/brit/

Yeah I'm on road

I think i know that girl. Is she in Shanghai and thinks her English is better than that of native speakers?

reminder that this isn't the real beto

>Be Australian
>I KNOW THAT RANDOM CHINK

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nazi puto

no
she's a brit

I've started committing self harm by bashing a small statue I have against my thigh as hard as I can over and over and over again until it feels like jelly and leaves a painful bruise

headcase

believe it or not you dont need a lot of muscle to pull you just need to have a good face

t. skelly that gets with women he doesnt deserve

imbecile

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I don't have access to knives atm and can't figure out how to take the razor blade out of a razor so this is my best method right now

Want clocks to go back

>I have to eat lots of food to put food on the table
what an age we live in

basically clueless on how to flirt with women lads

can talk fine, got lots of female friends, just too much of a lil bitch to be suggestive I guess

thanks

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body language helps
when they're on your bed for example you can put a hand over their shoulder and bring them closer to your chest
or put a hand on the ol thigh
or go for a spoon and then rub her fanny

>when they're on your bed

hold ya horses here champ how'd we end up here

well why dont you invite a girl you like over to your place and get her to lay next to you for comfiness and put a film on to chat and gnatter too? and when the moment is right used to do it with female coursemates at university i wanted to shag

Might break my dorm window and jump out of it

why couldnt i be good looking and treat women with respect

the internet has poisoned my brain to think i need to treat women like shit to get them to like me when my face is enough

grrrrr fucking internet

I love vomiting my sadness, despair, and edginess on to /brit/

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>invite a girl over to """"my"""" place

well slap my ass and call me dorothy, guess I need to move out hey

hat

you dont have to treat them like shit but you do have to act decisively and confidently. Its easy to be retarded and confident but the higher iq you are the more willing you are to doubt knowledge because you know how important skepticism is. The key is working on your confidence and body language.

>Might break my dorm window and jump out of it

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those who want respect show respect
run wild off the leash, get called a dog

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>dark eyed, dark haired, tanned people are 100% european
some people unironically believe this

hello colombia

hello mini russia

>watching this advert by the met police about sexual harassment
>putting your hand on someones thigh now constitutes as abuse

holy shit, ive sexually harassed loads of women haha

remember when i was feeling this lass up at a festival, properly touching her arms and grinding on her and thought she was enjoying it. then she fucked off with her friend and i felt terrible

yes hello

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not funny

yes it is

hahahahahahahahaha mini russia is funny

>t. brown haired brown eyed person that thinks this doesn't apply cause you haven't got black hair and don't have any pigment from living in the basement

ive never really understood why women dont tell you to fuck off when you touch them up and they dont like it, how the fuck am i supposed to know you bitch? do you think i have a magical crystal ball?

got a yellow emoji with a girl on snapchat again
we did have a red heart emoji but it disappeared
fortunately it's not and she's infinitely more emotional stable

i just find it funny how people who are 100% european always have colourful eyes and hair, never brown or black

fucking hell, gloating over talking to a girl for more than 2 weeks on snapchat

to me its like you're learning gcse physics meanwhile i am albert einstein and have done stuff with women you could only dream of

know a girl who slept with a guy even when he asked "do you want to do this it's fine if you don't" and she didn't want to but said yes anyway
baffles the mind

yeah and when you've pulled women in the past by grinding on them you're confused

falling asleep on your back is comfy af

just putting that out there. VERY underrated sleeping position

didnt know Detroit had a white mayor despite of being like 80% black

Morning benders!

morning nonce

>to me its like you're learning gcse physics meanwhile i am albert einstein and have done stuff with women you could only dream of
hello fellow millionaire
have you received your OBE from the queen yet?

Only GCSE’s I got were in maths English and business studies

all you really need to get into the School of Hard Knocks

got a whiff of aftershave
that'll be my poor poor dad getting ready for toil

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does he not come into your room and scream at you for being up all night you sad pathetic NEET shit stain

DUMB.....

if you listen closely you can probably hear your mum sobbing and asking herself how she managed to raise such a pathetic excuse of a son

FROG.....

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>he doesn't durn

Choon

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POSTER

big laugh from this post

estúpido cartel de la rana pirata

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>aftershave to toil

errrr i think your dad's having an affair mate

u a bitch made bitch nigga, man. reel in the fag shit

Night lads

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did you know that blacks built the united states and ancient egypt :O

yeah mad isn't it

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Colonel Gaddafi could not lay down a bass hook, Mark. That should be clear, even for you.

thinking about the girl I had sex with

font

LOL
cringe as fuck

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lads if there is no water at toil can toilberg make you stay in the building or do you get to go home?

nigg*rs never built anything in reality haha, they need to steal others people cultures

any alcoholic man in? im only an alcoholic on the weekends though

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Bought some krokodil off my mum and injected it directly into my Willy

Gonna be a wild shift at toil lads

thanks,

Probably got loads of bottled water for you

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what about the toilets though? when someone (me) does a poo they wont flush

haven't had a sip in three weeks, longest it's ever been in the last 2 years of daily drunkenness
feels boring but good

if they can't provide alternative bogs or drinking water pretty sure they can't be open

My ancestors built things too I feel so connected to them love being white

Suck it up lad

I used to work in a kitchen washing dishes and we didnt have any water for 2 hours and no hot water for the rest of the shift

You find a way to work around it, simple as

*randomly does something random*

well done i guess. i can't bear toil without looking forward to a drink on saturday

>he didn't take the KANGZ pill
get woke, whitey
realhistoryww.com/

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