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You wake up in your commie block

Go to work in an industrial factory in the back

300 days it's snow

You come back, drink, listen to the communist radio and sleep

On the weekends you go to the church and pray

The life of a Soviet Unioner

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meduza.io/en/feature/2018/09/10/united-russia-loses-ground-as-the-communist-party-gains-it-here-are-the-main-results-of-sunday-s-regional-elections
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You wake up in Yugoslavia

Fresh packs of US and Soviet gibs coming while you do nothing

300 days it's sunshine without a cloud

You come back from the beach, listen to western music or rock and go to sleep

On the weekends you travel to italy

The life of a Yugoslav

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these commie blocks look comfy

This is a comfy song

youtube.com/watch?v=nrA4il7H8Yw

UGA BUGAR

youtube.com/watch?v=2e5tAlelJXc

positively grim

>when u send her a dick pic and she doesn't respond

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>when ur fapping and ur dad suddenly opens the door

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Zashto u burgas vseki vtori blok e saniran, a u sofeto ne pomnq da sum vijdal sanirano blokche ot meseci

>when the local manlet tries to act tough

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Sounds pretty comfi. Except I wouldn't go to church since I don't need imaginary friends

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Shtoto shopite i bez tova glasuvat za gerb

Я люблю вac вceх!

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>You wake up in your commie block
>Go to work in an industrial factory in the back
>300 days it's snow
>You come back, drink, listen to the communist radio and sleep
>On the weekends you go to the church and pray

Implying it's different in any other country. Same shit everywhere, just different environment.

You are welcome, Russia

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>blea, let miy tiell yiuo abaut ior contriy
>miy contriy stronk, yior is not blea
>we hchave maniy tienks, iend sabmarins iend rielaiablie MiG pleins, blea
>did ai shuou yiuo za scayscrappiers we hchiev? we ar suo machi richier zen yiuo blea

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You forgot about smthn'

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Anyone know if I can view chat history from skype and icq if it's from 5-6 yrs ago

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щoтo e нa мopeтo и ce oпитвaт дa въpтят бизнec c нeдмижими имoти, зaтyй

lol))))))
vies kaind of taigers?

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?

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The crimean ones

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uat du yiuo want blea? yiuo damb fruog puostier

So turkish Bulgars are whiter than actual Bulgars

>pomaks
>turkish

Boeing bred

Say something nice about Albania or else....

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Y-you have the a nice amount of gypsies there. Don't hurt me senpai

Based enverbey annihilated kellyfat on /hell/
Albanians are cool

you have nice songs such as this one
youtube.com/watch?v=rf7ei5P4eBE

i'm sorry for what the turks did to you and your people, never forget

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Jizzas, why are turks such 1488 nazis

because pomaks are of slavic origins, they are not turks, but were forced to change religion (like bosniaks)
people in the south are actually whiter and more blonde than people in north east bulgaria, where real turks, tatar and gagauz were settled

based

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very BASED

Are Kosovars cool irl?

FUCK TURKGAYRIA

based and krasnaya tabletka

ai laik mai albeinian frends on fortsan
dei ar nat autistik end dei ar veri calm end collected

but the comrades right next to the church were exposed to more noise than the comrades way back

that's not very equal

Albania is the moral compass of /balk/.
Anti-An*Me and supportive of family values.

There are no churches in a real soviet commie district.

this is not christ's church

Cute women

This

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>that
>cute

Turkey is the cutest

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that sounds fucking amazing

>*opens balk*
>*sniffs balkanian air*
>*the mohamedan air particles attack my christian nostrils*
>*quickly closes balk*

Based compatriot, not so based Bulgarian (cute gril though)

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ALL turks are evil and bad, blyat

And here's her husband - turk prince

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ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5075667/

:(

Fuck slavs

Fuck Greeks(T*rks)

just when you think it couldn't get any worse

meduza.io/en/feature/2018/09/10/united-russia-loses-ground-as-the-communist-party-gains-it-here-are-the-main-results-of-sunday-s-regional-elections

Based babushkas 'n dedushkas votes.

>pooptin 1st
>communists 2nd
>rasha strong 3rd

can't get any worse

>Despite the party's name, it is frequently described as "neither liberal nor democratic".[13] The party has been described as fiscally statist within an ultranationalist authoritarian ideology.[14][15][16] Its ideology is based primarily on Zhirinovsky's ideas of "imperial reconquest" (a "renewed Russian Empire")[17] and on an authoritarian vision of a "Greater Russia".[16][18]

>you'll live to see space communism in your lifetime

sooka blee-att

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>mfw we will never have Orthodox faith-powered spaceships

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it's nyevar too late, blitch
jast sabmit to rasha stronk

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You will one day.

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>blesses weapon of mass destruction

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I cant watch it
Can you guys watch it and tell me the cringe level from 1 to 10

youtube.com/watch?v=A6V_Z31NZ1o

>he fucks himself
Lamoooo

>soviet union
>churches
the commies didn't like religion

what a shit faith. literally fake Catholicism

comrade does not forgive
comrade does not forget

>Albania
what a shit country. literally fake nigeria

not that cringy 5 minutes in, 3/10

The sexual tension is palpable.

any other flag i'd take seriously, but not yours

havent showered in 3 weeks ama

shower?

what a shit country. literally fake nigeria

Caмo cмpт зa шиптapи!

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WTF mitë is another word bribe? I didnt know that

Who wants some holy suit?

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I don't get it, if grannies and grandpas vote for the legit commies then who votes for the crypto commies from United Russia?

mitedhenie = korrupsion
mitdhenie eshte fjala shqip

based

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oh no :(

Can confirm. It's basically OP but reskinned