behind this
Andrew Long
To all fucking incel piece of shit who devalue and disrespect women. See the khama females fought until the end. This is loyalty and selflessness
Tyler Martin
Kahama had 7:3 Male to female ratio, meanwhile the Kasakela had 8:12 ratio. This means more females a society has, the stronger it is.
Jaxson Long
Nice.
John Barnes
What the fuck is wrong with that mentally deranged psycho?!
Isaiah Fisher
What would've happened if Hugh managed to not miss the shit flinged at Humphrey?
Gavin Scott
>war
It was a peacekeeping operation with the intention of bringing stability and freedom to the Kahama chimps
Kevin Young
>imagine being named Humphrey
Liam Gonzalez
Imagine being fucking dead
Wyatt Diaz
They had sticks of mass destruction
Robert Sanders
>For several years I struggled to come to terms with this new knowledge. Often when I woke in the night, horrific pictures sprang unbidden to my mind—Satan [one of the apes], cupping his hand below Sniff's chin to drink the blood that welled from a great wound on his face; old Rodolf, usually so benign, standing upright to hurl a four-pound rock at Godi's prostrate body; Jomeo tearing a strip of skin from Dé's thigh; Figan, charging and hitting, again and again, the stricken, quivering body of Goliath, one of his childhood heroes.
Fuck we need a monkey wars TV show
Xavier Long
Why the fuck did they name a monkey Satan?
Josiah Torres
>tfw I wasn't born in this timeline
>peacekeeping
Nice Kasakela propaganda. One of the deadliest wars in chimp history was just a peace keeping operation. Sure.
Adam Powell
Why the fuck do you worship satan?
Cooper Young
Nice try changing the topic, Kasak*laoid
Ryan Murphy
Because Satan is a fitting name for a K*sakela.
Jacob Campbell
ugh, what could have been
Carter Myers
>GROSSKASAKELIUM XDDD
Cringe and bluepilled
Jackson Murphy
Judaic Satan works under Yahweh, perhaps thats why, unlike the Zoroastrian influenced Christianity.
Thomas Taylor
...
Ryder Foster
Imagine all the sopa de macaco you could make...
Ian Turner
I'm drunk as fuck and depressed going through a potential break up right now and this thread about a chimpanzee war and various memes made my heart happy for a short while. Thanks guys
Justin Lewis
I remember a while back I changed the wikipedia on that page to say one of the results was the establishment of the Kasakala empire
Wikipedia didn't even pick up on it for like 2 months
Jeremiah Bell
underrated posts