Why can't anyone else make a country as successful as us?
Why can't anyone else make a country as successful as us?
Hunter Green
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Jacob Flores
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Nathan Sullivan
Canada slash UK?
Camden Ross
Based
Ian Smith
Nathan Cooper
Tiny populations, huge amounts of natural resources.
You know as good as I that if Australia didn't have natural resources pouring out it's ass, the entire country would be 2-3 decades behind the rest of the west in development.
Hell even NZ is starting to outperform Australia these days now in many industries the mining boom is over and basically IT, development etc companies are bailing Australia for NZ.
I mean, it's 2018 and the Australian Government has now spent over 60 billion dollars to lay out a copper internet network that was a turned down plan for being out of date in 1994. Most Australian politicians and developers are still stuck in 1982.
Jaxson Gomez
Canada, NZ and Australia are only successful because they retained a shitload of ties with the UK and still do to this day. Example the Royal Bank kf Canada is entirely controlled by British interests. That and our monarch is the same as the British one. Also the ethnic cleansing our countries suffered unironically helped, because obviously if you kill all the Natives and bring British settlers and British infrastructures instead then the standards of living will be the same as Europe. There is nothing "omg le superior genetic anglo colonizer why is British colonies >0.900 HDI cunts while France and Spain and Poortugal have 3rd world shitholes ahahah its le epic inferior latin genetics" as Im guessing is probably your point of view.
Charles Watson
We're selling out to foreign mining conglomerates
Adam Foster
we didn't even sell many natural resources until recently. But holy shit if we manged to nationalise them and accually get money from it instead of just rich bogans becoming rich enough to out balance the trade deficit and didn't have the liberal party being openly corrupt by fucking the nbn and giving fox 30m for to 'promote womans sports'
fucking gigga norway
Christian Bell
Leo Powell
So you were able to profit from your resources without becoming an oligarchy just like Norway? If so good for you
Zachary Nguyen
yeah not just sending the profit to the super rich and overseas who basically don't pay tax for the countries fucking resources yeah
Nathaniel Nelson
No, Australia literally sent like 95% of it's mineral wealth overseas.
Australia sold it's natural gas supplies for one year for something like 70 million dollars.
Qatar got something like 10 billion for the same volume of gas.
Australia has always relied heavily on natural resources, the mining boom was massive, but before that Australia had gold and agriculture.
Austin Baker
We aren't trying to win we are just trying live a good life.
Aiden Myers
anglos are gods own people
Jordan Foster
>ausfailia
>successful
Colton Ramirez
in 2015 NSW privatised its poles and wires infrastructure: transgrid.com.au
now a bunch of leafs and arab pension funds own our fucking powerline fastructure
Dylan Ortiz
I privatised my pole last time I saw yer mam you bloody poofter cunt
Jackson Powell
>the screeching of a caged animal
Grayson Bennett
NZ > Australia
Jack Hill
this is actually really well drawn. heard half your countries got no water though mate hard luck you can just use kangaroo piss
Brody Anderson
That's a great way to put it.
Oliver Reyes
fair call
Zachary Davis
who the fuck drinks water
Zachary Reyes
I've been to Australia and this hard man image Aussies like to put out to the world might apply in smaller places but Sydney is rammed with soyboys and hipsters.
Robert King
oh yeah its all been a meme for 30 years, Australians irl are unconfrontational as fuck mostly
which is pretty comfy though
Brody Mitchell
everyone's an alcoholic here even the soyboys and hipsters, they just get munted on craft beer and "artisanal" wiskey rather than VB and goon
Ayden Thompson
the rampant drinking isn't a meme though
Daniel Powell
no that isn't but you don't have to worry about accidentally getting into fights or anything
Andrew Reyes
i'd be more worried about stingrays tbqh
or snakes in the toilet
Jose Butler
lol, our government is such a fucking joke.
Bentley Clark
Convicts where never sent from England to Australia. They were transferred from the colonies in North America, after the Revolutionary War.
Matthew Brooks
there is a bit of truth to it australians i found are a bit blunter (when you know them) and aren't as worried about tip toeing around seeming impolite. and the banter is a bit rougher but it's all in good fun only soft cunts would be worried by it
Hudson Smith
>and this hard man image Aussies like to put out
We don't though, hey. That's Hollywood, not Australia. Our propaganda is all about the larrikin.
Christopher Jenkins
>but you have snakes and spoidahs!
not really
Aaron Young
check your mums bedroom theres a massive snake in there
Asher Jones
an Angloconda
Anthony Fisher
nah you've got a really effective method. I go for the poisonous viper technique. You don't need to make them stay if they don't have a choice lad
Hudson Young
France, Spain and Portugal never made any countries that are 90%+ of French, Spanish, or Portuguese descent.
Caleb Moore
I unironically believe that anglos are God's chosen people.
Zachary Hernandez
No worries bud, we won't do anything to harm you. Can't speak for the arabs though.
Lucas Rodriguez
Does this mean war?
Nathan Wood
Our part in that deal is literally nothing to worry about. They're just investing as a pension fund, and because of that it's in their best interest to ensure everything runs smoothly and well or else it would murder peoples pensions here.
Christian Jones
Does this mean war, USA?
Owen Edwards
Based Canada "kill the niggers" goose
Mason Lee
A national hero
Aiden Gomez
Anglos agree
Charles Bennett
Care to put some money down on how long ScoMo has before the knives come back out? I don't reckon he'll make it to the next election meself, not with Dutton still angling for the top job.
Connor Lewis
>chaning prime minister every 3 months
>successful