Tfw never visited by the Christmas Goat

>tfw never visited by the Christmas Goat

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brits truly are our latin brothers...

>christmas lads
>st. Basil
>christmas goat

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where i live we have 2 present occasions
st. nicholas eve which is 6th december
and christmas eve which we say Jesus bringing presents

father christmas must be for people who live in zagreb and communists, but i never really heard of it except on tv commercials

If Jesus brings presents, how does he get into the houses?

Interesting. I live in the Catholic Rhineland and we too celebrate St. Nicholas on December 6th and presents are brought by the Christ-child on December 24th.

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You're lucky

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sex time

i live on a farm so we still bring hay to inside the house as a custom
before it used to be more widespread but farming is mostly abandoned
its truly a mystery

i'm still laughing at this pic

She is a feminist and to some extent so am I. There is no reason for men to be trapped in the absolutely hollow pretense of masculinity nor women in their assigned roles. Oddly we are both against transgendered people because they more than anyone seem to be reasserting the importance of gender norms in society, albeit along different lines.

nice

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I've heard of St. Nick but not Father Christmas

This a European thing?

hey at least our santa actually exists

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Christmas goat is angry and attacks you.

>Sweden
>no Xmas GOAT
What's wrong with the pic?

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Djed Božićnjak = Grandfather Christmas (non-commie)
Djed Mraz = Grandfather Frost (commie)

GOATED

>Christmas lads
Sounds like something deano-esq

You didn't even burn the goat this year you pussies

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>only 2
>not 3
We have Miklavž (Saint Nicholas, traditional), Božiček (Santa, traditionally urban, universal in modern times) and Dedek Mraz (communist import).

wtf I love Australia now

It is much more exciting if you don't know if it'll burn or not.

noel baba

>doesnt want to discuss theology with st basil the great
>doesnt want to chill and drink milk with the lad
>doesn't want to eat the christmas goat
not so based

ours is technically called yule-gnome

I thought a present shitting tree visits the children in Spain?

>Christmas lads
based

Isn't that in Catalonia?

It's sad to think many of these have now been replaced with the nondescript "Santa".

God impregnates a woman in your house and Jesus is birthed by her, he then leaves the presents and vanishes.

Santa Claus and st. Nicholad are one and the same...

Coca Cola just copied him

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Pshht dont tell the mutts.

Saint Basil best Santa

Yulegoat is pagan sw*dish shit which has nothing to do with Finland
We just call Santa Claus a goat because we were confused at first and it makes sense now because a goat is colloquial for a horny old man

Slov*nia being try hard Germanic as always

As said, there's usually only Miklavž (st. Nicholas) in the rural areas. Where I live, exchanging christmas presents is not typical at all, as Miklavž comes in the beginning of the month.

They do that in Spain too. I think that is thee proper way to celebrate chrismas.

There sure are a lot of similarities between Weihnachtsmann and Božiček

>father christmas

americanization. we have our befana

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Befana

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We also got "yule-goat" though, but it's a different thing from santa-claus. Closes comparison I can think of is yule-themed trick-or-treaters, only instead of doing tricks they usually go door to door and sing christmas songs. The origin of the "yule-goat" goes back to viking times though and it was a lot more hardcore, grown men went from farm to farm with goat masks and could potentially involve rape if you didn't play along.
I don't even know if gnome is correct anyway, since we already have gnome in our language and it's not the same as a nisse. Don't really think it's possible to translate nisse though.

>you will never go out for a drink with the christmas lads
;_;

this map is proof that denmark is not scandinavian

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el krampus....

He has extremely good lock picking skills